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Zombie Plans-Revised

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I've never used one, and I doubt many here have, so I can't offer critisism, other then getting close to zombies = bad.

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Truly if theres a ever a zombie apocalypse i'm going to steal a boat.

Then i'm going to basically become a pirate, stealing food and goods from people.

 

When/if civilisation is reistablished i'm going to be the richest person there :)

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Best stock up on bottlecaps.

 

Do you know how to drive a boat? I really think anybody who owns a boat would have already taken it.

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I've never used one, and I doubt many here have, so I can't offer critisism, other then getting close to zombies = bad.

I have, not for shooting though.

 

Ross, driving a boat is easy.

 

Hex, you'll get shot.

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Plus, stealing a boat is a bit harder than you think. Everyone thinks, oh I'll just hotwire it. Yeah, I guarantee most people don't know how.

Now ensue the large flood of people saying that they actually do know how.

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You can't hotwire modern cars/boats.

 

Its quite simple really, I find a cruise or frieght in a dock, I proceed to open automatic kalkoshnikov fire on everyone. I kill everyone, I nick anything valuble off them and then steal the boat, shooting anyone on it. (the element of suprise is extremly useful) I then drive out of the pier, wait for a week and then come back and steal food from the shores.

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Doesn't the keys only turn a switch, allowing a current to pass through? If so hotwiring is easy.

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i DO NOT TAKE WEED.. hex, in rosses words. stop ebign a douche. really, its pissing me off.

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And how about the multitudes of other insane people with a Tip.it account known as Hex, doing the exact same thing as you are?

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The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

im trying to tone down my insanity. i know when i start being a douche, and i try to keep it to a minimum...

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Hotwiring is as simple as I thought, I just read a guide.

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Y'no this zombie outbreak, if it happens in one country.

It'll happen only in that country.

 

Therfore all the other people in other countrys won't be affected as zombies can't fly or go in boats.

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hex. you even paying attention to what i say?

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You can't hotwire modern cars/boats.

 

Its quite simple really, I find a cruise or frieght in a dock, I proceed to open automatic kalkoshnikov fire on everyone. I kill everyone, I nick anything valuble off them and then steal the boat, shooting anyone on it. (the element of suprise is extremly useful) I then drive out of the pier, wait for a week and then come back and steal food from the shores.

Most boats are older.

Ok, one, stop calling it an Automatic Kalashnikov (correct spelling). For one, it stands for Avtomat Kalashnikova. Two, call it an AK. If I'm talking about an M16, I'm not going to call it a model 16.

Also, where do you plan on getting a full auto Ak-47?

And, you really think that no one with pull a gun or weapon on you? I doubt you've ever fired a weapon, and if you have, definitely not an automatic one. It would take you way more than 30 rounds, and you'd have to reload, even if you were only shooting at 6 people. Plus, in apocalypse, someone would pull a gun on you and you're dead.

 

Oh, Rocco, I went to the gun store the other day. They have 1000x boxes of .223, 7.62x39, 7.62x52, 9mm and .22. So if you're lucky you can find a lot of ammo.

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Hex, viruses travel. It's that simple. And, I will laugh once you run out of fuel, food or clean water, or get shot by the people you open fire on. Hex, people have guns, you will not be the only one armed. If you can get a gun, others can.

Y'no this zombie outbreak, if it happens in one country.

It'll happen only in that country.

 

Therfore all the other people in other countrys won't be affected as zombies can't fly or go in boats.

 

You know that countries aren't all islands, right?

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Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

Oh, and if it was in mainland Europe or North america, it would probably spread to the other continent eventually.

EX: Businessman is hurrying to catch a flight, in NYC. Crazy homeless man bites him, he is worried but doesn't have time to deal with it. He get's on the plane, 12 hours later he's in Paris. He checks into his hotel. Next morning, he's a zombie.

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It will freeze them (extreme cold) but they decay far slower.

they can develope resitences. just like certain skeletons can be imune to one thing, but extremley weak to another.

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they can develope resitences. just like certain skeletons can be imune to one thing, but extremley weak to another.

Evolution does not happen overnight.

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But will zombies struggle/die at -20-30 degrees?

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No, since there is no blood flow, hypothermia is not a worry for them.

 

Being somewhere with a temperature of -20/-30 will inevietably be worse for the human than the zombie.

 

Since there is no power, you'd have to supply the fuel for the heater yourself.

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You'll be dead long before them.

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i know. i said they can develop resitances. doesnt mean in one life time.

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