Zombie Plans-Revised

[Nenga]

Call 911 and then practice passive resistance hoping they won't notice me.

 

You'll be dead within a minute.

[Seraphi]

Call 911 and then practice passive resistance hoping they won't notice me.

 

You'll be dead within a minute.

 

Pretty much.

[Furah]

Call 911 and then practice passive resistance hoping they won't notice me.

 

You'll be dead within a minute.

 

Pretty much.

 

Stop being so optimistic guys. I wouldn't give him 20 seconds.

[Saru Inc]

Is sarcasm dead.

[Nenga]

Call 911 and then practice passive resistance hoping they won't notice me.

 

You'll be dead within a minute.

 

Pretty much.

 

Stop being so optimistic guys. I wouldn't give him 20 seconds.

 

But zombies are slow and it would take them some time to catch him.

[Kiriyama]

Call 911 and then practice passive resistance hoping they won't notice me.

 

You'll be dead within a minute.

 

Pretty much.

 

Stop being so optimistic guys. I wouldn't give him 20 seconds.

 

But zombies are slow and it would take them some time to catch him.

 

 

 

Fine, I give him 25 seconds.

[Nenga]

Call 911 and then practice passive resistance hoping they won't notice me.

 

You'll be dead within a minute.

 

Pretty much.

 

Stop being so optimistic guys. I wouldn't give him 20 seconds.

 

But zombies are slow and it would take them some time to catch him.

 

 

 

Fine, I give him 25 seconds.

 

Anyway I said he'll be dead within a minute, not giving a certain length of time just saying less than sixty seconds.

[Lenin64]

Call 911 and then practice passive resistance hoping they won't notice me.

 

You'll be dead within a minute.

 

Pretty much.

 

Stop being so optimistic guys. I wouldn't give him 20 seconds.

 

But zombies are slow and it would take them some time to catch him.

 

 

 

Fine, I give him 25 seconds.

 

Anyway I said he'll be dead within a minute, not giving a certain length of time just saying less than sixty seconds.

 

No no, he'll be fine indefinitely. Zombies only eat brains, right?

 

 

 

;)

[Furah]

 

No no, he'll be fine indefinitely. Zombies only eat brains, right?

 

 

 

;)

 

Which is why we use those people for you and Sworddude to deal with how you wish, whether it be something to shoot at, or a foot rest.

[Nenga]

 

No no, he'll be fine indefinitely. Zombies only eat brains, right?

 

 

 

;)

 

Which is why we use those people for you and Sworddude to deal with how you wish, whether it be something to shoot at, or a foot rest.

 

Can we farm them and use them as frontline soldiers/wall of human shields?

[Wisp]

If zombies only went for brains we'd be lucky, because in eating the brain, they'd eliminate the possibility of another zombie. But according to the guide, wwz etc. they eat as much as they can before the body re-animates, though they rarely eat the brain simply because it's hard to get to.

[gauper_kid]

 

No no, he'll be fine indefinitely. Zombies only eat brains, right?

 

 

 

;)

 

Which is why we use those people for you and Sworddude to deal with how you wish, whether it be something to shoot at, or a foot rest.

 

Can we farm them and use them as frontline soldiers/wall of human shields?

 

We could strap dynamite to their chests and send them into the hoards of zombies!

[Alg]

 

No no, he'll be fine indefinitely. Zombies only eat brains, right?

 

 

 

;)

 

Which is why we use those people for you and Sworddude to deal with how you wish, whether it be something to shoot at, or a foot rest.

 

Can we farm them and use them as frontline soldiers/wall of human shields?

 

We could strap dynamite to their chests and send them into the hoards of zombies!

 

Any room for weapons testing?

[Nenga]

 

No no, he'll be fine indefinitely. Zombies only eat brains, right?

 

 

 

;)

 

Which is why we use those people for you and Sworddude to deal with how you wish, whether it be something to shoot at, or a foot rest.

 

Can we farm them and use them as frontline soldiers/wall of human shields?

 

We could strap dynamite to their chests and send them into the hoards of zombies!

 

Any room for weapons testing?

 

Unless we know what we're doing I'd stay away from messing with explosives.

[Alg]

Was speaking in general terms, not necessarily explosives

[gauper_kid]

 

No no, he'll be fine indefinitely. Zombies only eat brains, right?

 

 

 

;)

 

Which is why we use those people for you and Sworddude to deal with how you wish, whether it be something to shoot at, or a foot rest.

 

Can we farm them and use them as frontline soldiers/wall of human shields?

 

We could strap dynamite to their chests and send them into the hoards of zombies!

 

Any room for weapons testing?

 

Unless we know what we're doing I'd stay away from messing with explosives.

 

Meh. Who cares about experience. I've got to do something with all these explosives. They're just sitting there, doing nothing.

[Nenga]

Was speaking in general terms, not necessarily explosives

 

Guns are still explosive just not on the scale most of the things that are commonly referred to as explosives are.

[Wisp]

Was speaking in general terms, not necessarily explosives

 

Guns are still explosive just not on the scale most of the things that are commonly referred to as explosives are.

 

The bullets are, and that's just the propellant. Guns themselves have no explosives in them.

 

 

 

Weapon testing isn't really necessary. A rifle with some bullets is all you need for weapons, really.

[Alexpop11]

I shall now review my zombie plan :ugeek:

 

step 1: I colect basic anti-zombie weapons in my house, including shovels, weed whacker, and over-sized knifes. Also, i will grab my paint ball guns and put the paintballs in a cooler to freeze them and make them a resonable weapon against zombies.

 

step 2: i jump in my car and begin "pickups" of my friends, which by the end will leave us with two cars full, and roughly 3-5 real guns, 2 swords, a crap load of shovels and weed whackers, and 10-15 paintball/ b-b guns.

 

step 3: we procend to our local mall, which holds a huge hunting store. The mall will provide enough rations and ammo to last the entire invasion untill we get rescued. also, the hunting store has a large, fake mountian in the middle, which would provide a good camping spot and a place to hold down at. the roof is covered in windows, giving us plenty of light, and their is a fake stream which can provide us with water for the first bit.

 

step 4: Asuming we do NOT get rescued before we run out of ammo, we will procced on foot (with some ammo to help us) to local police stations, ect, to try and find even more ammo, then grab a car and drive away.....

 

step 5: travel across north america,from town to town, finding ammo and cars, with the ultimate goal of Washington D.C. of all the places, this is the one im SURE will not become over-run. from there, we are safe.

[Lenin64]

I shall now review my zombie plan :ugeek:

 

step 1: I colect basic anti-zombie weapons in my house, including shovels, weed whacker, and over-sized knifes. Also, i will grab my paint ball guns and put the paintballs in a cooler to freeze them and make them a resonable weapon against zombies.

 

step 2: i jump in my car and begin "pickups" of my friends, which by the end will leave us with two cars full, and roughly 3-5 real guns, 2 swords, a crap load of shovels and weed whackers, and 10-15 paintball/ b-b guns.

 

step 3: we procend to our local mall, which holds a huge hunting store. The mall will provide enough rations and ammo to last the entire invasion untill we get rescued. also, the hunting store has a large, fake mountian in the middle, which would provide a good camping spot and a place to hold down at. the roof is covered in windows, giving us plenty of light, and their is a fake stream which can provide us with water for the first bit.

 

step 4: Asuming we do NOT get rescued before we run out of ammo, we will procced on foot (with some ammo to help us) to local police stations, ect, to try and find even more ammo, then grab a car and drive away.....

 

step 5: travel across north america,from town to town, finding ammo and cars, with the ultimate goal of Washington D.C. of all the places, this is the one im SURE will not become over-run. from there, we are safe.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you were serious. Wow. Where to begin? Ah, yes. Ditch the paintball guns. They won't work, since even a frozen paintball won't be able to destroy a brain in a single shot, unless the zombies experience very advanced decay very quickly. Just extra, useless weight, like the extra pounds your mom kept after you were born. Also, the mall. This has been covered; too many entrances, everyone will be there already, it just isn't a viable option. You're planning as if you'll be the only survivors, which I can assure you will not happen. And you will probably not be able to "grab a car" due to blocked roads and massive zombie amounts that will be drawn to the sound of your engine.

 

 

 

Also, if DC is not overrun, it will be because the military is there keeping it in order, and will not let you in because you might be infected. In fact, you'll probably be shot before you can say "Lincoln Memorial".

[Wisp]

I shall now review my zombie plan :ugeek:

 

step 1: I colect basic anti-zombie weapons in my house, including shovels, weed whacker, and over-sized knifes. Also, i will grab my paint ball guns and put the paintballs in a cooler to freeze them and make them a resonable weapon against zombies.

 

step 2: i jump in my car and begin "pickups" of my friends, which by the end will leave us with two cars full, and roughly 3-5 real guns, 2 swords, a crap load of shovels and weed whackers, and 10-15 paintball/ b-b guns.

 

step 3: we procend to our local mall, which holds a huge hunting store. The mall will provide enough rations and ammo to last the entire invasion untill we get rescued. also, the hunting store has a large, fake mountian in the middle, which would provide a good camping spot and a place to hold down at. the roof is covered in windows, giving us plenty of light, and their is a fake stream which can provide us with water for the first bit.

 

step 4: Asuming we do NOT get rescued before we run out of ammo, we will procced on foot (with some ammo to help us) to local police stations, ect, to try and find even more ammo, then grab a car and drive away.....

 

step 5: travel across north america,from town to town, finding ammo and cars, with the ultimate goal of Washington D.C. of all the places, this is the one im SURE will not become over-run. from there, we are safe.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you were serious. Wow. Where to begin? Ah, yes. Ditch the paintball guns. They won't work, since even a frozen paintball won't be able to destroy a brain in a single shot, unless the zombies experience very advanced decay very quickly. Just extra, useless weight, like the extra pounds your mom kept after you were born. Also, the mall. This has been covered; too many entrances, everyone will be there already, it just isn't a viable option. You're planning as if you'll be the only survivors, which I can assure you will not happen. And you will probably not be able to "grab a car" due to blocked roads and massive zombie amounts that will be drawn to the sound of your engine.

 

 

 

Also, if DC is not overrun, it will be because the military is there keeping it in order, and will not let you in because you might be infected. In fact, you'll probably be shot before you can say "Lincoln Memorial".

 

 

 

Pretty much what he said. DC would be just as likely to be over-run as say, NYC. An infection starts internally, and it escalates. Likely, in the even of something like a zombie apocalypse, the president would be evacuated to some bunker somewhere. Also, grabbing a car? This sounds easy, but even though there would be many cars lying around in possible working order, it's not like anyone leaves the keys in the ignition. People will just say "lol hotwire it" but do you honestly know how to do that? Or do you think you'll have time to break into a car when zombies may be chasing you, then do a rather complicated task before they get you? That's ignoring the fact that gas will be very rare. If you were to barricade ONE store in a mall, which is possible, but really stupid, you wouldn't have the resources granted by the other stores. A hunting store won't have any food other than maybe a couple bags of beef jerky.

[Alexpop11]

I shall now review my zombie plan :ugeek:

 

step 1: I colect basic anti-zombie weapons in my house, including shovels, weed whacker, and over-sized knifes. Also, i will grab my paint ball guns and put the paintballs in a cooler to freeze them and make them a resonable weapon against zombies.

 

step 2: i jump in my car and begin "pickups" of my friends, which by the end will leave us with two cars full, and roughly 3-5 real guns, 2 swords, a crap load of shovels and weed whackers, and 10-15 paintball/ b-b guns.

 

step 3: we procend to our local mall, which holds a huge hunting store. The mall will provide enough rations and ammo to last the entire invasion untill we get rescued. also, the hunting store has a large, fake mountian in the middle, which would provide a good camping spot and a place to hold down at. the roof is covered in windows, giving us plenty of light, and their is a fake stream which can provide us with water for the first bit.

 

step 4: Asuming we do NOT get rescued before we run out of ammo, we will procced on foot (with some ammo to help us) to local police stations, ect, to try and find even more ammo, then grab a car and drive away.....

 

step 5: travel across north america,from town to town, finding ammo and cars, with the ultimate goal of Washington D.C. of all the places, this is the one im SURE will not become over-run. from there, we are safe.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you were serious. Wow. Where to begin? Ah, yes. Ditch the paintball guns. They won't work, since even a frozen paintball won't be able to destroy a brain in a single shot, unless the zombies experience very advanced decay very quickly. Just extra, useless weight, like the extra pounds your mom kept after you were born. Also, the mall. This has been covered; too many entrances, everyone will be there already, it just isn't a viable option. You're planning as if you'll be the only survivors, which I can assure you will not happen. And you will probably not be able to "grab a car" due to blocked roads and massive zombie amounts that will be drawn to the sound of your engine.

 

 

 

Also, if DC is not overrun, it will be because the military is there keeping it in order, and will not let you in because you might be infected. In fact, you'll probably be shot before you can say "Lincoln Memorial".

 

 

 

Pretty much what he said. DC would be just as likely to be over-run as say, NYC. An infection starts internally, and it escalates. Likely, in the even of something like a zombie apocalypse, the president would be evacuated to some bunker somewhere. Also, grabbing a car? This sounds easy, but even though there would be many cars lying around in possible working order, it's not like anyone leaves the keys in the ignition. People will just say "lol hotwire it" but do you honestly know how to do that? Or do you think you'll have time to break into a car when zombies may be chasing you, then do a rather complicated task before they get you? That's ignoring the fact that gas will be very rare. If you were to barricade ONE store in a mall, which is possible, but really stupid, you wouldn't have the resources granted by the other stores. A hunting store won't have any food other than maybe a couple bags of beef jerky.

 

 

 

First and formost, the store is large, empty, and has only two entrances, one outside and one to the mall itself. And food comes from the food court of the mall, which happens to be right beside it -.-

 

Piantball guns-might not work, and if it dosent, just toss it out the window.

 

Cars- i beg to differ. Switching between cars can be fast and simple if we have it planed out right.

 

Washington- maybe. you have a valid point about that.

 

Gas-you might also have a point. but then again, the hunting store has a crap load of ammo, and would esily kill around 5000 zombies, with 5 bullets per zombie. we might never need to leave.

[Lenin64]

The food court in every mall I've been to has numerous entrances to the outside. And beyond that, there's still the issue of every single other mall entrance. The food court is too large an area to fully blockade with materials from the shops in the immediate area, or if you do manage it, it won't hold. Plus, the food court smells of meat, attracting every zombie in the area. Being near that is just bad news.

[Wisp]

[hide=]

I shall now review my zombie plan :ugeek:

 

step 1: I colect basic anti-zombie weapons in my house, including shovels, weed whacker, and over-sized knifes. Also, i will grab my paint ball guns and put the paintballs in a cooler to freeze them and make them a resonable weapon against zombies.

 

step 2: i jump in my car and begin "pickups" of my friends, which by the end will leave us with two cars full, and roughly 3-5 real guns, 2 swords, a crap load of shovels and weed whackers, and 10-15 paintball/ b-b guns.

 

step 3: we procend to our local mall, which holds a huge hunting store. The mall will provide enough rations and ammo to last the entire invasion untill we get rescued. also, the hunting store has a large, fake mountian in the middle, which would provide a good camping spot and a place to hold down at. the roof is covered in windows, giving us plenty of light, and their is a fake stream which can provide us with water for the first bit.

 

step 4: Asuming we do NOT get rescued before we run out of ammo, we will procced on foot (with some ammo to help us) to local police stations, ect, to try and find even more ammo, then grab a car and drive away.....

 

step 5: travel across north america,from town to town, finding ammo and cars, with the ultimate goal of Washington D.C. of all the places, this is the one im SURE will not become over-run. from there, we are safe.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you were serious. Wow. Where to begin? Ah, yes. Ditch the paintball guns. They won't work, since even a frozen paintball won't be able to destroy a brain in a single shot, unless the zombies experience very advanced decay very quickly. Just extra, useless weight, like the extra pounds your mom kept after you were born. Also, the mall. This has been covered; too many entrances, everyone will be there already, it just isn't a viable option. You're planning as if you'll be the only survivors, which I can assure you will not happen. And you will probably not be able to "grab a car" due to blocked roads and massive zombie amounts that will be drawn to the sound of your engine.

 

 

 

Also, if DC is not overrun, it will be because the military is there keeping it in order, and will not let you in because you might be infected. In fact, you'll probably be shot before you can say "Lincoln Memorial".

 

 

 

Pretty much what he said. DC would be just as likely to be over-run as say, NYC. An infection starts internally, and it escalates. Likely, in the even of something like a zombie apocalypse, the president would be evacuated to some bunker somewhere. Also, grabbing a car? This sounds easy, but even though there would be many cars lying around in possible working order, it's not like anyone leaves the keys in the ignition. People will just say "lol hotwire it" but do you honestly know how to do that? Or do you think you'll have time to break into a car when zombies may be chasing you, then do a rather complicated task before they get you? That's ignoring the fact that gas will be very rare. If you were to barricade ONE store in a mall, which is possible, but really stupid, you wouldn't have the resources granted by the other stores. A hunting store won't have any food other than maybe a couple bags of beef jerky.

 

 

 

First and formost, the store is large, empty, and has only two entrances, one outside and one to the mall itself. And food comes from the food court of the mall, which happens to be right beside it -.-

 

Piantball guns-might not work, and if it dosent, just toss it out the window.

 

Cars- i beg to differ. Switching between cars can be fast and simple if we have it planed out right.

 

Washington- maybe. you have a valid point about that.

 

Gas-you might also have a point. but then again, the hunting store has a crap load of ammo, and would esily kill around 5000 zombies, with 5 bullets per zombie. we might never need to leave.

[/hide]

 

 

 

You said you would go to a police station "and grab a car". That doesn't sound like you've left a car there in the past with a full tank of gas, unlocked with the key in the ignition.

 

And unless the food court magically has enough non-perishables to last you even a month, it's worthless.

 

Think of the stores at your average food court: Mcdonalds, taco-bell, kfc maybe, starbucks, chinese fast-food. Most of that is meat products which will rot quickly and be a major health hazard, and will be unsuitable to eat. There aren't many non-perishables at your average food court, thus it's worthless.

[Lenin64]

And it's all, you know, fast food. You'll just fatten yourself up for the horde.