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Zombie Plans-Revised

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If all else fails you can drink water :o.

If all else fails you can drink water :o.

 

Thats always a first...finding it is the problem..oh wait...the creek i used on the way up #-o

 

 

 

Strike that, there is no water there in the summer or its stagnate.

If all else fails you can drink water :o.

 

Thats always a first...finding it is the problem..oh wait...the creek i used on the way up #-o

 

 

 

Strike that, there is no water there in the summer or its stagnate.

 

Well you know, your town gets its water from somewhere. You can steal water from the stores. Which that's what I recommend. Since people will stop treating the water who knows what will get into it. Or even if you can get infected that way. So I suggest you find a small area, survive off bottled water (ration it) secure a natural source of water, start growing your own food, and go from there. Events don't happen over months, or days, but minutes and seconds.

i would grab a gun and fight my way to the top of a hill, there ill cast ice barrage on all the zombies and pwn their rear ends back to hell A.K.A lumbridge W 107 (theres that many noobs its the equivalent of hell) ::'

 

 

 

-Hazz

i would grab a gun and fight my way to the top of a hill, there ill cash ice barrage on all the zombies and pwn their rear ends back to hell A.K.A lumbridge W 107 (theres that many noobs its the equivalent of hell) ::'

 

 

 

-Hazz

 

The cash would be better used to bribe people....

 

 

 

Your plan sucks and is beyond possibility, I'll leave it at that.

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i would grab a gun and fight my way to the top of a hill, there ill cash ice barrage on all the zombies and pwn their rear ends back to hell A.K.A lumbridge W 107 (theres that many noobs its the equivalent of hell) ::'

 

 

 

-Hazz

 

The cash would be better used to bribe people....

 

 

 

Your plan sucks and is beyond possibility, I'll leave it at that.

 

 

 

just coz i fail at grammar... y u make me look like a fool -.-

No, you fail at English in general.

 

 

 

I give you 10 seconds to live in the Zombie Apocolypse.

 

 

 

But it will be funny as hell seeing some idiot shouting "Ice Barrage" then wondering why it won't work.

 

 

 

Do you have your little runes drawn on paper?

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

No, you fail at English in general.

 

 

 

I give you 10 seconds to live in the Zombie Apocolypse.

 

 

 

But it will be funny as hell seeing some idiot shouting "Ice Barrage" then wondering why it won't work.

 

 

 

Do you have your little runes drawn on paper?

 

 

 

yes :cry:

 

 

 

although I am pretty good at nazi zombies on Call of Duty World at War :D

wait a second, what type of zombies are these? slow moving idiot 1ns? or fast strong "I Am Legend" type?

I Am Legend was VAMPIRES!

 

 

 

Yes, they are the Romero type, you still have little chance of survival with your "plan".

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

I Am Legend was VAMPIRES!

 

 

 

Yes, they are the Romero type, you still have little chance of survival with your "plan".

 

 

 

ill make a new plan -.-

I Am Legend was VAMPIRES!

 

 

 

Yes, they are the Romero type, you still have little chance of survival with your "plan".

 

Well they were actually infected, vampires are just after your blood and can at least talk with you. These things just run around like animals trying to devour humans.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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I Am Legend was VAMPIRES!

 

 

 

Yes, they are the Romero type, you still have little chance of survival with your "plan".

 

 

 

ill make a new plan -.-

 

You sound like somebody else who posted on here a while ago.

 

We nicknamed him "Bait".

 

Do you want to be bait as well?

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I Am Legend was VAMPIRES!

 

 

 

Yes, they are the Romero type, you still have little chance of survival with your "plan".

 

 

 

ill make a new plan -.-

 

You sound like somebody else who posted on here a while ago.

 

We nicknamed him "Bait".

 

Do you want to be bait as well?

 

What about an arena match, throw him and a zombie into an arena, there is a dagger in the middle, he wins then he lives*, if he loses then, well him and the zombie are shot.

 

 

 

*To fight another zombie the next night.

Steam | PM me for BBM PIN

 

Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!

I Am Legend was VAMPIRES!

 

 

 

Yes, they are the Romero type, you still have little chance of survival with your "plan".

 

 

 

ill make a new plan -.-

 

You sound like somebody else who posted on here a while ago.

 

We nicknamed him "Bait".

 

Do you want to be bait as well?

 

What about an arena match, throw him and a zombie into an arena, there is a dagger in the middle, he wins then he lives*, if he loses then, well him and the zombie are shot.

 

 

 

*To fight another zombie the next night.

 

Sounds good to me, entertainment is always good during an apocalypse.

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I Am Legend was VAMPIRES!

 

 

 

Yes, they are the Romero type, you still have little chance of survival with your "plan".

 

 

 

ill make a new plan -.-

 

You sound like somebody else who posted on here a while ago.

 

We nicknamed him "Bait".

 

Do you want to be bait as well?

 

What about an arena match, throw him and a zombie into an arena, there is a dagger in the middle, he wins then he lives*, if he loses then, well him and the zombie are shot.

 

 

 

*To fight another zombie the next night.

 

Sounds good to me, entertainment is always good during an apocalypse.

 

:thumbsup: \' :D

I Am Legend was VAMPIRES!

 

 

 

Yes, they are the Romero type, you still have little chance of survival with your "plan".

 

 

 

ill make a new plan -.-

 

You sound like somebody else who posted on here a while ago.

 

We nicknamed him "Bait".

 

Do you want to be bait as well?

 

What about an arena match, throw him and a zombie into an arena, there is a dagger in the middle, he wins then he lives*, if he loses then, well him and the zombie are shot.

 

 

 

*To fight another zombie the next night.

 

Sounds good to me, entertainment is always good during an apocalypse.

 

 

 

I get to kill the winner.

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

So just had an idea. Instead of gladiator fights why don't we have crucifictions? It'll be just like passion of the christ just zombieified. Better yet, lets crucify Mel Gibson. :twisted:

So just had an idea. Instead of gladiator fights why don't we have crucifictions? It'll be just like passion of the christ just zombieified. Better yet, lets crucify Mel Gibson. :twisted:

 

 

 

Gladiator fights means we can unleash Zombie after Zombie until they are infected, giving us true reason to kill them, or add them to the stockpile.

 

 

 

We could keep records. If someone survives 5, then they are clearly capable.

 

 

 

Though we can kill Mel Gibson execution style.

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

Sorry I havn't posted in a while, just going to say a few things.

 

 

 

So just had an idea. Instead of gladiator fights why don't we have crucifictions? It'll be just like passion of the christ just zombieified. Better yet, lets crucify Mel Gibson. :twisted:

 

 

 

Zombies only die from the brain getting wtfpwned. That wouldn't work. Though no objections to the last one.

 

 

 

I Am Legend was VAMPIRES!

 

 

 

Yes, they are the Romero type, you still have little chance of survival with your "plan".

 

 

 

ill make a new plan -.-

 

You sound like somebody else who posted on here a while ago.

 

We nicknamed him "Bait".

 

Do you want to be bait as well?

 

What about an arena match, throw him and a zombie into an arena, there is a dagger in the middle, he wins then he lives*, if he loses then, well him and the zombie are shot.

 

 

 

*To fight another zombie the next night.

 

Sounds good to me, entertainment is always good during an apocalypse.

 

 

 

I get to kill the winner.

 

 

 

No, I do.

i would grab a gun and fight my way to the top of a hill, there ill cash ice barrage on all the zombies and pwn their rear ends back to hell A.K.A lumbridge W 107 (theres that many noobs its the equivalent of hell) ::'

 

 

 

-Hazz

 

The cash would be better used to bribe people....

 

 

 

Your plan sucks and is beyond possibility, I'll leave it at that.

 

 

 

just coz i fail at grammar... y u make me look like a fool -.-

 

 

 

Go home, please. Yes, that means /b/.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One thing. If we somehow obtained and secured a zombie head, it would act as a perfect insect repellent. Since all animals run away from the disease, it would cause all deadly animals to also flee. So, gf dangers of being eaten by tigers. But carrying around a zombie head could be risky...

Sorry I havn't posted in a while, just going to say a few things.

 

 

 

So just had an idea. Instead of gladiator fights why don't we have crucifictions? It'll be just like passion of the christ just zombieified. Better yet, lets crucify Mel Gibson. :twisted:

 

 

 

Zombies only die from the brain getting wtfpwned. That wouldn't work. Though no objections to the last one.

 

 

 

I never said on the zombies...

USE THE FORCE (or a railgun)

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

Sorry I havn't posted in a while, just going to say a few things.

 

 

 

So just had an idea. Instead of gladiator fights why don't we have crucifictions? It'll be just like passion of the christ just zombieified. Better yet, lets crucify Mel Gibson. :twisted:

 

 

 

Zombies only die from the brain getting wtfpwned. That wouldn't work. Though no objections to the last one.

 

 

 

I never said on the zombies...

 

 

 

Ahh, ok. Carry on, then.

I tried to enlighten my dad and sister about this apocalypse but they brushed me off like Mormons. :(

 

 

 

I think outbreak 3 of zombies would be fun.

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