nine naked men Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 It's a failure of a pun. Got that right. And this is the fourth time I've had the word 'pun' used around me today. Does anyone else ever get those kind of word/subject attacks? Yes... I was actually going to make a topic in Forum Games about puns... But, you can see why I decided against it. :lol: sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runesmithie Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 It's a failure of a pun. Got that right. And this is the fourth time I've had the word 'pun' used around me today. Does anyone else ever get those kind of word/subject attacks? Yes... I was actually going to make a topic in Forum Games about puns... But, you can see why I decided against it. :lol: I don't know, some can be quite punny... Ok, I should probably sip some acid for that one. I just posted something! ^_^ to the terrorist...er... kirbybeam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 It's a failure of a pun. Got that right. And this is the fourth time I've had the word 'pun' used around me today. Does anyone else ever get those kind of word/subject attacks? Yes... I was actually going to make a topic in Forum Games about puns... But, you can see why I decided against it. :lol: I don't know, some can be quite punny... Ok, I should probably sip some acid for that one. Yeah, that would be kinda punful. Ok, that one sucked. #-o sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 That really was a sucker punch. :wall: I ought to be shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 they come in short bursts every 10 minutes. ...I was at the movies like 20 minutes ago an- *OOOOOOOOOOHH YEEEEEAHH!!!!!!!* -d it's wasn't really that great, but I enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superson Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 You know only Humans and Dolphins actually have sex for pleasure (no idea where I heard that, but I know it's true). In Soviet Russia, glass eats OTers. Alansson Alansson, woo woo woo! Pink owns yes, just like you!GOOOOOOOOOO ALAN! WOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Alex85 Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 One time when I was a young lad, my grandma called me a pig. The relevance? You figure it out. I now have some 'stuff' to attend to.... It really has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dymed Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 You know only Humans and Dolphins actually have sex for pleasure (no idea where I heard that, but I know it's true). People really need to stop spreading fake "facts" like this. -.- I have no idea where you heard it either, but it's not true in any sense whatsoever. One time when I was a young lad, my grandma called me a pig. The relevance? You figure it out. I now have some 'stuff' to attend to.... Wow...where do I even begin... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death666bl00ms Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 You know only Humans and Dolphins actually have sex for pleasure (no idea where I heard that, but I know it's true). People really need to stop spreading fake "facts" like this. -.- I have no idea where you heard it either, but it's not true in any sense whatsoever. One time when I was a young lad, my grandma called me a pig. The relevance? You figure it out. I now have some 'stuff' to attend to.... Wow...where do I even begin... :lol: Hey, I have heard that too! Its probably because its, erm, oh yes, right... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A5176 http://fusionanomaly.net/dolphins.html http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/pleasure.asp Mind doing some research before you try to discredit people, Dymed? "The greatest joy a man can know is to conquer his enemies and drive them before him. To ride their horses and take away their possessions. To see the faces of those who were dear to them bedewed with tears, and to clasp their wives and daughters in his arms." -Genghis Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led-Zeppelin Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 It is true, w atched a doco before with Robin Willians and the dolhpins. He went swimming with dolphins, and the dolphins were swimming around copulating with each other, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLancer Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Seeing as we're not talking about humans here really, but natural animal anatomy & biology taught in school at the age limit of this forum (about 13), I don't see how it's rulebreaking. ...As long as you people can post other interesting things as well, which you learned in class instead of commenting on his 'special' information :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death666bl00ms Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 Seeing as we're not talking about humans here really, but natural animal anatomy & biology taught in school at the age limit of this forum (about 13), I don't see how it's rulebreaking. ...As long as you people can post other interesting things as well, which you learned in class instead of commenting on his 'special' information :lol: Thanks Blue "The greatest joy a man can know is to conquer his enemies and drive them before him. To ride their horses and take away their possessions. To see the faces of those who were dear to them bedewed with tears, and to clasp their wives and daughters in his arms." -Genghis Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Ok, here's what I learned from a rather specialized class. In the event of a redirection from their normal habitats, otherwise known as forums, some species of posters will then proceed to go on a posting rampage, destroying the intellectual integrity of the topics around them, until the 2nd board becomes a dumping ground for idiotic links, spam and pointless topics made on a whim. The invaders will then lose interest in the new forum, moving back to their previous habitat, leaving the desecrated grounds to slowly repair their fragile ecosystem. How was that for a lesson, eh? :lol: sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death666bl00ms Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 Watching Discovery Planet. New one: Queen ants can produce a staggering 2 MILLION eggs a month.... "The greatest joy a man can know is to conquer his enemies and drive them before him. To ride their horses and take away their possessions. To see the faces of those who were dear to them bedewed with tears, and to clasp their wives and daughters in his arms." -Genghis Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meol Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 You know only Humans and Dolphins actually have sex for pleasure (no idea where I heard that, but I know it's true). People really need to stop spreading fake "facts" like this. -.- I have no idea where you heard it either, but it's not true in any sense whatsoever.... Hey, I have heard that too! Its probably because its, erm, oh yes, right... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A5176 http://fusionanomaly.net/dolphins.html http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/pleasure.asp Mind doing some research before you try to discredit people, Dymed? Exactly. Your first and third links state that bonobos also engage in sex solely for the pleasure, so, it isn't true that only Humans and Dolphins do that. : This signature is intentionally left blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dymed Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Hey, I have heard that too! Its probably because its, erm, oh yes, right... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A5176 http://fusionanomaly.net/dolphins.html http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/pleasure.asp Mind doing some research before you try to discredit people, Dymed? I was going to say something about bonobos, since they are basically called the "make love, not war" animals, when I realized that you already did it for me. Try reading your own links bud. Two of the three links there say bonobos as well as dolphins have sex for pleasure. The Snopes article is even critical of itself; read the first and the second to last paragraph. It completely ignores homosexuality and uses a very restricted definition of "sex for pleasure." If you still don't get it, read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sex ... r_pleasure Bonobos are not the only other animal either. There have been hundreds, if not thousands, of species identified. On the other hand, they could just be enjoying themselves, suggests Paul Vasey, animal behavior professor at the University of Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada. "They're engaging in the behavior because it's gratifying sexually or it's sexually pleasurable," he says. "They just like it. It doesn't have any sort of adaptive payoff." Matthew Grober, biology professor at Georgia State University, agrees, saying, "If [sex] wasn't fun, we wouldn't have any kids around. So I think that maybe Japanese macaques have taken the fun aspect of sex and really run with it. It is almost common knowledge that creatures such as dolphins and Bonobo monkeys have sex for pleasure. It is not so widely known however, that ladybirds also are sex mad. They are in an almost continuous mating season, the possible reason for this being that they only have a life span of around five days after becoming airborne. Their (usual) red color not only acts to scare predators away, it also sexually excites the ladybirds, which may be another reason why they have sex a lot. It has been shown in many experiments that even when under stress or in food deprivation trials, ladybirds continue to have sex, and even the females appear to initiate and enjoy it, something rarely seen in the insect kingdom. The gene for sexual lustre has been successfully identified, and in gene knockout experiments, it was shown that the mutant ladybirds lost their desire for sex altogether, which has led to top researchers to believe that ladybirds have (lots of) sex, purely for pleasure. It is wrong to believe that only dolphins and bonobos, other than humans have sex for pleasure. Most animals cannot understand that by having sex, they will reproduce. It is said that reproduction in animals is a natural instinct. In fact, this natural instinct is pleasure (orgasm). It is possible that species become extinct because they don't see any pleasure in having sex. Species that evolved having the ability to feel orgasm, are those who do it often, and thus reproduce (reproduction not being their primary goal). In fact I believe that all species do it for pleasure. Only humans have sex with the goal of reproduction, and maybe dolphins, bonobos, rats or other thinking species. I would also like to mention a single-celled organism, Paramecium. Paramecium uses sex for reproduction, but sometimes uses sex without producing any offspring. During this process, the two paramecia bond and exchange chromosome parts. Who knows, maybe there is some kind of pleasure (not orgasm as we know it) that paramecia enjoys. What kind of pleasure? Exchange of ions, molecules or water, to name a few. As you can see, it is very false that only dolphins (or only dolphins and bonobos) are the only non-human species to have sex for reasons other than reproduction. It is just that bonobos (and apparently, dolphins too I guess) are the most widely documented and obvious. In fact, bonobos have even been observed in acts of rape. And they do it in basically every position manageable. :P The first thing I bolded in the last quote is what I believe to be true. I think every animal has sex out of pleasure. Reproduction as well, but pleasure definitely. How can they not? If it feels good, they do it. Remember to do your own research too. And be skeptical of things that you remember "hearing somewhere." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runesmithie Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 [...] I heard somewhere that you're a liar. I just posted something! ^_^ to the terrorist...er... kirbybeam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death666bl00ms Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 [...] I heard somewhere that you're a liar. Heh. My apologies. I assumed you were saying only humans had sex for pleasure. I am sorry.... #-o "The greatest joy a man can know is to conquer his enemies and drive them before him. To ride their horses and take away their possessions. To see the faces of those who were dear to them bedewed with tears, and to clasp their wives and daughters in his arms." -Genghis Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death666bl00ms Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 Anyway...Another fact. Elephants are the only mammals with knees that cannot jump. Weird... "The greatest joy a man can know is to conquer his enemies and drive them before him. To ride their horses and take away their possessions. To see the faces of those who were dear to them bedewed with tears, and to clasp their wives and daughters in his arms." -Genghis Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 *A super/hypernova creates all 90 natural elements at the moment of explosion. Pretty weird to realize gold and silver are included in that, too. *Peter the Great's brother Ivan was mentally [developmentally delayed]ed. *Once a day, a quark in your body will turn from one type to another, and break the quark triplet, causing a burst of energy *"The Tragedy of Julius Caesar" is more about Brutus than Caesar. I was disappointed. *My Algebra I teacher taught me the hardest possible method of factoring #-o :wall: . Algebra II taught me the easiest ones... Not too bad, really. The educational system is teaching me something, whether useful or not. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dymed Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 [...] I heard somewhere that you're a liar. Heh. My apologies. I assumed you were saying only humans had sex for pleasure. I am sorry.... #-o It's all good. Just didn't want you to be misinformed too; I hear that dolphins thing all the time and I'm just like "uhh...no..." :D And yeah, it's true, I have mythomania. In fact, I'm doing it right now. Help me! :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Seeing as we're not talking about humans here really, but natural animal anatomy & biology taught in school at the age limit of this forum (about 13), I don't see how it's rulebreaking. ...But it's spammy anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmyk Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 It's good to see you learnt something from that class, how useful it isn't doesn't matter :P. Proud Retired Council of The GladiatiorzClick here for our website - 110+ F2P Combat Requirements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arizark Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Australia was incredibly racist until about 30 years ago, hmm then again we did have riots a few years back haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randox Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I didnt need, or even want to know that. But now that I do I have sort of humerus antics if killer whales, and these probably can only be funny to guys, girls dont seem to find this funny. 1. Transient Killer whales will intentionaly beach themselves to catch sea lions which they like eating. This works because there also the only whale that seems to be able to unbeech themselves. Then they throw the sea lion around to a friend and back. This stuns then kills the sea lion as well as looking fun. 2. Again this os more for transient killer whales: They also like eating penguins (I like penguins, but this is still cool). So they will find an ice berg with penguins and tip it sideways to make all the penguns fall in where they then eat them (tipping funny but easting penguins is not). And transient killer whales are the one that travel in very small groups and dont stay in one place. They are more likly to eat more meat than the more social non-transients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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