Dontknowyet Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 ok well me and my mates are sick of been asked certain questions.. im just wondering if there is other one's that other people are asked these are things said by females to males.. Why do guys not like fat chicks? If i didnt have a boyfriend would you go out with me? What is wrong with me? (looks wise) (and this chick knew i liked her...) well thats only 1s i can think of, please add :) i will if i remember As: Dontknowyet -157 R.Rs: Dontknowyet - 38 Bigboybad - 104 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 "Do you think im starting to look fat?" When she is. lol Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dontknowyet Posted May 9, 2005 Author Share Posted May 9, 2005 "Do you think im starting to look fat?" When she is. lol What did you say? As: Dontknowyet -157 R.Rs: Dontknowyet - 38 Bigboybad - 104 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 "Do you think im starting to look fat?" When she is. lol What did you say? "Don't be so silly" and quickly changed the subject. Then later on i suggested going to badminton and swimming lol. Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayjest Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 "Do you like me?" "Where's your homework?" "Does this dress make me look fat?" "How has psycology undermined traditional views of the conscience?" (My question in my Philosophy paper this morning) "What's wrong with poking girls?" (with your finger, in their side, to annoy/infuriate/flirt with them. Not what you were thinking of) "Is it wrong if..." (if you have to ask, then it is probably wrong) I can go on... Goals to get my skills back up to a barely respectable level on the high scores: Currently going for Bone to Peaches spell. It's amazing how boring doing the same repetitive task is! Stupid MTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Any question which they don't want an answer for. 'Do I look fat in this?' is one of the big ones for that category... so is the 'If I didn't have a bf would you...' type things. Then people get all [bleep]y when you give them an honest answer... I'm not going to lie to make you feel good about yourself :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizla Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 'Do I look fat in this?' is one of the big ones for that category... That one's not so bad, if only because any man who values his genitalia should know that there is only one possible answer to that question. You don't even have to look at the person asking you the question, it's like a reflex action "do i look fa..." "NO!" DO NOT hesitate, do not spend too much time looking, do not give semi positive responses (ie "no, not really"), you don't even have to look away from the tv/monitor/newspaper - just say no! Kirk and Lars I could handle. At the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_the_Viscous Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 That could go too far, though: You could start pre-empting the question, and saying no to things like "do I look alright in this?" or something. :) deviantart account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 What a perfect avatar to use when posed the F.A.T question Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purepehmo Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 "wanna go to the restaurant bathroom and make sex there?" If you wanna get laid, don't say that. I have experience of that what happens next. Thanks to alcoholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 "Can I have a skittle?" Now really, if I were to give you a skittle, I would have to give everyone else a skittle, thus leaving no skittles to me. Besides, me giving away skittles? Are you mad?! This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leylen Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 "why did you grab my breast?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althalus Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Never ask girls if they're pregnant...when they're not even if your just curious they'll either think that you think they're fat or that they really are and then they'll be really embarassed and you may be the only one that doesn't know. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dontknowyet Posted May 10, 2005 Author Share Posted May 10, 2005 "why did you grab my breast?" hahhaa i always ask that... people always grab my breasts... but i call them pec's cus im a dude :) As: Dontknowyet -157 R.Rs: Dontknowyet - 38 Bigboybad - 104 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P__u_r_p_l__e Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 ^Thats scary. Yea the do I look fat in this.. If you have to ask,YES. RSN: Xx Innar Xx. Retired. Loong retired. Private chat: ON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 "Do you love me?" Grr i can understand if your not b/f g/f or married. but if you are, and you ask the question... :x Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bajeristas Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Whats ur car? (When she knows u dont have 1 ;] ) Also waitress in the restaurant when u ask for beer - "Do u have 18, sir?" Then u show ur fake student's certifikate and she's forces to sell u, when ure only 15 :lol: 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeron Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 "timmy, what are you doing under the covers?" "did you eat my muffin?" "why don't we ever talk?" and the most deadly one... "are we moving foward?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangotgame Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 "what are you thinking about?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire_thugRS Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 I didnt mean to sleep with the milk man. Just because the baby is black doesnt mean it isnt yours. Iam divorcing you and taking every thing you own in return you can live in a box. If you say that to me again ill cut your balls off. Man i hate those ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rease Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Thug.. those aren't even questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dontknowyet Posted May 14, 2005 Author Share Posted May 14, 2005 I didnt mean to sleep with the milk man. Just because the baby is black doesnt mean it isnt yours. Iam divorcing you and taking every thing you own in return you can live in a box. If you say that to me again ill cut your balls off. Man i hate those ones why do u mock everything i say or ask???? As: Dontknowyet -157 R.Rs: Dontknowyet - 38 Bigboybad - 104 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayjest Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 My least favourite question that girls ask me: "Can I have some chips?" This being 5 minutes after I offered to buy them some chips while I was buying myself some. Never, ever, eat food in front of women. Despite claiming that they're not hungry, or they 'just have a small bite', you turn around and wow! Your food's dissapeared! If they'd just asked when I offered, I would have bought them something, but no! They have to steal my food! I suppose it's that mental image of 'calories don't affect me if I didn't pay for it!' I have a lot of friends who seem to think that, which means that I now either eat in private or buying more food than I can eat, just to allow for thieving. Goals to get my skills back up to a barely respectable level on the high scores: Currently going for Bone to Peaches spell. It's amazing how boring doing the same repetitive task is! Stupid MTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quer_Skulll Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 "what are you thinking about?" that one is actually surprisingly underestimated and deadly.. i rarely share my true thoughts.. "Do you think i look fat?" - "yes, very" ..she ALWAYS laughs and knows that i meant that it was a stupid question because shes no way near fat. "Do you still love me" - "no im going out with you for no real reason" load the sentence up with saracasme "what is on your mind?" - "my grand mother, forget to send her flowers" "haha, no whats really on your mind?" - "you are" "what body part of me do you like the most?" - errh just dont answer that question .. or make a funny response. a good laugh is healthy in a relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pur304 Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 "How much do you love me?" Thats a dreaded question. Its time for her to satisfy her cravings for making me bankrupt :evil: Girls ask questiosn all the time where they want an honest answer but flame you for being honest :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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