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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice


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#18961
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She sounds like the kind of girl that watches YouTube videos about how to have sex
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Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.




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There are youtube videos about how to have sex?

 

Damn, they do have everything there then.

 

I heard from a girl I knew like 5-6 years ago when we were like 16, that she learned to kiss from a YT video.

I got my first ever kiss from that girl.


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(Insert unnatractive girl's pic here)

 

Marina 19

I'm pansexual,polyamorus,BDSM and gender fluid.

 

 

Now thats the tinder I know :lol:



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(Insert attractive girl's pic here)

 

Marina 24

Blank info. (is a bot)

 

 

My tinder experience

 


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She sounds like the kind of girl that watches YouTube videos about how to have sex

 

 

*Insert 'grapefruiting' video here*


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“I had a feeling we weren’t coming back from this fight when it began.”

“Do you have any regrets?”

“I don’t. It seems surprising, I know, but I wouldn’t change a thing. This is how it was meant to be.”

“Huh, you never really notice how lovely the day is until you realize you’ll never see it again.”

“Mmmhmm.”

 


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Tinder profile so far in order

 

1.) Aloof 'alpha' selfie

2.) Smiling while holding a cute kitty selfie

3.) Front-on here is my face selfie

4.) Hiking up by the Hollywood sign pic

5.) New York Central park pic

 

Hopefully I start getting matched by women I'm more attracted to now

 

so far still don't have any profile text - what should I put, interests? weight/height? 



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Tinder profile so far in order
 
1.) Aloof 'alpha' selfie
2.) Smiling while holding a cute kitty selfie
3.) Front-on here is my face selfie
4.) Hiking up by the Hollywood sign pic
5.) New York Central park pic
 
Hopefully I start getting matched by women I'm more attracted to now
 
so far still don't have any profile text - what should I put, interests? weight/height?


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That's how I got my girlfriend.


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Tinder profile so far in order
 
1.) Aloof 'alpha' selfie
2.) Smiling while holding a cute kitty selfie
3.) Front-on here is my face selfie
4.) Hiking up by the Hollywood sign pic
5.) New York Central park pic
 
Hopefully I start getting matched by women I'm more attracted to now
 
so far still don't have any profile text - what should I put, interests? weight/height?


Don't put height and weight. Interests help if they aren't totally vapid. Ideally you would want to use the bio as a way to allow interested females to begin talking to you OR to reaffirm if they think you are worthy of matching. You'd find that most are put off when they like your initial photo but will swipe left after seeing you don't even have a Bio without even looking at the other pictures.

I found moderate success with describing myself as a "Deluxe Australian". I tried "Half-Centaur" for a bit but when I asked girls what they thought it meant they said "I thought it was implying you had a huge [rooster]". Rather than it being a joke ;-;

Stuff like "Terms and Conditions Apply" or like the beginning of a bad joke, "Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees?" are some ways to getting someone to message you first as their interest will be piqued.

If you write something witty or something that will make someone laugh you will be more likely to get a match, be creative.
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Height/weight will attract a bad crowd but can't speak for the attractiveness based on their personality
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Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.




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Tinder profile so far in order

1.) Aloof 'alpha' selfie
2.) Smiling while holding a cute kitty selfie
3.) Front-on here is my face selfie
4.) Hiking up by the Hollywood sign pic
5.) New York Central park pic

Hopefully I start getting matched by women I'm more attracted to now

so far still don't have any profile text - what should I put, interests? weight/height?


Leave your profile blank and delete pics 3-5.

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I agree, 3&5 seem superfluous
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"I have over 4000 posts on a runescape forum"

 

 

waiting for that big 5k



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What do you guys say to discern between girls that are dtf on the first date and girls that aren't?

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You'll know by the way they look at you, trust me
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I mean on tinder homie

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Unfortunately I never did figure that one out. But if they bring up any sexual topics first, they're definitely dtf
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I mean on tinder homie


Just follow my flowchart. I had a girl respond to my opener with "come over?" a couple weeks ago... So I did :)

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I mean on tinder homie


Just follow my flowchart. I had a girl respond to my opener with "come over?" a couple weeks ago... So I did :)


I say "hey", you say "come over"

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I mean on tinder homie

Just follow my flowchart. I had a girl respond to my opener with "come over?" a couple weeks ago... So I did :)
I say "hey", you say "come over"
"Come over" ... "Wait I mean hey" ... "Wait, you're supposed to say hey" ... "Well this is awkward" ... "Screw it, wanna come over?" ... "Hey want to see me naked? Come on over to hidden.url and check me out for free." ... "God dam Tinder"

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