Beethovens29 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 so basically everyone posts a cheesy pick-up line and lets see how many cheesy pick-up lines we get. and btw, if u dnt knw what a cheesy pick-up line would be, well it would sort of be something you say to a person of the opposite gender to try and get them to like you but ends up in an odd way....... :) hmmm kinda weird explanation o well, ill start ,"Do you know karate cuz your body's kicking!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 If humans were WWE pay-per-views, you'd definitely be a Wrestlemania. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellsSponge Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here. (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! Bond. James Bond. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Did it hurt? She: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. How was heaven when you left it? I didn't know that angels could fly so low! I have only three months to live. .. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. If I followed you home, would you keep me? If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams! Stand still so I can pick you up! Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth! What time do you have to be back in heaven? What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking. What's a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this? What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle. What's your sign? Where have you been all my life? Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? Wow. (very simple) You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. [Grab the butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken? http://s3.zetaboards.com/SkillingClan/index/ <~~ Clan Site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 ^ the lady-man! :shock: "Your like oxygen,every time i see you,i get new love" 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? *Sings Liang Shan Bo Yu Zhu Li Ye* so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbydog95 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 "are you tired cause uve been running throguh my head all day" PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9Fade1 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 " Come with me , I've got a knife" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbydog95 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 "is it hot in here or is it just you" PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 "Is that a ladder up your skirt, or a stairway to heaven?" "What has 100 teeth and houses the Grand Canyon?...."What?"....."Your zipper!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3_Crusader Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I forgot how this one went, I heard it over a movie I think...I'm not even sure if its a pick-up line :lol: "Do you like pokemon because I like Peak-at-choo" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Great legs, What time do they open? :x Can't beleive I just typed that Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 If a fat guys comes and puts you in a sack... it's because I asked for you for Christmas ;) 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Are you a cop because you have fine written all over you. #-o My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Goon Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 "Both your parents must be handicapped. Because you're something special" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaziyo Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Plain and simple: "Wanna root?" Or from (I think) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: "Ever had your (self-censored)hole licked by a fatman in an overcoat?" Some games do not mix... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 You: Did it hurt? She: What? You: When you spawned from the very depths of hell itself!!!!! (guaranteed to get em every time, trust me ;) ) Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patson138 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Are you jamaican? Cos your jamaican'ing me crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Join me, it is your destiny. When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 do you have any raisins? how about a date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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