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I just finished watching Bruno.

 

 

 

There was a bit more uhh... gross nudity... than I was expecting...

 

Eh, truth be told, that's your fault :lol:

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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I just finished watching Bruno.

 

 

 

There was a bit more uhh... gross nudity... than I was expecting :| but it was hilarious all the same.

 

 

 

Didn't they like ban that movie in a country?

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When'd you start playing?

 

two-three weeks ago. I've been playing for an hour or three a day.

 

Are you doing that all in one go? :o

 

 

 

I remember when I was all proud I could play Misirlou. :lol:

 

Today, I learned to play Phantom pt.II on the bass. <3:

 

I play for about a half hour here and there all throughout the day, that's about all my fingers can handle, they still aren't callised enough for it not to hurt like [bleep].

I just finished watching Bruno.

 

 

 

There was a bit more uhh... gross nudity... than I was expecting...

 

Eh, truth be told, that's your fault :lol:

 

Oh I'm not fussed. I'm going to lie and say it didn't work though to my parents or they'll be like 'WTF RACHAEL!?!@@' when they get around to watching it :lol:

 

 

 

I just finished watching Bruno.

 

 

 

There was a bit more uhh... gross nudity... than I was expecting :| but it was hilarious all the same.

 

 

 

Didn't they like ban that movie in a country?

 

Yeah in Ukraine. They banned Borat too.

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I just finished watching Bruno.

 

 

 

There was a bit more uhh... gross nudity... than I was expecting...

 

Eh, truth be told, that's your fault :lol:

 

Oh I'm not fussed. I'm going to lie and say it didn't work though to my parents or they'll be like 'WTF RACHAEL!?!@@' when they get around to watching it :lol:

 

 

 

I just finished watching Bruno.

 

 

 

There was a bit more uhh... gross nudity... than I was expecting :| but it was hilarious all the same.

 

 

 

Didn't they like ban that movie in a country?

 

Yeah in Ukraine. They banned Borat too.

 

They ban EVERYTHING in Ukraine. Seriously. In Soviet Russia, Bruno bans Ukraine.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

When'd you start playing?

 

two-three weeks ago. I've been playing for an hour or three a day.

 

Are you doing that all in one go? :o

 

 

 

I remember when I was all proud I could play Misirlou. :lol:

 

Today, I learned to play Phantom pt.II on the bass. <3:

 

I play for about a half hour here and there all throughout the day, that's about all my fingers can handle, they still aren't callised enough for it not to hurt like [bleep].

 

Sometimes I play for hours at a time. :thumbsup: (But with music)

 

 

 

 

Today, I learned to play Phantom pt.II on the bass. <3:

 

YOU WIN.

 

NO YOU.

 

But I has no bass. :(

 

I think my greatest sense of accomplishment on guitar (other than writing music) was when I first played sledgehammer without messing up :P

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istolethepie, I wasn't referring to playing Justice, just listening to it. But it's not like you can't play it without a bass. It's in D minor, if you want to improvise.

 

Basic progression:

 


  ----->             --->  -->  ---->        ------>  

D|7-----/--------3--5-----7-5-----------------0--------7-7-7-7//|

A|5-----/--2-3-5-1--3-5---5-3--7-5------3-5-7-0--------5-5-5-5//|

E|---------0-1-3------3--------5-3------1-3-5-----------------//|

 

 

 

Violin progression:

 


3|2---5---8-10-12-13--10-8-10---13--15----12--6-5-6---8-10-12-14----13--13--13--13--|

 

The F# towards the end is an accidental.

 

 

 

I haven't got the last riff quit right on guitar, but it's easy, figure it out.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I think my greatest sense of accomplishment on guitar (other than writing music) was when I first played sledgehammer without messing up :P

 

You need to make a video of that, I love that song.

istolethepie, I wasn't referring to playing Justice, just listening to it. But it's not like you can't play it without a bass. It's in D minor, if you want to improvise.

 

Basic progression:[tab]

 

The F# towards the end is an accidental.

 

 

 

I haven't got the last riff quit right on guitar, but it's easy, figure it out.

 

I'll try that, helpful. :D

 

I want to cover that one or the uterus song, I'm not sure which yet. Perhaps both!

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I want to cover that one or the uterus song, I'm not sure which yet. Perhaps both!

 

Yeah, do both. :)

 

Just met up with my mate. We rode round a school for a bit, then organized where to start our new dirt jumps! :thumbsup:

 

We are going to start tomorrow, or next week :thumbup:

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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This morning I woke up and realised I had broken out in a fever in my sleep, and slept through the whole thing.

 

 

 

Awesome. Have fun at the party. :thumbup:

 

Thanks :D

 

 

 

I got my restricted license. :)

 

Is that P's or L's? I have the memory span of a.... what was I saying?

 

 

 

I just finished watching Bruno.

 

 

 

There was a bit more uhh... gross nudity... than I was expecting :| but it was hilarious all the same.

 

 

 

Edit: I just noticed apparently there's a 15's version of it in the cinemas. This bit from Wikipedia confused me to ' In the Netherlands the film has been rated 12. In Sweden the film has been rated 11.' I do hope they're not talking about the full version :?

 

My dad talked with me about how I could go see it if I wanted, in a way so that now I think that he thinks I'm gay. -.-

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Man I'm confused, so istolethepie got his restricted license too? :lol:

 

 

 

Uhm a restricted license is the license after the written test.. one license before the full license.

 

(sorry if I confused you)

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Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

I still have till 17th October till I can get my restricted. Meh. I won't get it atraight away anyway I'll be lazy again. Why? I'm a lazy person.

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Today is a new day. And I can't god[bleep]ing sleep.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I still have till 17th October till I can get my restricted. Meh. I won't get it atraight away anyway I'll be lazy again. Why? I'm a lazy person.

 

 

 

Why then? Are they changing the laws?

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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Man I'm confused, so istolethepie got his restricted license too? :lol:

 

 

 

Uhm a restricted license is the license after the written test.. one license before the full license.

 

(sorry if I confused you)

 

I failed at quoting :XD:

 

So you can drive yourself around?

 

If so, lucky, I need a licenced driver in the passenger seat and this log book is so bloody annoying :wall:

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Man I'm confused, so istolethepie got his restricted license too? :lol:

 

 

 

Uhm a restricted license is the license after the written test.. one license before the full license.

 

(sorry if I confused you)

 

I failed at quoting :XD:

 

So you can drive yourself around?

 

If so, lucky, I need a licenced driver in the passenger seat and this log book is so bloody annoying :wall:

Hahaha you need a log book? That sucks, I never had to have one. Yes I can drive myself around now. :D

 

 

 

Oh and today I had a pretty funny webcam 'conversation'. I am now in possession of a lispy voice clip.

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#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Today I was bored so I learned "Forty Six & 2" by Tool by ear. Then I slap/popped the riff for fun. I need to find more stuff to play. Stuff that would be more enjoyable. :(

 

 

 

Around midnight tried to cheer up my girlfriend because she was crying, and it pretty much worked. ::'

 

 

 

6:42 AM, haven't slept since noon yesterday, drinking a can of coke and listening to music. \'

Have any of you been keeping up with Muse's release of The United States of Eurasia? I've got to say, it takes a very impressive turn!

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Today I was bored so I learned "Forty Six & 2" by Tool by ear. Then I slap/popped the riff for fun. I need to find more stuff to play. Stuff that would be more enjoyable. :(

 

Are we talking about bass or guitar? If bass, learn disco songs, they usually have fun basslines.

 

Figure them out by ear, it's always better.

 

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There's also Justice, but it's really hard to figure out some songs because they filter/distort their basses so much, and there aren't a lot of tabs available.

 

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Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Currently stuuck in a blackout, so glad I charged my iPhone today,28% left, going to jailbreak it, no I'm not going to use to for getting the apps for free. The closets I would get is testing aps that don't have a lite/free version, if I like 'em I'll buy else I'll delete them.

 

 

 

Man I'm confused, so istolethepie got his restricted license too? :lol:

 

 

 

Uhm a restricted license is the license after the written test.. one license before the full license.

 

(sorry if I confused you)

 

I failed at quoting :XD:

 

So you can drive yourself around?

 

If so, lucky, I need a licenced driver in the passenger seat and this log book is so bloody annoying :wall:

Hahaha you need a log book? That sucks, I never had to have one. Yes I can drive myself around now. :D

 

Lucky, I would love to be able to drive myself around.

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Mageman, if you run into any problems jailbreaking, I might be able to help. I jailbroke my Touch. Believe me, it's worthwile. :thumbup: Lots of cool themes and mods you wouldn't be able to do on a regular device.

 

 

 

 

 

So far today, I just woke up.

 

Mageman, if you run into any problems jailbreaking, I might be able to help. I jailbroke my Touch. Believe me, it's worthwile. :thumbup: Lots of cool themes and mods you wouldn't be able to do on a regular device.

 

Thanks, what stuff would your reccomend, I've been told to get SBSettings andsomething else, forgot what though. And bloody hell, 20% battery already? I really need for Energy Australia to fix up the power lines, although I bet they won't fix it till like midday, when I'll have no battery left so I will sleep in, so I won't get to jailbreak before the party which is like 30 mins away and starts at 4. If only mum was up so I could ask her to wake me up at 1:30.

 

 

 

EDIT: just realized I can't get a drink until the morning as we get our water pumped from a tank, and the pump needs electricity, even going to an outside tap will give no water and I am really thirsty. FML. :(

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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