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I spent 45 minutes reading fml's...

 

I played rs for an hour...

 

I played wow for 4 hours...

 

I spent 3 hours programming a program in Java...

 

 

 

and I am reading more fml's atm

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Today I made myself a grilled cheese sandwich. It was pretty good, but I should've used more cheese.

 

That story was really really sad. :(

 

 

 

My mom is a [bleep]ing terrible driver, she was driving in the middle of the road, and almost got us into a [bleep]ing head-on(lol) with a garbage truck, and then blamed the guy in the garbage truck for her being an idiot.

 

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Yeah, I don't like how the U.S. has different measurement scales.

 

Me either.

 

 

 

Yeah, my best internet friend has just left. She's been here for a week and it's been a bit annoying at some points. I'm a little disappointed really though since we were talking about... doing stuff... when she was over but we did nothing. I had fun though, between her constant whining and talking about her boyfriend back in Ireland and the lad she likes over here -.- But yeah, I'm a private person quite a lot of the time which is a big contrast to how she is. Feh. We had good times though.

 

What, long distance best friendship?

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Yeah, I don't like how the U.S. has different measurement scales.

 

Me either.

 

 

 

Yeah, my best internet friend has just left. She's been here for a week and it's been a bit annoying at some points. I'm a little disappointed really though since we were talking about... doing stuff... when she was over but we did nothing. I had fun though, between her constant whining and talking about her boyfriend back in Ireland and the lad she likes over here -.- But yeah, I'm a private person quite a lot of the time which is a big contrast to how she is. Feh. We had good times though.

 

What, long distance best friendship?

 

Well I met her on the internet but we've met each other irl loads now. She lives in Ireland so I only meet her once or twice a year.

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Today...

 

 

 

I'm doing nothing. Should be writing an essay, but cannot be bothered. I'm sitting down eating Porridge, :lol: It's 12 PM here, lol.

 

Probably going to get and go for a ride on my own and do some dirt jumping.

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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In just under 15 hours' time, I make my brass banding comeback. I haven't really played in a year. Part of it is volunteer work helping the youngsters who are learning out, but I'm also going to try and find something I can do with my life. Needless to say, I'm pretty nervous about the whole thing but I'm sure that I'll be fine.

 

 

 

It's like being 11 and just being told that I'm allowed into the full band from the training band again, seriously.

This went almost impossibly well. I managed to re-establish friendships past and found that I still love playing instruments. Too bad I struggle playing trombone because of my shoulder, but I subverted that by playing baritone horn, which actually suits me a lot more than both trombone and euphonium.

 

 

 

Now to take grade 5 theory and work towards my grade 8 practical...

I ate hot dog buns dipped in horseradish seafood sauce for breakfast. Can't wait 'til the groceries... -.-

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Today for lunch I tried adding olive oil to nachos. It tasted pretty good, but the cheese didn't absorb the oil like I wanted it to. The oil just sat there on the bottom :(

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I ate hot dog buns dipped in horseradish seafood sauce for breakfast. Can't wait 'til the groceries... -.-

 

You eat weird food.

 

 

 

Oh and olive oil with nachos? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

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I ate hot dog buns dipped in horseradish seafood sauce for breakfast. Can't wait 'til the groceries... -.-

 

You eat weird food.

 

 

There was no sliced bread (raw toast lol), no eggs, no Philly, no cereals, NOTHING breakfastable. Not even milk.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

You see this right here?

 

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My friend runs his hot dogs through something like it before (or after, don't remember) microwaving them.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

This has inspired me to create a creative snack.

 

 

 

Suggestions? Nothing hot or involving meat. (I just ate a lot of meat)

 

What do you have in your fridge that you would consider eating?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

What exactly is that contraption? mincer?

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Today I remembered how much I hate playing arpeggios on the piano -.-

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What exactly is that contraption? mincer?

 

SLAPCHOP?

 

Hm, wonder what would happen if you slapchopped a hot dog.

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What do you have in your fridge that you would consider eating?

 

In the fridge itself there's not too much, just various drinks and condiments, plus quite a bit of fruit (blueberries, watermelon, probably grapes).

 

 

 

But there's loads more non-refrigerated stuff, pretzels, cheez-its, chips, sprinkles, graham crackers, dog food, lotsa stuff.

 

What do you have in your fridge that you would consider eating?

 

In the fridge itself there's not too much, just various drinks and condiments, plus quite a bit of fruit (blueberries, watermelon, probably grapes).

 

 

 

But there's loads more non-refrigerated stuff, pretzels, cheez-its, chips, sprinkles, graham crackers, dog food, lotsa stuff.

 

 

 

I find it funny that you mentioned dog food in a list that we are supposed to use to suggest a creative snack for you.

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What do you have in your fridge that you would consider eating?

 

In the fridge itself there's not too much, just various drinks and condiments, plus quite a bit of fruit (blueberries, watermelon, probably grapes).

 

 

 

But there's loads more non-refrigerated stuff, pretzels, cheez-its, chips, sprinkles, graham crackers, dog food, lotsa stuff.

 

Take the graham crackers and pretzels, mash 'em up into a chunky powder. Sprinkle this over a roll with ketchup on it.

 

Although ketchup is obtainable, I really don't think that sounds very good at all. :P Doesn't have to be delicious, but preferably something that wouldn't make me vomit. :lol:

 

What do you have in your fridge that you would consider eating?

 

In the fridge itself there's not too much, just various drinks and condiments, plus quite a bit of fruit (blueberries, watermelon, probably grapes).

 

 

 

But there's loads more non-refrigerated stuff, pretzels, cheez-its, chips, sprinkles, graham crackers, dog food, lotsa stuff.

 

 

 

I find it funny that you mentioned dog food in a list that we are supposed to use to suggest a creative snack for you.

 

Exactly. =P~

 

Today I finally beat the CoD5 campaign on veteran. I had beaten all the missions except Heart of the Reich, which I had deemed impossible. I figured out the secret: you need a **** load of luck. :P

 

 

 

I just wish they had an achievement for the veteran campaign. 200 gamerpoints plz.

 

 

 

WaW was a great game. Can't wait til MW2.

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Crush into a powder, fry it, then put ketchup all over it?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Crush into a powder, fry it, then put ketchup all over it?

 

Fried crumbs covered in ketchup? D:

 

Crush it into a powder, fry it, dip it in apple sauce, then ketchup?

 

...You just made yourself some Omega crumbs :lol:

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Crush it into a powder, fry it, dip it in apple sauce, then ketchup?

 

...You just made yourself some Omega crumbs :lol:

 

How about no ketchup or frying? :P I may have to take this into my own hands. :-k

 

Crush them, fry them, add apple sauce, cover it in ketchup and shredded hot dogs. If not, it's a lost cause. Good night.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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