My m8 from australia sent this to me over msn, cracked me up..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all on and turn the volumes to "10".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12. Play with the automatic doors.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this [cabbage], anyway?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

59. Redress the mannequins as you see fit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 63. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

69. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming "

rofl :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*prints and runs to nearest wal-mart.*

I've seen this list a tons of times but....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That has got to be the funniest one there :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know one of my freinds had a big lightsabre fight in the wal-mart using their toy lightsabres after the EpIII movie came out :shock:

I've never really seen a walmart. But i guess its funny.

Half of those I do when i go to wal mart weekly. I held a huge battle with light sabers, we played monkey in the middle, and yes the most recent and fun a dodgeball course and we played dodgeball(if they ban it from schools go to wal mart :P)

lol :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wait! They have walmarts in aus? :|

lol :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wait! They have walmarts in aus? :|

 

 

 

K-Mart my friend ;) or Target I guess lol

Lol. A friend of mine and I printed up hundreds of these things and did as many as we could in one weekend at target. It was so funny. We did it around halloween so we went to the masks aisle and each got a mask and a pitchfork. Then we got some bean bags and set them up in the middle of the aisle, sat down and watched all the people go around us. We also went in the bathroom and made groaning noises and dropped stuff in the toilets(giving the illusion of taking a large dump.)Good times....good times.....

 

lol :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wait! They have walmarts in aus? :|

 

 

 

K-Mart my friend ;) or Target I guess lol

I believe the exact Aus version is K-Mart with Target being a bit of a rip, somewhere between Big W and K-Mart... *shrug*

Seen it many times.. actually done a few of them.. The first one is fun. Especially when the cart has several 3'-long pillows shaped like trout in it.. :D

I've seen this list a tons of times but....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That has got to be the funniest one there :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or pour like 3 boxes of them into other people's carts while they're not looking and just sit there and watch the checkout lines... :lol: :lol:

Omg lol those are so funny! Another funny funny thing to do it not turn right (or left), so when you do need to turn, you must perform a 270 degree turn.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My friend did that to a stranger. "Tom right?!" coincidently that was his name :lol: lol, my friend kept making up stories, it went perfect. It was hillarious.

My friend and I were kicked out for riding the Razor Scooters around while going "Vrrooooom!" when I was like 15, lol. If they're out of the boxes, we should be able to ride them, right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just to spite them, we came back later with our skates and rode around the store grabbing pumpkins (it was Halloween-ish time) and randomly placing them in different, completely moronic spots.

Hehehe, they're pretty funny, lol. I've never done them though, I work at a supermarket, and I hate it when people do stuff like that, so I don't do it to other people either. But when I read this I can understand it's funny. :P

Roflmao. :D :D :D :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Very funny, must try that one day. :D

 

 

 

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

69. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

My m8 from australia sent this to me over msn, cracked me up..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thats the funniest thing of the whole bit we dont have walmart here :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and they don't sell guns :P

 

 

 

lucky for us

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D :D :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but yeh i guess for like a k-mart or target its funny

Lol i'm gonna have an eventful weekend :lol:

People saying that they do that stuff or are gonna do it should realise that many of them are vandilism or stealing and just think of that before you do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some are harmless fun though :D

Me and my friends once ran thru a crowded shopping mall shouting

 

 

 

"THE END IS NIGH!!! THE END IS NIGH!!!"

 

 

 

We all came from diffrent ends of the mall and all passed each other in the food court.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

 

 

 

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haven't seen those ones before. lol best ones.

LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

today at safeway, i put 3 boxes of condoms in an old lady's shopping cart :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She was beside herself at the register, she just started busting up laughing, and the person workin the register was just gaping in awe, it was a perfect scene :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It all got straightened out tho and every1 was laughing

#70. Super-glue quaters and other change to the sidewalk out front and see how many people bend down to pick it up. If you wait long enough you get to see the employees try to pry it up with a crowbar.

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Done all them. Except it was in a TESCO, we don't get Walmart in the UK.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#70. Super-glue quaters and other change to the sidewalk out front and see how many people bend down to pick it up. If you wait long enough you get to see the employees try to pry it up with a crowbar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some of the people I know who work in supermarkets get paid so little that they might just do that!