November 6, 200817 yr There's nothing a large plate of freshly made brownies couldn't fix! Just send him those and offer your sincerest apologies. If he doesn't like brownies, try some other dessert.
November 6, 200817 yr There's nothing a large plate of freshly made brownies couldn't fix! Just send him those and offer your sincerest apologies. If he doesn't like brownies, try some other dessert. I agree, noviolence is the way to go. Surely the police won't help you if you do something to him and he still will not give your ball back.
November 6, 200817 yr I'm sure you could ask for Lenin's help. He'll get the job done....... Get back here so I can rub your butt.
November 7, 200817 yr There's nothing a large plate of freshly made brownies couldn't fix! Just send him those and offer your sincerest apologies. If he doesn't like brownies, try some other dessert. I agree, noviolence is the way to go. Surely the police won't help you if you do something to him and he still will not give your ball back. Or you could bake another batch of evil brownies. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 7, 200817 yr "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Try that, then take the ball out of the house. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.
November 9, 200817 yr "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Try that, then take the ball out of the house. Lol...Anyways, Djay you should try writing an apology letter(the sissy way)or prank him(the manly way)until he gives you your soccer ball back. League of Legends Referal link: http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=4e55a571778d2633364408"Life is short, and shortly it will end, Death comes quickly which respects no one, Death destroys everything and takes pity on no one"Drops: 8whips, 28dboots, 1hand cannon, 2 dmeds 3dskirts 2 dbows99s(in order): Attack Constitution Defence
November 11, 200817 yr He probably has a huge collection of balls that have come over his fence, and this is like his 1 millionth ball, so he isn't going to get rid of itor you could just make him eat glass.
November 11, 200817 yr I'd say the best way suggested so far on this thread was actually the one suggesting you bake the guy brownies. Although there is potential for it to backfire if he's allergic to whatever is in them or he's diabetic or something. That being said, I think you should try to sneak into his house at night dressed like a ninja, take the ball and slash his throat. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
November 11, 200817 yr Author drastical that is the best word I have ever seen. By a mile. Ah. I suppose it has to be drastic? :mrgreen: We went back to the guy yesterday, but there didn't really happen anything special. I tried to convince him that he actually stole our ball but he wouldn't listen. I kinda want to ask him why he wont give back our ball next time, I'd like to hear his reasoning. Those brownies aren't even a bad idea. My mum makes really good brownies 8-)
November 11, 200817 yr I hope the brownies work...If they do....I SOOOOO WIN!!! but enough said..try it out
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