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I piss in the bathtub. And I pick my nose and eat it.

 

Am I serious? Perhaps? No pic no proof? WHAT.

 

 

 

None of my habits are bad. Procrastination is good, you see.

 

 

 

You eat your nose?

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

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I piss in the bathtub. And I pick my nose and eat it.

 

Am I serious? Perhaps? No pic no proof? WHAT.

 

 

 

None of my habits are bad. Procrastination is good, you see.

 

 

 

You eat your nose?

 

I knew someone would say that. :P

 

And for the record, I actually did do those things a few years ago, not anymore though. Hopefully.

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Oh dear, a joke about procrastinating? For shame!

 

For... Camelot!

 

 

 

I'm an extreme introvert, I seem to have lost all ability to meet new people. And if I do, I get needlessly nervous.

 

Not a habit, but I've had depression for nearly 2 years now and it's certainly not doing me any good and I can't get out of it.

 

Too much internets.

 

Speaking English with my friends or at school when I'm supposed to be speaking Swedish, I'll never be more fluent than I am now if I don't do it. :|

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I have a few habbits:

 

I have no patience or concentration levels

 

I don't speak properly,mumbling a lot *Woulda been worse if I didn't have speech therapy classes as a child*

 

I have a very annoying habit of talking without thinking, gets me ina LOT of bad situations

 

I'm also a bit too flirtatious apparently, but its all fun and games for me ;)

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Oh dear, a joke about procrastinating? For shame!

 

For... Camelot!

 

Speaking English with my friends or at school when I'm supposed to be speaking Swedish, I'll never be more fluent than I am now if I don't do it. :|

 

 

 

For Pony!

 

I'm supposed to be Frenching everything up here in Quebec.I'm not.

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I piss in the bathtub.

 

It's the only time I go in the mornings. I don't go again, in any form, until roughly 3:00. 10 hours later.

 

 

 

Call it a bad habit if you want, but I call it useful on long roadtrips.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

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#4:building further on #3:Im saying things like "combo breaker!","pedobear!"","rofl", ect.,IRL :twss:

 

Haha, I did say c-c-combo breaker in class one day and a few memes as well, but oh well, I wasn't the one to start it anyway.

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#4:building further on #3:Im saying things like "combo breaker!","pedobear!"","rofl", ect.,IRL :twss:

 

Haha, I did say c-c-combo breaker in class one day and a few memes as well, but oh well, I wasn't the one to start it anyway.

 

 

 

I don't say memes irl, i don't even say mudkip memes. I do say acronyms though pronouncing each letter, not even on purpose. Its just a natural part of my vocabulary. Acronyms such as: lol, rofl(pronouncing it as a word), ffs(pronoucing like a double-f sound then a carried out ssss sound), lmao, irl, smd.

 

 

 

I tend to say "lol" and "ffs" the most irl.

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I piss in the bathtub.

 

It's the only time I go in the mornings. I don't go again, in any form, until roughly 3:00. 10 hours later.

 

 

 

Call it a bad habit if you want, but I call it useful on long roadtrips.

 

everyone here seems to pee alot.. i only pee like once every day or two.

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I piss in the bathtub.

 

It's the only time I go in the mornings. I don't go again, in any form, until roughly 3:00. 10 hours later.

 

 

 

Call it a bad habit if you want, but I call it useful on long roadtrips.

 

everyone here seems to pee alot.. i only pee like once every day or two.

 

 

 

Wow....you must not drink a lot. Either that or you have a abnormally large bladder.

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^that's actually how often I have a sit-down.

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I piss in the bathtub.

 

It's the only time I go in the mornings. I don't go again, in any form, until roughly 3:00. 10 hours later.

 

 

 

Call it a bad habit if you want, but I call it useful on long roadtrips.

 

everyone here seems to pee alot.. i only pee like once every day or two.

 

 

 

Dang, I go about 5 times a day. Is that abnormal? :lol:

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I piss in the bathtub.

 

It's the only time I go in the mornings. I don't go again, in any form, until roughly 3:00. 10 hours later.

 

 

 

Call it a bad habit if you want, but I call it useful on long roadtrips.

 

everyone here seems to pee alot.. i only pee like once every day or two.

 

 

 

Dang, I go about 5 times a day. Is that abnormal? :lol:

 

 

 

I probably go like 10 times a day, idk how many on average but more than 5. I drink a lot of teas and water though.

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I piss in the bathtub.

 

It's the only time I go in the mornings. I don't go again, in any form, until roughly 3:00. 10 hours later.

 

 

 

Call it a bad habit if you want, but I call it useful on long roadtrips.

 

everyone here seems to pee alot.. i only pee like once every day or two.

 

 

 

Dang, I go about 5 times a day. Is that abnormal? :lol:

 

 

 

I probably go like 10 times a day, idk how many on average but more than 5. I drink a lot of teas and water though.

 

i drink alot of water and juice and sodypop and everything.

 

but i only go once every day or two. but then again when i go it lasts like six minutes.

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I have the bad habit of discussing my pissing schedules with people.

 

 

 

To illustrate:

 

 

 

I'm on a flexible time-table when it comes to peeing.

 

 

 

However, the, uh, 'alternative' (Crap, I mean) is pretty rigid. Thrice a day. Four times depending on lunar positions.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

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I piss in the bathtub.

 

It's the only time I go in the mornings. I don't go again, in any form, until roughly 3:00. 10 hours later.

 

 

 

Call it a bad habit if you want, but I call it useful on long roadtrips.

 

everyone here seems to pee alot.. i only pee like once every day or two.

 

 

 

Dang, I go about 5 times a day. Is that abnormal? :lol:

 

 

 

I probably go like 10 times a day, idk how many on average but more than 5. I drink a lot of teas and water though.

 

i drink alot of water and juice and sodypop and everything.

 

but i only go once every day or two. but then again when i go it lasts like six minutes.

 

 

 

Theres your 1st lie wish to continue?

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I piss in the bathtub.

 

It's the only time I go in the mornings. I don't go again, in any form, until roughly 3:00. 10 hours later.

 

 

 

Call it a bad habit if you want, but I call it useful on long roadtrips.

 

everyone here seems to pee alot.. i only pee like once every day or two.

 

 

 

Dang, I go about 5 times a day. Is that abnormal? :lol:

 

 

 

I probably go like 10 times a day, idk how many on average but more than 5. I drink a lot of teas and water though.

 

My dad has a bladder of cheesecloth. His recorded best is 15 in one day. It could probably be more if we left the house 20 times a day, since he goes every single time we leave no matter what.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I piss in the bathtub.

 

It's the only time I go in the mornings. I don't go again, in any form, until roughly 3:00. 10 hours later.

 

 

 

Call it a bad habit if you want, but I call it useful on long roadtrips.

 

everyone here seems to pee alot.. i only pee like once every day or two.

 

 

 

Wow....you must not drink a lot. Either that or you have a abnormally large bladder.

 

 

 

I have been known to finish 1.5l of water and not pee the whole day.I learnt to keep it in such that unless its at the very tip I don't feel it. :thumbup:

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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I piss in the bathtub.

 

It's the only time I go in the mornings. I don't go again, in any form, until roughly 3:00. 10 hours later.

 

 

 

Call it a bad habit if you want, but I call it useful on long roadtrips.

 

everyone here seems to pee alot.. i only pee like once every day or two.

 

 

 

Dang, I go about 5 times a day. Is that abnormal? :lol:

 

 

 

I probably go like 10 times a day, idk how many on average but more than 5. I drink a lot of teas and water though.

 

i drink alot of water and juice and sodypop and everything.

 

but i only go once every day or two. but then again when i go it lasts like six minutes.

 

 

 

Theres your 1st lie wish to continue?

 

thats not a lie. its an exaguration. i dont know how to spell that. but i have gone and had it last 6 minutes before.

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Laziness, Biting my nails (although I don't consider it a bad habit), Procrastination, Chewing on pens, pencils, legos, and anything plastic that can fit in my mouth. Oh and as some of the people above, I also piss in the shower occasionally.

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Theres your 1st lie wish to continue?

 

thats not a lie. its an exaguration. i dont know how to spell that. but i have gone and had it last 6 minutes before.

 

I'll take your word that you timed it precisely, because if it was 1 millisecond behind or over 6 minutes your technically a LIER!

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Theres your 1st lie wish to continue?

 

thats not a lie. its an exaguration. i dont know how to spell that. but i have gone and had it last 6 minutes before.

 

I'll take your word that you timed it precisely, because if it was 1 millisecond behind or over 6 minutes your technically a LIER!

 

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