paul_wilson Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 If World War Two had been a RTS (real time strategy) game, it would have gone a little something like this.... *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u [bleep]s im gunna kick ur [wagon] T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world [developmentally delayed] Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun [roosters]ocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all [bleep]s *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game* i didnt write this i found it on bar.baen.com First and only pixel thinger I made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Hehe that was rather amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterxman Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Lol cleverly funny. Pixel sigs by me.Pixel Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assassin_696 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 How odd, i literally just read it on a website :shock: Anyway, that's pretty darn funny :D "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknownmasterofnothing Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 lol pretty funny, but whos patton and is the guild aoe supposed to be funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 hehe, that was funny. made me laugh lol :lol: Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO loved that part :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Hehehe. Probably right. :P This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Pretty funny :lol: , sounds like any RTS match to me :) . Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmw Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Lmao. Thanks so much for posting this! Hilarious!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniseCookies Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 lmao! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punk4ever Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL Hilarious. This really made me laugh. Very amusing way to twist something so horrid. By The_Jeppoz :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 that was freaking hillarious :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magekillr Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 that made a subject that i hate....history...actually quite interesting good read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Multani Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 lol pretty funny, but whos patton and is the guild aoe supposed to be funny? Patton was an American general in Europe. A famous quote of his is The object of war is not to die for your country. It is to make the other poor b*stard die for his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 lol pretty funny, but whos patton and is the guild aoe supposed to be funny? Patton was the American General who led the allied divisions through France and stormed Berlin from the west (Battle of the Bulge). AoE is kind of a given, if not dumb question. Axis of Evil. Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknownmasterofnothing Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 lol pretty funny, but whos patton and is the guild aoe supposed to be funny? Patton was the American General who led the allied divisions through France and stormed Berlin from the west (Battle of the Bulge). AoE is kind of a given, if not dumb question. Axis of Evil. AoE, i was thinking of age of empires. And when i think of axis of evil it's not the WWII "axis of evil". They're normally called the axis powers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 lol pretty funny, but whos patton and is the guild aoe supposed to be funny? Patton was the American General who led the allied divisions through France and stormed Berlin from the west (Battle of the Bulge). AoE is kind of a given, if not dumb question. Axis of Evil. AoE, i was thinking of age of empires. And when i think of axis of evil it's not the WWII "axis of evil". They're normally called the axis powers.. Didn't think about Age of Empires, but I thought since it was a WWII game, Axis of Evil would make sense, sorry for that rude comment. Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo_Mcsod Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 if only I had found this back while I was revising lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotundra87 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux haha that was great paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game* and this was just excessive lol :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azntemplar_00 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Wow, this had me laughing so hard :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsirisInc Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Lol, that was really funny. Thanks for that made me laugh quite a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jak722 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Ive seen an " IRC " version of world war 2 similar to this one. :lol: The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sk8erfreak Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux haha that was great paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game* and this was just excessive lol :lol: Patton died in a car accident after WWII, I did a report on him in elementary school (4th or 5th grade) I can't believe I still remember that it was like 10 years ago 0_0 Anyways this was clever and funny :P 136 Combat, 2290+ Skill Total Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trunksrs Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Pretty funny, but by this time in the game, US had rebuilt the Pacific Navy and was already hammering away at Japan. The Battle of Midway (Turning point in the Pacific) was on June 4, 1942, and VE day was May 8, 1945 Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!3 down, 7 to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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