February 23, 200917 yr The more of these I read the more fake they all seem. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.
February 23, 200917 yr Fake or not, they're funny as hell. A couple make me feel bad, though. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
February 23, 200917 yr NOM and I were reading these at lunch and getting a kick out of them. Golden, even though they may be fake. Today my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML Today, I made a couple videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I arrived back from school to find my family huddled around the cam-corder laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML That second one actually happened to my little brother a few times. He taped himself playing bass when he first started learning and my parents showed the video to everyone in my family. It was quite funny. Last.Fm My Bloggy Proud to have served on Tip.it Crew
February 23, 200917 yr Lulz. Kept me from studying properly for my AP US History test. Haha. Not a good idea mate. Ap us is a [bleep]. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.
February 23, 200917 yr Lulz. Kept me from studying properly for my AP US History test. Haha. Not a good idea mate. Ap us is a [bleep]. Pfft...he doesn't even have Mr. Bradley anymore. Can't be that hard. :roll: I still have Mr. Bradley for regular US which I swear is like AP US, but without the outside reading. -.- Last.Fm My Bloggy Proud to have served on Tip.it Crew
February 24, 200917 yr Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML Pureprayer, you're awesome.
February 24, 200917 yr Lulz. Kept me from studying properly for my AP US History test. Haha. Not a good idea mate. Ap us is a [bleep]. I have Zepf now because Bradley's daughter has leukemia and he's at the hospital all afternoon. Zepf's tests are extremely easy.
February 24, 200917 yr Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class i did the same thing to him, he broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team, nobody laughed. FML Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML Awesome.
February 24, 200917 yr Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML #4028 (18) - 01/31/2009 at 8:51am I agree, your life is f***ed (8328) - you deserved that one (2527) Pureprayer, you're awesome.
March 2, 200917 yr Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird [cabbage]. FML Hilarious, I laughed for like 10 minutes at that one. Oh My Gawd! This one has to be my favourite because I can relate in a kind of way.
March 2, 200917 yr Whoa. Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FMLDon't do this. Jeezums, it thats true then SOMEONE has issues...it's a book and a film...would the female population get over it,(under 18)? Ever? sorry if it seems a bit sexist but it really does feel that everywhere you go someone is referring to Twilight.....A story they wouldn't have even bothered reading if the film wasn't so damn romance crap! "Probably the worst thing I do is take bubble baths. But manly ones." No matter what the avatar looks like, I'm male
March 3, 200917 yr Whoa. Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FMLDon't do this. Jeezums, it thats true then SOMEONE has issues...it's a book and a film...would the female population get over it,(under 18)? Ever? sorry if it seems a bit sexist but it really does feel that everywhere you go someone is referring to Twilight.....A story they wouldn't have even bothered reading if the film wasn't so damn romance crap! Angelina Jolie. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
March 3, 200917 yr Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML Wait, you're a chick? Ooooh. That explains the whole lack-of-logic thing. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.
March 3, 200917 yr Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML Sadly I can relate.... If the police arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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