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Holy [cabbage].

 

 

 

Run. Escape.

 

 

 

How can I not have noticed that.

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Seriously? I've never heard it before, and it was such an epiphany that I had to say something (from that quote and the above guy's sig). It's like... the creators did it on purpose. No, I know they did.

 

 

 

CONSPIRACY.

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http://www.fmylife.com/8687

 

 

 

Comments can't be missed either, and the actual FML is awesome.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

 

 

 

Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML

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http://www.fmylife.com/8687

 

 

 

Comments can't be missed either, and the actual FML is awesome.

 

You would find something like that wouldn't you :lol: :lol: :lol: Glad you did lol. This site ROCKS!

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Whoever linked this is a god. I seriously have been sitting here for 4 hrs laughing my [wagon] off. Gotta say that my overall favorite defintley is the following:

 

 

 

 

Today, was just like almost every day I've had for the past few months. I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

 

 

 

 

That itself wasn't funny, the comments were hilarious. As a guy who does some questionable things, these two were my favorites:

 

 

 

smoke pot at least
just top it off and invest in a bong

 

 

 

Some other favorites:

 

 

 

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

 

 

 

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

 

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Seriously? I've never heard it before, and it was such an epiphany that I had to say something (from that quote and the above guy's sig). It's like... the creators did it on purpose. No, I know they did.

 

 

 

CONSPIRACY.

 

...Seriously? I thought you were quick on the draw. I thought that was what the game was called, when I first heard of it.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

 

 

 

That has happend to my sister. She was embarassed.

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Seriously? I've never heard it before, and it was such an epiphany that I had to say something (from that quote and the above guy's sig). It's like... the creators did it on purpose. No, I know they did.

 

 

 

CONSPIRACY.

 

...Seriously? I thought you were quick on the draw. I thought that was what the game was called, when I first heard of it.

 

Now that you mention it, I do remember noticing that when I first started playing. Guess it's just been a really frikkin' long time.

 

 

 

And ya, I bet a [cabbage]load of these are fake. The stories from both guys and girls almost always seem to fall into a stereotype of what it means to be loser in each category; it seems like each story from a girl is just a reworking of one I'd already read, and same for guys. For girls, it's always about some guy who's more of a jerk than anyone I've known in my life giving her low-self esteem (or that she's just fat), and for guys it's always about how much of a recluse friend-zoned loser they are. That, and some of these are just too over the top and perfectly bad (as if scripted) to be real.

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Yeah since most of these are fake how about a real one from me...

 

 

 

[hide=long story]In '06 work scheduled me for a full day (8am-9pm) Thanksgiving day. It didn't bother me too much since I usually just eat and watch the football games anyways on Thanksgiving and I figured since I worked all this holiday I'd get it easier on Christmas (they're suppose to rotate the holidays for the employees)...turns out they scheduled me for Christmas eve night and Christmas day morning, I go to mass Christmas eve night then have oyster soup at my grandma's after and Christmas morning is when we do all the opening gifts and the big extended family gathering. I was rather peeved but hey, if anyone can deal with it it's me since I have a very high tolerance for bullsh** like that. So I get off work at around 4pm, by then everything's done so I just go home and enjoy the company of a few of my close cousins who came over (yay something positive).

 

 

 

My mom's side of the family's Christmas gathering was a few days later. Gotta see a lot of people and didn't have to work so that was good, but when it came to the white elephant gift exchange everyone got at least something that could be passed off as a gift, I got an old people diaper. A diaper huh? Personally I really don't want anything for Christmas so I'm not upset that I didn't get anything useful, but I just thought it was a bit ironic that I got a diaper to finish off that horrid year of holidays.

 

 

 

Few days later from that ^ comes New Years, a new year full of new holidays. We had a basketball tournament that day which I was looking forward to (love basketball), so I was optimistic - that is until I threw up 3 times in a row, then a few more times later that day, then a few more later that night totalling for 12 times on New Years day.

 

 

 

So there I was at college in '07, getting ready for Christmas break, and I started thinking about how the past Christmas was pretty much a bummer. As I was getting ready to leave I was joking around with a lot of my friends and they were sayin stuff like "hey man don't get a diaper again" and I was like "haha yeah, at least this year things pretty much have to be better right?". I make the 350 mile drive home, unpack my stuff and head up to my friend's house where my brother was. We stayed there late into the night having a good time, and as we were walking to our cars my bro tells me that my dad's thinkin he wants a divorce from my mom....I was pretty much in shock the whole 15 minute ride home since my parents had been together 20+ years and I know they weren't the perfect couple but definitely far from divorce (or so it seemed). I get home, my dad's waiting to talk to me in the garage and at 2 in the morning tells me he's never loved my mom, has had multiple affairs throughout their marriage, and is moving out. Oh, and Merry Chrstmas.

 

 

 

This previous Christmas I was honestly pretty nervous about seeing as how they just kept getting worse and worse, and starting it off with a $130 speeding ticket on the way home didn't reassure me any, but in the end this Christmas ended up being a fairly normal one. :thumbup:[/hide]

 

Sorry 'bout the length, didn't realize it'd be that long.

 

 

 

Edit - I'll put it in hide tags I guess.

 

 

 

Edit again - Almost forgot...FML. :P Not really tho since I like my life. ::'

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[hide=Its fun to be a troll xD <- Internet Culture]Yay, another thread as obsolete and pointless as "what are you listening to now".

 

 

 

Lets just quote the site, and get a extra post count. Yipee.

 

Hmm, let me think? Valid discussion ? member interaction ? Hell, comedic value ?

 

 

 

I presume this thread will grow to be very long and popular 20+ pages, but all filled with incoherent and nonsensical babble.

 

 

 

FMY just reading that site.[/hide]

 

 

 

FMY just reading that site.

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Even if they're not true, they sure are hilarious. I also like that they're short and to the point and have a 'punchline'. If they were written as longer stories, they'd be boring.

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[hide=Its fun to be a troll xD <- Internet Culture]Yay, another thread as obsolete and pointless as "what are you listening to now".

 

 

 

Lets just quote the site, and get a extra post count. Yipee.

 

Hmm, let me think? Valid discussion ? member interaction ? Hell, comedic value ?

 

 

 

I presume this thread will grow to be very long and popular 20+ pages, but all filled with incoherent and nonsensical babble.

 

 

 

FMY just reading that site.[/hide]

 

 

 

FMY just reading that site.

 

What's the Y stand for?

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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[hide=Its fun to be a troll xD <- Internet Culture]Yay, another thread as obsolete and pointless as "what are you listening to now".

 

 

 

Lets just quote the site, and get a extra post count. Yipee.

 

Hmm, let me think? Valid discussion ? member interaction ? Hell, comedic value ?

 

 

 

I presume this thread will grow to be very long and popular 20+ pages, but all filled with incoherent and nonsensical babble.

 

 

 

FMY just reading that site.[/hide]

 

 

 

FMY just reading that site.

 

What's the Y stand for?

 

 

 

I was assuming it meant year.

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I just spent 20 min reading at on of these. Best website ever! Thanks for the link! :D :D

 

 

 

My boyfriend of 4 months just broke up with me via txt message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "[bleep] you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

 

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

 

Today, I sold my car for cash. Then, I rode a borrowed bike to the bank to deposit it. When I got to the bank, I didn't have the envelope, and I realized I had dropped an unmarked envelope with over 2500 dollars in cash on the ground in a sketchy, sketchy area. Now I have no car, and no money. FML

 

These are great. :lol:

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[hide=Its fun to be a troll xD <- Internet Culture]Yay, another thread as obsolete and pointless as "what are you listening to now".

 

 

 

Lets just quote the site, and get a extra post count. Yipee.

 

Hmm, let me think? Valid discussion ? member interaction ? Hell, comedic value ?

 

 

 

I presume this thread will grow to be very long and popular 20+ pages, but all filled with incoherent and nonsensical babble.

 

 

 

FMY just reading that site.[/hide]

 

 

 

FMY just reading that site.

 

What's the Y stand for?

 

 

 

I was assuming it meant year.

 

 

 

I thought it was you.Eff my you.

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If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

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That's impossible.

 

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