Evilperson Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 So many quotes to chose from one of my favorites has to be Lois: Stewie would you like some icecream? Stewie: Yes but no sprinkles, for ever sprinkle i find i shall KILL YOU! or When Stewie runs away from the Man in white and is talking to the stewardess at the airport "I shall require an isle seat and an inflight happy meal, but NO PICKLES!! God help you if there are any pickles!!" :) I have the first 3 seasons and have most of 4 downloaded Everybody lovin' it, but ain't no body touchin' it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmercga25 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I cant remember exactly but it was the episode when Meg is a flag girl and the popular kids are all picking on her so they send Quagmire to her party. She answers the door and hes like "Hey lady how old are you?" and she goes "Sixtee..." and he buts in and goes "Eighteen! Alright" rofl. the end of it is... quagmire says "looks like your first he-he" then the girl turns around and says "mother" in a scared tone, and quagmire says, "i like where this is going, he-he alright" and my favorite family guy quote would have to be the one when the griffens are sent into government protection program. chris is a witness and gets this robber in jail. the guy is braking out, and a news reporter asks the guy what he is going to do after he gets away, so he says, "as soon as i get out of jail i'm gonna go bang my girlfriend, and then kill chris griffen. " the family is watching it and stewie says, "can you actually say 'bang my girlfriend' on tv." lolz :lol: family guy best show ever. rock on :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Lois: "Peter... You're scaring me." Peter: "Good! Embrace the fear! Dance with me Lois! Dance the dance of life!!" I also like the episode where Lois is talking about the last gift Peter got her. And it goes to a flashback. Lois: *Opens up a box* "Oh wow... A human thumb.. Where'd you get it?" Peter: *Has his hand tucked under his arm and his shirt is extremely bloodstained* "It... it was on Ebay... *throws up* Oh god, Lois! Call an ambulance!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Alex85 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I like it when Peter's dad comes to live with them.. and he's imagining them as blacks working with the bathtubs.. His dad: Now gimme a hug 'fo I give you a knuckle sandwich. XD And then Peter comes out of the daydream, and he says to Lois "Gimme a hug before I give you a knuckle sandwich" and he starts throwing small punches, and finally she gets fed up and punches him in the stomache. ;P Family Guy's great. It really has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterxman Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Episode where Peter makes his own country, and President Clinton is just sitting naked on sofa "What are our plans?", "Very good gentlemen" -- *Missile lands through Quagmire's roof* Quagmire to girl - "To answer your question, something like that" Pixel sigs by me.Pixel Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iori_Yagami65 Posted August 12, 2005 Author Share Posted August 12, 2005 (The episode where Brian pees everywhere and finds out hes in love with Lois) Brian - "My therapist said he thinks my problem is that I'm in love." Peter - "Holy crap!.... You can talk!" :lol: Think i'll have to agree on this one, absolutely pissed myself laughing at that. That and on the movie where peter buys the medievil catapault and goes flying through the air doing his gormless laugh - couldn't stop laughing at that. Another is where stewie gets a hot babysitter and falls in love with her. When she's taking him to bed and stewie is having that huge rant...can't quote it, but its so good Yeah.... I seriousy could not stop laughing either... I was in tears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madico Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Peter: well, im going to go microwave a bagel and have secs with it Quag: BUTTERS IN THE FRIDGE! *looking at whales* Chris: dad, whats the blowhole for? Peter: well i'll tell ya what its not for, and when i do, you'll understand why i can never go back into seaworld. (this ones not exact, but something along the lines of it) reality tv chick: quagmire, you go on to the next round quag: what? even after i druged you and tried to have sex with you? reality tv chick: what? quag: what? lol gotta love that quagmire. ALLLLLLLLLRIGHT ~ Madico ~ 131 combat99/99 attack!!!!!99/99 hitpoints!!!!!99/99 strength99/99 defence whip drops: 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auicroa Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 The petarded episode of family guy Brian: Don't you ever stop and think, wow I married this guy? Lois: No, I just lock it up all inside my mind. Brian: Isnt that unhealthy? Lois's brain with a tumor looking like peter bouncing left and right singing: Im a tumor im a tumor im a tumor... a tumor... a tumor... oh oh oh im a tumor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAGE Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 one of my favorites has to be Lois: Stewie would you like some icecream? Stewie: Yes but no sprinkles, for ever sprinkle i find i shall KILL YOU! It was Chris who asks him for some icecream =) Best quote is when Joe just moves in and they are waiting for him at the baseball game. *Joe Arrives in wheelchair* Peter " Holy crip he's a crapple." That's the best one that popped into mind. I have the first 3 seasons on DVD and waiting for the fourth to come out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Peter: "Oh cheer up, Joe! We could go bike ridi-... roller skat-.... jump ro-.... lie in the grass?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb1099 Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Chyeah! Family guy is the best show ever! my favorite quote is actually a "situation". Here it is: Peter: Sorry Lois, I can't take out the garbage because I had to go to work early today. Lois: Peter, the caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen... and I can see you! Peter: Can you see me now? Lois: No... Peter: Ok, now I'm at the office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iori_Yagami65 Posted August 15, 2005 Author Share Posted August 15, 2005 Hmm... I figure I should bring something else up now... Do you guys like the old episodes or the new episodes more? The new ones were more clever... but I laughed more during the old ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Chyeah! Family guy is the best show ever! my favorite quote is actually a "situation". Here it is: Peter: Sorry Lois, I can't take out the garbage because I had to go to work early today. Lois: Peter, the caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen... and I can see you! Peter: Can you see me now? Lois: No... Peter: Ok, now I'm at the office :lol: oh man, I remember that lol. I swear, I laughed so hard. but, probaly one of the longest times i've ever laughed for any show was this: it was on the da boom episode, where the world basicly ended (y2k) and peter had made his own village. I forgot most of the converastion, but the towns people were mad at peter for making guns, and one part in the conversation was this: Peter: she speak good and everything!.. And he did the whole head bob and stuff. My god, me and my brother laughed for about 10minutes, than he would say it again and we would laugh even more :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Alex85 Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Chyeah! Family guy is the best show ever! my favorite quote is actually a "situation". Here it is: Peter: Sorry Lois, I can't take out the garbage because I had to go to work early today. Lois: Peter, the caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen... and I can see you! Peter: Can you see me now? Lois: No... Peter: Ok, now I'm at the office :lol: oh man, I remember that lol. I swear, I laughed so hard. but, probaly one of the longest times i've ever laughed for any show was this: it was on the da boom episode, where the world basicly ended (y2k) and peter had made his own village. I forgot most of the converastion, but the towns people were mad at peter for making guns, and one part in the conversation was this: Peter: she speak good and everything!.. And he did the whole head bob and stuff. My god, me and my brother laughed for about 10minutes, than he would say it again and we would laugh even more :lol: XD I love that! That episode was on today too.. I just saw that part. :D I like Peter's whole MC Hammer-like song when he becomes his own independent nation... "I'm Presidential Peter, Interns think I'm hot, don't care if you're handicapped I'll still park in your spot.." It really has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Hmm... I figure I should bring something else up now... Do you guys like the old episodes or the new episodes more? The new ones were more clever... but I laughed more during the old ones. I can't tell the difference between the new ones and the old ones. I'm glad they haven't lost their touch. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agresser Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Peter *hauls out dead guy from under table* Peter: "waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup" Waiter: "That'll be free, of course." P: "ok, now you try" Chris "hauls out guy* Chris: "Waiter, there's a..what the..." Guy: "where the hell am I??" Chris *beats guy to death with bottle* :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipyhop101 Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 yeah i love that show "glen will you accept this rose?" "really? after i drugged you and tryied to have sex with you unconcious body?" "what" "yes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trunksrs Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 First off all, this show rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didnt like the first few new ones, and I didnt like the first few old ones, he needed time to warm up when he started, and after his hiatus. The newest one of seen I though was halarious. "Pretend I'm your child." "Not Meg! Not Meg!" "Hey, Take your jacket off!" "Jacket off! Jacket off! Jacket off!" Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!3 down, 7 to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trunksrs Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Chyeah! Family guy is the best show ever! my favorite quote is actually a "situation". Here it is: Peter: Sorry Lois, I can't take out the garbage because I had to go to work early today. Lois: Peter, the caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen... and I can see you! Peter: Can you see me now? Lois: No... Peter: Ok, now I'm at the office :lol: oh man, I remember that lol. I swear, I laughed so hard. but, probaly one of the longest times i've ever laughed for any show was this: it was on the da boom episode, where the world basicly ended (y2k) and peter had made his own village. I forgot most of the converastion, but the towns people were mad at peter for making guns, and one part in the conversation was this: Peter: she speak good and everything!.. And he did the whole head bob and stuff. My god, me and my brother laughed for about 10minutes, than he would say it again and we would laugh even more :lol: XD I love that! That episode was on today too.. I just saw that part. :D I like Peter's whole MC Hammer-like song when he becomes his own independent nation... "I'm Presidential Peter, Interns think I'm hot, don't care if you're handicapped I'll still park in your spot.." Ya, I was gunna name it Peterland, but that was already taken by the gay bar down the street. Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!3 down, 7 to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 I love that show but stopped watching it for a while. Anyone know the channel and timeslots for Family Guy in Toronto? :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Chyeah! Family guy is the best show ever! my favorite quote is actually a "situation". Here it is: Peter: Sorry Lois, I can't take out the garbage because I had to go to work early today. Lois: Peter, the caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen... and I can see you! Peter: Can you see me now? Lois: No... Peter: Ok, now I'm at the office :lol: oh man, I remember that lol. I swear, I laughed so hard. but, probaly one of the longest times i've ever laughed for any show was this: it was on the da boom episode, where the world basicly ended (y2k) and peter had made his own village. I forgot most of the converastion, but the towns people were mad at peter for making guns, and one part in the conversation was this: Peter: she speak good and everything!.. And he did the whole head bob and stuff. My god, me and my brother laughed for about 10minutes, than he would say it again and we would laugh even more :lol: XD I love that! That episode was on today too.. I just saw that part. :D I like Peter's whole MC Hammer-like song when he becomes his own independent nation... "I'm Presidential Peter, Interns think I'm hot, don't care if you're handicapped I'll still park in your spot.." hah :lol: " you can't touch me!" "except for you...you can touch me" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danabis Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Chyeah! Family guy is the best show ever! my favorite quote is actually a "situation". Here it is: Peter: Sorry Lois, I can't take out the garbage because I had to go to work early today. Lois: Peter, the caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen... and I can see you! Peter: Can you see me now? Lois: No... Peter: Ok, now I'm at the office :lol: oh man, I remember that lol. I swear, I laughed so hard. but, probaly one of the longest times i've ever laughed for any show was this: it was on the da boom episode, where the world basicly ended (y2k) and peter had made his own village. I forgot most of the converastion, but the towns people were mad at peter for making guns, and one part in the conversation was this: Peter: she speak good and everything!.. And he did the whole head bob and stuff. My god, me and my brother laughed for about 10minutes, than he would say it again and we would laugh even more :lol: XD I love that! That episode was on today too.. I just saw that part. :D I like Peter's whole MC Hammer-like song when he becomes his own independent nation... "I'm Presidential Peter, Interns think I'm hot, don't care if you're handicapped I'll still park in your spot.." hah :lol: " you can't touch me!" "except for you...you can touch me" :D It's 'She speak good in everything'. He said he was the language coach for some actress, and it pretty much implies that the actress sucks at putting on accents. Dreaming of that face againIt's bright, and blue, and shimmeringGrinning wideAnd comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Ah ok dan. I haven't seen the episode in forever, so forgot some of it :oops: :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danabis Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Ah ok dan. I haven't seen the episode in forever, so forgot some of it :oops: :) No biggie. Dreaming of that face againIt's bright, and blue, and shimmeringGrinning wideAnd comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 lol one of my favourite quotes is when meg is having some sort trouble about her being different and the peter goes:its ok sometimes its good to be different and it cuts to this scene in the jungle/rainforest and these army men walk through then peter goes in dressed as a clown and says: hehe you guys are all stupid coz they're gonna be looking for army guys and another one is where peter finds out hes mentally challenged and meg and her friends are all at clevelands house and quagmires watching them and he gets bored and walks out then one of the girls says: lets compare breasts and my last one for now is that one where they go on a second and they're running away from the priests and peter goes: oh man this is more intense than that time i forgot to sit down and it shows him jumping into a chair 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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