Iori_Yagami65 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Okay... Is it just me, or is the greatest show ever created?! I can't get enough of it! If you are a fan of the show... Post some of your favorite quotes! Mine is (Probably not 100% accurate) (The episode where Brian pees everywhere and finds out hes in love with Lois) Brian - "My therapist said he thinks my problem is that I'm in love." Peter - "Holy crap!.... You can talk!" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniseCookies Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 yes yes i love it (simpsons are better) hmm yes well it was when they were showing a clip of wizard of oz on how the tin man was gay... he kept sliding back and fourth, stood up, tumbles on the scarecrow and says in a lisping voice: "o o look what happend on accident!" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladmoney Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I think there is even a video clip of this scene on the web, so my friend says: Woman (laying in bed after....you get it): Quag, honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living? Quagmire: Heh He, I got a question for you. Why are you still here? EDIT: there it is... http://www.thedrunkenclam.com/?go=vcg5 .... its the third one in the first row Visit my DeviantArt Page at http://vladmoney.deviantart.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 heh, i like it a little more than simpsons, and a little less than southpark. i havent seen all the family guys yet, and ive seen most (if not all) of the other two, i think thats why i like it so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iori_Yagami65 Posted August 11, 2005 Author Share Posted August 11, 2005 Lol! Both good quotes! Come on, there has to be more RuneScape fans out there that like Family Guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Lol! Both good quotes! Come on, there has to be more RuneScape fans out there that like Family Guy! well, you may not find a large amount of people in OT who play runescape or like it anymore for that matter. but anyways, looking at a quote website since i couldnt remember any off the top of my head, and this one was one of the funny ones i remember: Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once. Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing? Peter: Oh yeah. i get a chuckle out of peters stupidity sometimes :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterxman Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I think there is even a video clip of this scene on the web, so my friend says: Woman (laying in bed after....you get it): Quag, honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living? Quagmire: Heh He, I got a question for you. Why are you still here? EDIT: there it is... http://www.thedrunkenclam.com/?go=vcg5 .... its the third one in the first row 8) Family Guy never gets old. "Well, I gotta go, I gotta help my daddy bring in the mud harvest" Pixel sigs by me.Pixel Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknownmasterofnothing Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 simpsons and family guy are on par with one another. I think I can do the voice of the kid who has a evil monkey in his room, chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blade995 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I love the show. I can't remember if the daughter's name is mel or meg? chris: meg/mel I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10 and it's not 7, what is it? meg/mel: Is it 7? chris: Ahhhh, get out of my head. I forgot exact number he said, but you get the piont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I heart Family Guy! It's such a great show. My favorite quote will ALWAYS be: Stewie: "Yay and God said unto Abraham, 'You will kill your son, Isaac.' and Abraham said, 'I'm sorry. I can't hear you. You'll have to speak into the microphone. And God said, 'Oh. I'm sorry. Is this better? Check check, one two... Jerry pull the high end up, I'm still getting some hiss back here." I also like one of the newer episodes where they move to AsianTown and it's showing a commercial for Asian Trix. Asian kid: "Siwwy wabbit! twix are for kids!" Rabbit: "You share!" *Kicks two kids, snaps the other one's neck, grabs the box of cereal and runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I cant remember exactly but it was the episode when Meg is a flag girl and the popular kids are all picking on her so they send Quagmire to her party. She answers the door and hes like "Hey lady how old are you?" and she goes "Sixtee..." and he buts in and goes "Eighteen! Alright" rofl. Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeekyhbomb Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Peter and Jenna: Wonder Twins Go! Jenna: Hawk Power, aren't you coming Peter? Peter: In a minute! *Jenna flies off* Peter: Jenna's tampon! *hops into purse* Peter: Now we play the waiting game... :lol: Sorry if it's inappropriate... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Family Guy > Simpsons. Simple as. It's just hilarious. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Brian Griffin: Hola! Um... me, me llamo es Brian. Ahh, uh, um... Let's see, uh, nosotros queremos ir con ustedes. Migrant Worker: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said, "Me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es", just "me llamo Brian". Brian Griffin: Oh! So you speak English! Migrant Worker: No, just that first speech and this one explaining it. Brian Griffin: You... you're kidding, right? Migrant Worker: Que? Classic. And of course the one when The geeky kid passes Meg a note in class saying "I want you" and she turns around and hes pointing at her dressed as uncle sam. rofl. :D Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladmoney Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 :lol: :lol: here is another one i saw on the website: Quag: hey gorgeous want to come home with me? Lady: I am with my husband! Quag: loose the zero, get with the hero Quag: little violent for you, don't you think? Quag: Heh, i'll be right over there another one from same website: Quag: I felt guilty once, but half way through she woke up. Family guy is just so quotable. Visit my DeviantArt Page at http://vladmoney.deviantart.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iori_Yagami65 Posted August 11, 2005 Author Share Posted August 11, 2005 Lmao! ALL GREAT QUOTES!!! Man... There are just sooooooo many to pick from. Another one of my favorites is... Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate. Peter: What the hell does RANT mean? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 God..I love that show. <3 Family Guy. So many great quotes..I generally love the Stewie ones though. Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of? Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?! Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells. :lol: :lol: :lol: Best one ever: Guy on Airplane: "Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby." Stewie: "What did you just say?" Lois: "Stewie, stop fussing." Stewie: "Pipe down Lois." (Slaps guy on head) "Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, your my [bleep]." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Lois: Peter, what did you promise me? Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party. Lois: And what did you do? Peter: Drank at the stag pa-- ... Whoa. I almost walked into that one. Too bad we barely get any Family Guy on tv over here. Luckily, there's always the internet :P My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop111 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 i always liked "he he oh-ra" Isn't it lovely how having an opinion makes you hated around here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futurama Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 (The episode where Brian pees everywhere and finds out hes in love with Lois) Brian - "My therapist said he thinks my problem is that I'm in love." Peter - "Holy crap!.... You can talk!" :lol: Think i'll have to agree on this one, absolutely pissed myself laughing at that. That and on the movie where peter buys the medievil catapault and goes flying through the air doing his gormless laugh - couldn't stop laughing at that. Another is where stewie gets a hot babysitter and falls in love with her. When she's taking him to bed and stewie is having that huge rant...can't quote it, but its so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Heh and the one where Quagmire finds the cheerleader in the bathroom Stewie tied up and he's like "Dear diary, jackpot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Peter and Lois are at some store and a guy walks up who obviously works there. Guy: "Hello! Can I help you?" Peter: "Yeah, do you have those round things that you bury in the ground and they explode?" Guy: "You mean... land mines?" Peter and Lois: "Laaand miiines!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Hah, I have so many family guy quotes remembered... lol. Here are some of my favs: Peter: Ah man, this sucks worse than the time I was on survivor! *flashback* Peter: Bebe, why did you wash your cloths in our drinking water! how will we ever live in this HARSH, UNFORGIVING TERRAIN? *peter trips, knocks down the background, ends up on the price is right* Peter: ahh... Headhunters! :lol: That whole episode is great, probaly one of my favs, another quote: Bryan and lois are talking. Bryan: This is horrible. Your father is sueing me, plus my best friend in the world is going to all lengths to ignore me. *camera zooms out, peter is in a glass box eating cereal* *bryan and lois continue talking* *Peter farts, and lets out a sigh of relief. A few minutes later he drops the bowl and starts pounding on the walls because he can't get out* :lol: And, one more.. because its realy funny. *Peter wants to become a fisherman, so he has a shop setup selling fish next to a guy that hates him. The guy throws peters fish, and than switches the sign to "I had sex with all of these fish" While peter grabs it. A guy walks up:* man: so... how you do it? Peter: Well, first I hang the 'ole worm out there for a bit, and it latches on. It fights for a bit, but then just lays down and accepts it. man: wow... here's my card. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 What about the drugs episode. Where Peter is talking to lois about drugs and stuff. He says something like "drugs are bad, last time i did drusg everyhting got a bit too real" and it cuts to a real live video footage of a big fat man dressed as peter with a peter griffin mask/head on rofl. classic Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotundra87 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Anyone else seen the Family Guy Movie: Stewie's great adventure? Its not out yet so techinically no should have,. but anyway its even better than most of the episodes :P my favorite quote has to be Quagmire's "I've never done it with a Spanish chick. He He. Ole" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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