BlackDawn Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Real men do not doubt the soapy-bikini method. And it's not dangerous with a net.. just be careful of slipping and kicking someone in the face. Because that has happened once. No pics no proof. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I love trampolines. Common games to be played on my friend's trampoline (ours is too small for more than 2 people) are: The Seat drop Game: You have to bounce around doing seat drops, If you fall over or don't get back up from a seat drop then you're out. The last two people have to do champ-to-champ, continual seat drops like... seat drop to feet, seat drop to feet, the loser is the one that bounces twice or stop. The Dirty Game: Don't really understand the rules but something about kicking and trying to trip people up... They're awesome! My favorite thing to do is when it's really hot, get a BUNCH of people over, cover it in dish soap, and put a sprinkler underneath it (one that attaches to a hose) Way cool, slippy slidey bikini-y fun! Am i the only one that thinks slippery surface+trampoline sounds incredibly dangerous? Guuuuys you make me sad. Who cares if it's dangerous if you can get girls in bikinis sliding around all wet and soapy in your garden?!?! You call yourselves men. :thumbdown: Women don't look so good covered in bruises and bleeding noses : , even if they are wearing bikini's.Say that I disagreed? *Waits for Adrenal* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danqazmlp Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 ^ i'd hand you some stella, along with anybody else who thinks bruised and battered women look good :) Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 They're only dangerous if you jump irresponsibly. I think it's safer than rolling around on the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I have one, it was fun at first, got it when I was about 14, now being almost 17, never really use it unless I'm having a bomb-fire or some kids come over, and we use it for about 20 minutes then get bored. Idk, I guess it's over rated. I too begged my mom to let me get one. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 ^ i'd hand you some stella, along with anybody else who thinks bruised and battered women look good :) Depends, after they are bruised are they doing my laundry yet? Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 ^ i'd hand you some stella, along with anybody else who thinks bruised and battered women look good :) Depends, after they are bruised are they doing my laundry yet? To busy making me a sandwich :roll: Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Ya'll need to stop beating my concubines. I'm getting the wrong type of moans. Seriousness: Make sure what you get is high-quality and won't somehow fail. The last thing you need is to, say, plunge straight through the trampoline fabric while landing on your [wagon]. Maybe show your parents the trampoline exercise videos, sway them to the "it's healthful :thumbup: " side. And don't do anything spectacular while they're in view, just in case they freak. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I'm afraid of being on my trampoline with someone else at the same time, it always makes this wierd noise, and makes me feel like all the springs are going to give out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3PointMan Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 How much does the Homeowners Insurance go up by? My parents said yes, but if the insurance goes up too much, it's a no.. what i'm doing now:soundcloud.com/student1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodenFruit Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 They're amazing! Getting an enclosure is safer, but it doesn't stop you from breaking your neck/back if you attempt to do summersaults or land awkwardly. ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FF01 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Tramps really are fun... most of my early childhood was spent on one... one game we used to play was the "egg game" you fold your arms and legs into the foetal position and someone jumps around you to try and make you get undone \ Be warned... my cousin had one with the net around it... trust me... its just for looks... no WWE style moves off them... we tried :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I am far more fit because of our trampoline, I must say. Get an enclosure. I have no idea how many times that it has, literally, saved my neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 [hide=quote chain]I love trampolines. Common games to be played on my friend's trampoline (ours is too small for more than 2 people) are: The Seat drop Game: You have to bounce around doing seat drops, If you fall over or don't get back up from a seat drop then you're out. The last two people have to do champ-to-champ, continual seat drops like... seat drop to feet, seat drop to feet, the loser is the one that bounces twice or stop. The Dirty Game: Don't really understand the rules but something about kicking and trying to trip people up... They're awesome! My favorite thing to do is when it's really hot, get a BUNCH of people over, cover it in dish soap, and put a sprinkler underneath it (one that attaches to a hose) Way cool, slippy slidey bikini-y fun! Am i the only one that thinks slippery surface+trampoline sounds incredibly dangerous? Guuuuys you make me sad. Who cares if it's dangerous if you can get girls in bikinis sliding around all wet and soapy in your garden?!?! You call yourselves men. :thumbdown: Women don't look so good covered in bruises and bleeding noses : , even if they are wearing bikini's. Say that I disagreed? *Waits for Adrenal*[/hide] Women don't look so good covered in bruises and bleeding noses : , even if they are wearing bikini's. Say that I disagreed? *Waits for Adrenal* sorry I'm a little late off the mark. but suprisingly I agree with you on this one. :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 If they say no, then say you don't love them anymore and cause a fit by flailing your arms and rolling on the floor. Maybe just maybe that will get them to get you a trampoline. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Women don't look so good covered in bruises and bleeding noses I beg to differ good sir. Tell your parents you need a trampoline. If only life were so simple. You can't just go tell your parents "Hey parents, buy me a trampoline, because I need one." :wall: That being said I'd like a trampoline but I live in a flat so uh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 about the insurance, my parents never told them we had one, it's been a few years now and no one's said anything and the price hasn't gone up because of it, only because of the pool. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3PointMan Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 Well they said no. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: They said because they dont want people to get hurt. They said go google trampoline injuries. I replied with, you have to look at both sides, the pros and the cons and you should go google trampoline exercises and benefits. They said it's their choice and thats the end of it. I came up with the analogy "It's like a car...You cant not buy one because your going to get injured and die. It's pros greatly outweigh the cons." My dad just said "Well I can control the car, but not a trampoline." I said, well yeah, you can control the trampoline. he just said, what if I'm not home. I havent spoken to him since. :cry: [wagon] :twisted: what i'm doing now:soundcloud.com/student1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekZoolandah Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I snapped my toenail in half on one of those 2 months ago. I present to you men, His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I. What a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Save your money and buy your own. That way they can't say no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3PointMan Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 Save your money and buy your own. That way they can't say no. Im buying it by myself anyways...they said if I buy it myself their going to break it and not give me money back, and ground me for a LONG time. what i'm doing now:soundcloud.com/student1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Save your money and buy your own. That way they can't say no. Im buying it by myself anyways...they said if I buy it myself their going to break it and not give me money back, and ground me for a LONG time. You could sue and have the law make them pay you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3PointMan Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 Save your money and buy your own. That way they can't say no. Im buying it by myself anyways...they said if I buy it myself their going to break it and not give me money back, and ground me for a LONG time. You could sue and have the law make them pay you back. Im only 14, and they would ground me for a long [wagon] time anyway, even if I sued. Where would I get that kind of money for a lawyer...>_> what i'm doing now:soundcloud.com/student1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Save your money and buy your own. That way they can't say no. Im buying it by myself anyways...they said if I buy it myself their going to break it and not give me money back, and ground me for a LONG time. You could sue and have the law make them pay you back. Im only 14, and they would ground me for a long [wagon] time anyway, even if I sued. Where would I get that kind of money for a lawyer...>_> Where'd you get the money for a bigass trampoline? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I'm afraid of being on my trampoline with someone else at the same time, it always makes this wierd noise, and makes me feel like all the springs are going to give out. My friend had one for most of his childhood and the springs never once gave out. But, uh, the canvass did rip... Yeah, they had too many people on it, I guess. I wasn't there when it happened, luckily... Nobody was hurt. But as long as you use it wisely, they can be safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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