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Your little time machine

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I'd go ahead back to the past and just invent all kinds of cool stuff, and then I'll be know as the founder of the modern world. Ownage.

Also, if this fails, I'd go to Columbus and smack him for being too [developmentally delayed]ed to realize he discovered America. Or I'd go to the Vikings that got to America first (around the year 1000) and convince them to stay. Imagine America being Norse lol.

 

I remember seeing this image with all kinds of info about modern day things, which you should put on the inside of a time machine so you can acces it anytime, was pretty cool lol, can't find it though.

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Hm....

 

Go back to the days when man first started using tools.

 

And laugh at their stupidity.

 

 

Why not go back to a bit after that, and then teach them how to effectively use those tools, and build them into a mighty army to conquer the world!

"Those who give up their liberty for more security neither deserve liberty nor security."

Support transparency... and by extension, freedom and democracy.

I'd go to 1819 and become a crewman aboard the Essex, a whaleship sunk by a massive sperm whale. It would be an awesomely terrifying and horrific experience, but pretty cool so long as I could go back to the present at any point.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Hm....

 

Go back to the days when man first started using tools.

 

And laugh at their stupidity.

 

 

Why not go back to a bit after that, and then teach them how to effectively use those tools, and build them into a mighty army to conquer the world!

Because I'm too stupid to think of that :mellow: .

 

Besides, I don't know how they make those tools anyways :rolleyes:

 

Damn it, they should be laughing at me...

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Would go back to the various holiday drop times in RSC and stock up and have an overwhelming leverage in the market of whenever I left or perhaps go to when those items were at their peaks and sell them.

 

Would also go back to when each different religion was purportedly written and examine the different reasons for the rules they wrote.

In a similar vein I would examine the various dates of events mentioned by those religions for truth.

In another similar vein I would briefly visit history's various travesties like 9-11 and the Holocaust and Walt Disney's death and confirm that they actually happened as presented in our sources.

 

Might go and prevent the trade of slaves to the Americas... But there are many pros and cons to consider.

 

I know this is just supposed to be a fun little thread, but I don't think time travel would work how we think it would. Rather than our proposed actions affecting anything, I think that if there ever truly is time travel, our current history already has it keyed in. I think that if you went back in time and tried to do anything, you would be stopped by some configuration of coincidences, likely that are too minute to have been included in written history.

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I know this is just supposed to be a fun little thread, but I don't think time travel would work how we think it would. Rather than our proposed actions affecting anything, I think that if there ever truly is time travel, our current history already has it keyed in. I think that if you went back in time and tried to do anything, you would be stopped by some configuration of coincidences, likely that are too minute to have been included in written history.

I think that's how the majority of us think time travel works. Maybe not, but I do.

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

Forum games?

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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Forum games?

It's more of a questionnaire, and not a game at all.

I'd get all kinds of rare items (runescape and real life), bet 100000 euro's a [racist term] is going to be president after bush.

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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I'd go back to around the 'Middle Ages' and take my laptop with me and see if i got accused of witchcraft or something :)

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And get killed? lol have it your way

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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And get killed? lol have it your way

 

Good point O_o

I didn't think this through lol

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I would simply see what the lottery numbers for last night's drawing were then go back in time 1 day and give the numbers to myself.

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If you choose your beliefs/lifestyle simply based on what your parents want, then you are a weak minded individual and are not even worthy of calling yourself a person.

Forum games?

That is not a time period.

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

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Omg! I'd go to the future and get modern technology. Go into world war 2 and make hitler my best friend.

Go on a killing spree in england and let the Nazi's win the war, when the berlin troops march into berlin I would defeat all of them with my uber-weapons and then I would become ruler of the world and then set hitler on fire and then make people worship me as god.

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