You put a ready meal in the microwave and it turns out you have to put a special setting on to cook this, you press a couple or keys in combination and out pops a qwerty keyboard, the window of the microwave becomes a screen and it tells you that you can teleport through time and space anywhere.

 

 

I ask, where would you go?

Back about 10 minutes stopping you from making this recycled thread.

Oh c'mon, it's barely recycled at all.

Recycled thread? Never seen that before, what do you guys mean by recycled thread? Lol.

 

Anyway, probably going to the 2012 supposed end of the world to laugh at people that think it's true.

Back about 10 minutes stopping you from making this recycled thread.

AYYO!

I'd go back and shoot my grandmother when she was pregnant with my mom... Wait a minute...

This would've been something witty, had I managed to think of anything.

 

I'd go back and kill the person who discovered gunpowder. Swords are so much cooler than guns, damnit.

I have no desire to go anywhere :P

Hm....

 

Go back to the days when man first started using tools.

 

And laugh at their stupidity.

This would've been something witty, had I managed to think of anything.

 

I'd go back and kill the person who discovered gunpowder. Swords are so much cooler than guns, damnit.

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Just off the top of my head.

Think i'd give Woodstock, 1969 a visit.

I wouldn't want to go anywhere because I'm afraid I would drastically alter the future.

Battle of Gettysburg Civil War 1863

Invasion of Normandy D-Day 1944

The old west/gold rush 1800-1900

Lewis and Clark Expedition 1800s

1492 when Columbus first laid eyes on the new world

Assasinate King Ferdinand of the Holy Roman Empire during the Thirty years War so that he can't have Albrecht von Wallenstein assasinated. I liked Wallenstein....

I'd go see The Beatles, The Velvet Underground and a few other choice bands. I'd also go to Paris in the 1940's-1950's and have a drink with Ernest Hemingway and Albert Camus in Le Deux Magots.

I'd much rather go to the future where technology has advanced enough to prevent death or at least greatly extend life.

I'd go see The Beatles, The Velvet Underground and a few other choice bands.

 

I like the idea of seeing older bands too. I'd like to see Nirvana, Mercyful Fate, and Led Zeppelin live. Other than that, I have no interest in being anywhere else but the present.

I'd like to go back and watch Apollo 11 launch and then watch the moon landing. That would be pretty cool.

I'd help the natives kill the pilgrims before they ruined the country.

I won't go anywhere.

 

If you try to modify the past or future, the world will be completely different if you go back to the present. Sure, it might sometimes be for the better, but the risks can be potentially dangerous.

 

I've seen a cartoon where some guy travels back to the Stone Age, kills a fly, and when he goes back to the present there's things like giant mutant flies in the world.

I won't go anywhere.

 

If you try to modify the past or future, the world will be completely different if you go back to the present. Sure, it might sometimes be for the better, but the risks can be potentially dangerous.

 

I've seen a cartoon where some guy travels back to the Stone Age, kills a fly, and when he goes back to the present there's things like giant mutant flies in the world.

Nothing would change if you went back in time. You see, because you went back in time, it would've been recorded in history that you went back in time. An easy was to see this is Hitler. You can't go back in time and kill Hitler because he died in 1945 by suicide. You can't just insert yourself into the timeline, you would've had to already be in there to get there.

I won't go anywhere.

 

If you try to modify the past or future, the world will be completely different if you go back to the present. Sure, it might sometimes be for the better, but the risks can be potentially dangerous.

 

I've seen a cartoon where some guy travels back to the Stone Age, kills a fly, and when he goes back to the present there's things like giant mutant flies in the world.

Nothing would change if you went back in time. You see, because you went back in time, it would've been recorded in history that you went back in time. An easy was to see this is Hitler. You can't go back in time and kill Hitler because he died in 1945 by suicide. You can't just insert yourself into the timeline, you would've had to already be in there to get there.

That's not what I meant. If you change the past, the present and future will be completely different. This sometimes is good, but others? It can be extremely dangerous and you can even destroy mankind this way!

I won't go anywhere.

 

If you try to modify the past or future, the world will be completely different if you go back to the present. Sure, it might sometimes be for the better, but the risks can be potentially dangerous.

 

I've seen a cartoon where some guy travels back to the Stone Age, kills a fly, and when he goes back to the present there's things like giant mutant flies in the world.

 

Are you basing this theory off of a cartoon you saw?

 

Anyways, I would travel to the 70's and see Bob Dylan and Neil Young live in their prime.

To when my friend's girlfriend was pregnant and Falcon Punch her, ever since he knocked her up on accident hes been prattling saying "I'm a dad, that makes me more mature then you".

 

Needless to say He's probably wearing an ice pack on his head after I kicked him tonight for [Female-Dog Complaining] and bragging.

(This is merely aimed at him, not pregnant woman)

 

 

Oh, and trademark the name "Death Star" so George Lucas pays me out some mondo cash.