Your wish is granted but your friend is a zombie and he eats your brainz.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I WISH THAT SOMEONE WOULD POST AFTER ME

Granted, but not only do I post after you I also shoot you with my gun. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the fairies would've stayed out of business of my previous wish. :shame:

granted, the pixies interferred instead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish midgets would die

Granted, you die with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I could've been more creative if I knew what midgets is. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew why the bald dude in "Superman Returns" was so mean to Superman.

he spits in supermans face, then superman pimpslaps him and breaks his neck

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could see your mom again...

Why??????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was not 1337.

wish granted you are now 1500

 

 

 

and died

 

 

 

i wish for pie....(that's not poisoned for anything)

It has a bomb in it and you die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my friend would stop cutting herself so she can be happy.

wish granted so she stabbed herself instead and you got blamed for it.

 

 

 

i wish for a giant robot that can destroy the whole world!! :twisted: :twisted:

It comes, but it destroys my suicidal friend. I get sad, I cry, and I go emo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for world peace.

wish granted nothing interesting happens

 

 

 

i wish for oreocookie(the one that's on the forums)y eternal slave

I come instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for blood.

You get it, but it clotted...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for world peace.

wish granted like i said nothing interesting happens

 

 

 

i wish for oreocookie to be my slave!!

Granted,but while you're reading The Official Guide to Owning a Slave he runs away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how people laughing at me corrupted my wish about me being able to alter reality.

u find out, then a car falls from the sky and crushes u

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had $50

The $50 you recieve has been counterfieted. You are jailed when attempting to use it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish it would snow in southern California.

it starts to snow, but too heavily and it crushes the city, burying it under 300m of snow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish it would snow in melbourne aust

Granted, but then no one can do anything or go anywhere. You end up on RuneScape to get in touch with anyone. :lol: (BTW, I wish it would snow in Southern California too.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anywho, for a next wish... I wish for only 2 feet high of snow max...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

granted, but after 2 hours it melts, u also took 2 hours to get readdy to go outside and play in it hehehe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for 4 feet of snow and nothing to go rong with this wish

Granted. So you die before you can play in the snow. :boohoo:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish ..... for nothing to happen and everything to be boring.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

wish granted but you somehow die of boredom.

 

 

 

i wish for 1 mil gp on my gyroman25 runescape account.

u get hacked shortly after geting the money

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish I had 10mil rl money

granted, but its the wrong currency and its now illegal to change the currency of money

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had an elevator instead of stairs

edit: double post, sorry