It starts raining Candy bars... you open one and find cotton inside.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just wish there was a $3 note.

Granted, but the note happens to be fake, so the shop owner calls the FBI.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was invisible pirate.

granted, but you go blind

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i wish i was a fish

you turn into a fish but you go after a worm and get eaten for dinner.. lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a pet turtle

You get a pet turtle but i run over it and it dies then you host a funeral for it but then i run over it's dead body and it's crushed with blood and guts everwhere. i should suply you a picture but i think you see it because you was there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could flyyyyyy

You grow wings, but they grow into your head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish...I wish... I wish I were an oscamier weiner...

granted, but when you go up yo collect your reward u fall and break your neck, and DIE!! MUHAHAHAHA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was in a room with naked girls from the playboy mansion \

You get a pet turtle but i run over it and it dies then you host a funeral for it but then i run over it's dead body and it's crushed with blood and guts everwhere. i should suply you a picture but i think you see it because you was there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

how dare you, how can you kill the best animal ever!

 

 

 

anyways wish granted but the girls got in a violent fight and they all kill each other

 

 

 

i wish that star_in_the_sky never killed the turtle

it doesnt kill the turtle but the wolf kills the turtle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was dead

Too late the turtle is dead and you canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t do anything about it lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get that wish but then you are not a noob so you can't die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had 2 and 1/2 pence

granted, but you get brought back because death hates emos

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit: toooooo late, oh well

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NEW WISH GRANTED: but you spend it to quick

 

 

 

i wish i had all the moneys on earth

Granted, FBI, CIA, SWAT, and all the other secret aggents are after you since they KNOW your genie's magical power stole the money.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a robot that would pay all the taxes for me and it:

 

 

 

- Wouldn't take money from my account

 

 

 

- Wouldn't wanna kill me (not even interested)

 

 

 

- Would be 100% unbreakable

 

 

 

- Would be 100% unstealable

 

 

 

- Nobody would look suspicious about how my taxes are paid

 

 

 

- Would have endless money

It was true but robot called all his emo friends and bought you as present for Death so they don't get send back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i wished my mother wished that i wished she wished a fish :P (corrupt that!)

Granted, she get's a shark that eats you and the FBI arrests you for the rest of your life because FBI won't believe you and thinks you shot her with a gun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I lived in a world full with magic and powerful, poor and all kind of wizards. I would be the darkest wizard of them all and trying to summon dangerous demons to rule that world. :twisted:

You summon a demon so powerful, it melts both you and a plastic silly hat together for eternity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that my guitar pick was chocolate flavoured.

What silly hat? Oh you must mean my wizard's hat that I'd be wearing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, it get's stolen and since its pick is chocolate flavoured the thief eats it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the president of the United States would get to jail for something he didn't do.

He does and when he comes out, he makes it compulsary to eat smoked fish on Sundays.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that fourteen was a prime number.

Granted, so are the rest of the numbers because divide no longer exists in math.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile somewhere on a construcion site people are having problems since they don't know how to make some buildings that requires math and divide.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish your candy would come alive and eat you. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You=The person that will post next

The candy attacks...but trips over the turtle carcass

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wish I was a rolling stone :)

Granted, you roll so fast that you get so confused over all the rolling that you throw up, and an old woman kills you with steel for throwing up and thinks "This rock hasn't been clean for ages, I have to get rid of it"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-RS Related Wish (no effect on real life)-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish a Zamorak PlateBody was members only.

Granted. Now that everyone who can have zammy pl8 has it, it's worth 1gp.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my wishes wished wishers wishes wished for my own death.

Granted, due to the fact that wish confused me I doom you to death. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How would making it members only letting everyone have it and make it worth 1 coin? Lame if you ask me. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for an answer to this question.

After much wait, you finally get an answer to the question, but after falling asleep forget it. :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could discover 2bil my bank tomorrow

wish granted you got hacked simple :D

 

 

 

i wish that star_in_the_sky died because he killed the turtle

Granted. But Star_in_the_sky does not die because SHE is immortal muahaha.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish all turtles were dead :wink: