granted but you must read all f2p suggestions and complaints

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, a panda mistakes your head for a peice of bambo and you forget everything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a T.E.T member

granted but you forget ur pass, and u lose u e-mail address

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could fly

you fly right into the turbine of a bowing 747

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i was i had a piece of candy, oo some M&Ms brb

Granted, some candy that looks like a demon comes alive and fights back. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish shooting someone with a gun was legal.

Granted. Someone shoots you. The government realizes that this is a bad rule and takes it back.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that pigs could fly

Granted, however they can't fly helicopters correctly so they crash.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish shooting was legal, and this rule would be permenant. Then I would go on a killing spree.

Granted, but someone goes on a spree on your street first.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Blaziken would get off of this board.

Granted, the Games Forum get's removed, now I spend most of my times on General P2P.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish someone VERY evil would be replaced in Albosky's current potition and Albosky would be banned and the evil one would be admin.

Granted, but the replacement is me, and I ban you.... and ur mom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a butterfly.

Granted, you become a beautifly, and are caught inside a pok̮̩̉̉ball and are now a pok̮̩̉̉mon of a mean trainer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how it's possible to ban my mommy if she didn't register in the first place. :roll:

You found out but you forgot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had something better to do than play runescape so much.

You become a football player, but get tackled and end up needing surgery

 

 

 

I wish I didn't get owned by Solitaire so much

You get a virus on your computer that causes it to crash completely forever and your solitare doesnt work anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people would stop making computer viruses, and sending spam.

They both end, replaced by phishing emails

 

 

 

I wish whips were ub3r expensive now

You spend 6 months trying to sell your abbyssal whip and give up. You take a good holiday in _______ with a spending spreee of $2. During the time that you're away, a new monster is added to runescape. A punchbag. It has over 1000 hp and gives you rare and 200% more exp when fighting it. The price of whips sore to about 67 mil. You come back from you holiday and find that the punchbag was removed from the game due to economy corruption and other occurences of unfairness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had some pebbles.

Granted, but a criminal comes in and has a gun and steals your pebbles the next day, he uses his gun to shoot your mobile phone and wires on your other phone to prevent you from calling the police.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could make powerful poison out of my fingertips that was to powerful that nobody could survive it, and I was the only one the poison wouldn't effect, then I would use it to steal from all banks of USA. :twisted:

I'll get you back for stealing my pebbles!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In response to the wish: Too bad. You can't. But what fun is a short answer?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You steal all the money from the banks. You make an epic getaway and fend off all who try to get you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if poison is made from magic: The magical energies of the universe collide once you use up all the magic and the universe collapses in on itself bring existance into nothing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If poison was made of you:Your body loses all its chemical structure and you die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had some sticky tape.

Granted, it's so sticky it's stuck on your hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The criminal wasn't me, it was someone summouned with the wish. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for 5 boxes of Lucky Charms.

the lucky charms dude take em back and shoots u in the head

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could be on TIP.it forums more

Granted, your office is locked and you can't escape. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could bump into someone saying "You idiot, I knock you down in the face." and I'd have my gun with me and that dude would have no gun.

The other guy is Magneto.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that my actual name is 8.

You request to change your name legally.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Judge: I'm sorry. We do not permit citizens to ave numeric characters in their names. Although we can offer you "eight".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You: I'll take it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Judge: RIght. [shows wanted posters]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WANTED - Criminal Mastermind named "Eight"

 

 

 

DESCRIPTION - Could be anyone because Eight is a master of disguise.

 

 

 

REWARD $6.7 billion

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[judge turns you in] [Judge is now $6.7 billion richer.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for some cardboard.

wish granted you now live in a cardbord box in a rat infested ally

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for nobody to corupt my wish :twisted:

I corrupt your wish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a ruler.