Granted, you said visited not read, so some magicians visit the comic, and let all the super villains in the comic destroy your house and kill all your friends, and get you fired from wherever you work. And make good destruction in your city, nobody can do anything about it, because super heroes don't exist in real life. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the United States would be in control of a powerful demon, that would be a super villain and the Chinese president would be another demon that would be a super hero, and they are too busy fighting in Sweden to be able to care for the citizens in their country.

your wish comes true. one of the demons steps on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had alll the logs that i was cutting.

Granted, you also get a lot of junk logs that you aren't cutting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how they could step on me then I clearly am NOT in Sweden. :roll:

Ok someone steps on you and you become Swedish!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish TheBlazikenMaster's wish made sense!

Granted, but you find out wishes are more fun then they don't make sense.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish some random guy would have a car accident and land on a demon, and I wouldn't be in group of the possibility of the random persons. :twisted:

the randoum person car crashes into you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i was this wish doesn't get corrupted

Granted, but your next one will.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, maybe I should be more specific:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish some random guy would have a car accident and land on a demon, and I wouldn't be in group of the possibility of the random persons. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I meant a REAL demon, not an evil human.

You are the random person you miss the demon but he finds you and eats you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a pony!

Granted, the pony has a gun, so it kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to meet Sponge Bob Square Pants, then I'd use him as a sponge next time I take a shower.

You meet him use him but get a horrible rash from him!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish 9/11 would happen again!

Granted, you are inside the tower by the time it happens and die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I my teeth were invincible so I could drink as much coke as I like without breaking my teeth.

Wish granted but the acid in the coke destroys your tongue instead!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there was a way to fly!

Granted, you get a helicopter, but you soon crash.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a room with about 3,700 showers in it in my house.

granted, then you check the water bill :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish my last wish was corrupted

Granted, but it involves slavery and death. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a boss in Mall Of Horror. That only the people with the least fear would dare to visit. :twisted:

you are, but youre too scared too go so you lose youre job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that han solo was captured in carbonite and delivered to my door step by u.p.s.

Granted, you're arrested for kidnapping. Because the dudes that catch it frames you and kidnap the president, disguise him as han solo since you did NEVER say "The real han solo". :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a boss in Mall Of Horror. That only the people with the least fear would dare to visit. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't wish to be fearless, so I re-wish this one, this time I'm fearless.

You apply for the position, and you are accepted on the condition that you pass each of the existing bosses' challenges, each more impossibly difficult and more horrific than the last. For the sake of the other forum readers, I won't go into specifics, though I will reveal that you fail 3/4 of the way through when you are asked to eat at Arby's :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that you trip and fall down your stairs (without anything that will significantly lessen the injuries you sustain) and that you cannot take revenge on me, either directly or through family/friends/pets/minions.

Granted, I find a 5 cent, that's magical, thanks. :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I would be the boss of a BIG demon slavery and I would be the fattest and biggest demon of them all. :twisted:

Being larger than the rest simply means you have more pain receptors that can be stimulated :roll: . I think you can figure out the rest...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that some random person (who cannot track me down) gets a free pie.

Granted, but he isn't allowed to eat it because someone shoots him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the forum games would be taken more seriously.

seriouses of each person is different so everyone seriouseness level becomes very small

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i had a dodge viper

Granted, it's out of gas or whatever the car requires by the time it's delivered to your house.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a pilot friend that would fly me to Tokyo for free with his helicopter, and he would have more than enough coke for both of us.

Granted but over the ocean you run out of fuel and all you have left is coke!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had some cookies!

Granted, it's a magical cookie that teleports you to big slavery, and your boss is a powerful demon. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next would post a picture with some pok̮̩̉̉mon mixed to the real world.