Granted, but you get captured by an abusive master, and die from sickness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a nice pillow that i could sleep on, instead of this crappy one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p.s. I wish I had an evil indestructible parrot, with laser vision, and he obeys no one but me, and cannot harm or kill me, and i also include in this wish, a cookie, A cookie most evile and foul.

Granted. You are laying down in Fort Pillow in the middle of the Civil War, and you are killed by soldiers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Second wish is two wishes at once, and therefor void.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a perfectly healthy labrador puppy in a loving home, to live a happy life with my family.

Granted, the neighbor get's annoyed of your family laughs, so they all get their tourches and attack your family. You are still laughing though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a time machine that could send me to 78,000 A.C.

Granted, the world is ruled by gorrillas, and they need a sacrafice to the gods, so they choose you. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had a time machine that could take me back 1 minute ago!

Granted, nothing interesting happens, since 1 minute is a short time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish someone would post comments on my Wikipedia talk page. It would be nice if you would say how the wish could be corrupted and do it for real. Not neccessery but an option.

Granted, but then the page get's destroyed, and all the information on it with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that someone would rate my avvy in the "rate the persons avatar," or something like that.

Granted, but then the page get's destroyed, and all the information on it with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You mean blanked? Any vandal edits isn't big deal as it can be easily dealt with.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, he rates it in a language that doesn't have very specific auto translator yet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for another corrupt of my previous wish this time something that can't be beaten easily. *cough*articles for deletion*cough*

Granted, the articles get deleted, and all of your pokemon nemisises(sp?) now become your friends because when the articles got deleted, you were sent to a parallel universe *cough* 4th dimention *cough*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had pokemon diamond and pearl already. My manaphy egg is getting lonely in my pokemon ranger game, and I want to to be with the 3rd generaltion pokemon. :cry:

you get the japanese version and dont know what to do

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish f2p could wear mystic

Granted, but it get's mixed up with another lamer F2P update and is a bug. You get banned from RuneScape for not reporting the bug.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Will Smith was my father.

grant3d, h3'5 s0 ann0ying y0ur h3ad bl0ws up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wi5h 3v3ry0n3 w0uld alway5 sp3ak 1337 sp3ak

Granted, but nobody speaks anyone anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm serious, what's gotten into you? Don't do drugs, you were better without leet. :shame: I hope I get my wish corrupted in understandable English:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Will Smith was my father.

Granted, but...

 

 

 

He gets sued for all he has and has to put you up for adoption.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish TheBlazikenMaster will not grant my wish.

Ok, I won't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the next poster WILL post in my Time Machine thread. Really I mean it, if you won't do it for real I wish you be cooked with fried egg.

Granted,

 

 

 

but this poster can't find the link.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had long arm hairs. (5 inch +) :lol:

Click here then!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted they are so long that the gun men of China shoot your hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a ticket to Japan so I could take relaxing vocation there. And I would bring a gadget that would automaticlly (while wearing the headphone) change the Japanesse words they say into English and replacing my words so they hear me speaking Japanesse.

grant3d, th3 machin3 br3aks and y0ur h3ad 3xpl0d3s b3caus3 0f c0nfusi0n

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish 3v3ry0ne sp0k3 1337 sp3ak a11 th3 tim3 but n0thing can 3v3r happ3n to m3 (that m3ans als0 m3 g3tting an 3xplod3d h3ad)

Seriously you need to stop. This is getting on my nerves. :x

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but since it didn't make much sense I get annoyed. If you want the wish granted ask in PLAIN ENGLISH.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll re-wish:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a ticket to Japan so I could take relaxing vocation there. And I would bring a gadget that would automaticlly (while wearing the headphone) change the Japanesse words they say into English and replacing my words so they hear me speaking Japanesse.

3 ninjas surround you and slice you to bits with their katanas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had 99 cooking... going for it anyway

Granted, Jagex bans you as it thinks you've been macroing, and doesn't believe you then you try to appeal the ban.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how '3 ninjas surround you and slice you to bits with their katanas' has anything to do with my previous wish.

I convince them to slice you to bits

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish all pokemon addicts will be executed

Granted, so are all the fans of your biggest hobby.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew specificly how '3 ninjas surround you and slice you to bits with their katanas' has anything to do with my previous wish.

Granted. You find out by having three ninjas surround you and slice you to bits with their catanas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a blanket. Im cold

granted then your find out the temp has rasied to 110 degrees and you cant take of the blanket

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was as kick butt motoko kusanagi i ment the personallity, not the body ppl -.- if you haven't seen the show, dont bother awnsering

i hav3 n0 id3a wha7 y0ur talking ab0ut

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish 3v3ryb0dy (errrgggg... *breaks free of 1337 mind control*) yes... i wish everyone would stop using leet speak