Granted, everyone starts typing in Japanesse instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a ticket to Japan so I could take relaxing vocation there. And I would bring a gadget that would automaticlly (while wearing the headphone) change the Japanesse words they say into English and replacing my words so they hear me speaking Japanesse.

 

 

 

Now seriously, I can't see how '3 ninjas surround you and slice you to bits with their katanas' has anything to do with this wish. Either explain specificly or corrupt some other way.

You find out that it means that, when you go to Japan on your "relaxing vacation," You get sliced up, so it's not so relaxing, but then you forgot what I just told you. :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish all leet-speakers would start talking english already. :x . Leet-speak get's to confusing.

Granted, they now type on comlicated English and use as complicated words as possible.

 

 

 

But yeah I agree. They are also making fools of theirselves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Will Smith was my father, then I would REALLY be staring in Pursuit of Happyness.

Granted..... But wait. There is no "Persuit of Happyness" It's spelled happiness so therefore you are the star of nothing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how to program video games.

Actually, if you see the wallpapers of the movie you can find that out it's purpousley spelled wrong. So this shouldn't be happening. Also in the beginning of the movie, Will Smith points out the misspelling.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, however, your games suck so bad that owe people 5,670 trillion dollars in total. But you spent them all so the angry crowd follow you for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Will Smith was my father, then I would REALLY be staring in Pursuit of Happyness. (remember the name of the movie is purpousley spelled wrong)

Your father rapes you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had $100.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000

Granted, but soon a bank thief steals them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a helicopter so big that it's even a mall. And it had experienced pilot that can't crash flying it.

granted, but pilot suddenly dies and ur helicopter falls into the sea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could prevent the next person from posting. :thumbsup:

Granted, you become an admin, but soon banned from Tip.It for locking such a great thread.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish smoking was illegal in all countries of the world.

granted, all smokers now drink, and kill evevery one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish everyone would hate TheBlazikenMaster

Granted, you go back 5 years. Because everyone hated me since I was a spammer back then. Whining spammer with pathetic excuses to avoid bans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I wouldn't have spammed all great pok̮̩̉̉mon communities.

Pokemon handheld video game players log on the the PC to withdraw and deposit Pokemon. The find heaps of spam from TheBLazikenMaster. THey send you their Seedot (which casn use SOlar Beam)and the legendary Pokemon through the PC Pokemon Transfering machine and they hold you down while Seedot blasts you with Solar Beam. ANd if you try to attack Seedot with Skyuppercut with your blaziken... um... Seedot uses Explosion!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish a piece of chocolate fell into the sea and killed a seal.

Granted, but the piece of chocolate creates a tital wave and destroys the world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i was king of the world

Granted. You make a bad ruler and every hates you and there is a revolution, and you die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that :ohnoes: wasn't scared any more.

too bad, as long as there is something to be scared of he'll be scared of it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for an end to poverty

Granted, but you become broke again after 3 weeks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a teleportion machine that could teleport me to N.Y.C. 4500, then I would view the difference between that year and 2007.

The people there are interested in seeing how the human race is biologically different after 2500 years. Since you are so incredibly stupid compared to them, you are treated like a monkey, not a sentient being. Animal rights have not progressed very far, so when they decide to dissect you, they do it without euthanizing you first :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that you stick all the fingers of your left hand into the hinge between the door and the wall, use that to crush all your fingers, then do the same thing to your right hand.

granted. he then sues you for breaking his own fingers, takes all of your money, and lives out the rest of his days with wine, women and song. you on the other hand spend your days trying to trade food stamps for crack.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that anyone with an RS name that involves "Death" "deadly" PKer" "deathberger" "deathXor" or any derivative thereof would recieve a severe electrical shock at next login

Granted, you misspell your username, and it has "pkr" in it, and coinicidently that user has the same password as you so you get electric shocked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a Bad Boys Two wallpaper in my room.

granted, they come out of the wallpaper and arest you for no reason

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was a deoxys

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you do not know what a deoxys is dont reply

Granted, however, someone uses a master ball on you and you are forced to fight even after you're tired by a trainer that doesn't care for his pok̮̩̉̉mon. And wears an armour that's makes him 100% invincible. So no freedom for you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a servant robot that would always follow my order, would never be tired, or hungry, or be out of battery, completley damage proof, unstealable and wouldn't be interested in listening to someone else, or not following my orders.

You find a robot that meets that exact description, but after you buy it, it kills you because the description lied

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had an evil indestructible parrot, with laser vision, and he obeys no one but me, and cannot harm or kill me, and cannot be stolen from me, and as long as i own it, i am invincible.

Granted, the parrot is so evil that it hurts your friends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd put "and wouldn't kill me" with my previous wish.

granted, then it kills your friends so your bored and kill yourself for some unknown reason...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i was a deoxys and i could not be cought by even a master and even when i have 1 hp left, and i had 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 hp

Granted, some trainers still try to catch you and never succeed. As you're uncatchable you can never take a break, as you didn't wish they wouldn't wanna catch you. No matter how many you kill there will always be new ones. Yes, even in space if you destroy the pok̮̩̉̉mon world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would cheat in an IQ test, then I would go to hotel of geniuses only. And use small computer to find answer on Wikipedia when someone asks me something on that hotel. :twisted: