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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted,but it crashes into my POH,which can't be destroyed.I sell of the coal for a black phat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you would......SING!

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

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Granted, but I sing so badly that I can freely stop singing. :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a train of evil, and I was the ghost of the train. :twisted:

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granted, but the train of evil crashes and the shock addles your brain so much you turn good

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that :wall: that guy would quit smashing his head against the wall

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

granted, now he is =P~ drooling all over you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for 74 cooking!

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Granted, some people try to steal your recipies in Real-Life though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could wish wishes with censored words in them.

Granted, You do it and you get bannedz..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish a 99 skill

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8

granted, but you didnt say "in runescape" so you get it in real life and its completely uselsss

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had every cape of achievevment and quest cape in runescape

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Granted, Jagex staff don't believe in magic, however they believe in macroing that they CLEARLY suspect that's what you did, so they ban you permenantly. And block your IP from making a new account.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:twisted: I guess it's to a NetCaf̮̩̉̉ and library for you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was the villain in some American cartoon.

granted, its no cartoon and you go to jail :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had capes of achievent in runescape without me getting banned or something bad happen to me or my friends and family

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Granted, but you just found out rest of the members of RuneScape wished the same, it isn't neccessery bad, but that's not some great thing. Perhaps you should wish something that Jagex would notice in news.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had enough money to pay for some American channels, and enough money to pay the taxes. Sadly I don't as I have no job.

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But you're rich. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a set of new printer ink cartidges.

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You have your wish granetd but they explode when you try to print off something and you are now blind because of the ink hitting you in the eyes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could fly. :o

granted, you fly into a wall *splat!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was invincable

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ok your invincible but some people give you a nice pair of rock shoes and push you off a boat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a working pen.

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granted, its evil and squirts acid ink in your eyes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had the power of teleportation in real life

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Granted, but you don't know how to use them correctly yet, so you get to Mars, and a demon uses dark magic on you there to steal your magic. Now you can't get home.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a Blastiose that would shoot explosion out of his cannons instead of water, and a Pidgeot in real life which I would use to fly to near Mr. Bin Laden's home, then I would tell the Blatoise to use its cannon on Mr. Bin Laden's house. Then I would go to the president and ask him "Am I a hero yet?"

granted, it faints and can never be revived

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a groudon, rayquaza, kyogre, and deoxys

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Granted, you get a Charizard in real life that leaves his trainer and burns you to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a Blastiose that would shoot explosion out of his cannons instead of water, and a Pidgeot in real life which I would use to fly to near Mr. Bin Laden's home, then I would tell the Blatoise to use its cannon on Mr. Bin Laden's house. Then I would go to the president and ask him "Am I a hero yet?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and by the way I meant a REAL Blastiose not for gameboy one. Gameboy one couldn't defeat a real Blastoise. And also read the WHOLE wish and try to corrupt it in the way I wished it. And I wished for real life, not gameboy advance.

Oh and by the way I meant a REAL Blastiose not for gameboy one. Gameboy one couldn't defeat a real Blastoise. And also read the WHOLE wish and try to corrupt it in the way I wished it. And I wished for real life, not gameboy advance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i give evil wishes so u get gameboy advance but anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

u get your real blastiose but i give it a gba and now its sits there all day playing it and u have no control over it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a crazy gba

That's it, I will try to wish that again late tomorrow. Since you don't seem to be able to corrupt it without corrupting it in a boring way. At least my previous ones had some excitement. <.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, it's so crazy that you can't stand it's insane laughs. And won't be able to play it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people would stop granting wishes in a boring way. <.<

I wish you would stop that nonsense about that I'm a pok̮̩̉̉mon and start calling me human. <.< You don't know what I'm talking about? Don't make worse sense then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would meet a demon in real life. Then I would shoot him with my pistol.

 

 

 

Only reply if you know what I'm talking about. And only reply if you can understand that I'm a human.

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