Granted, one day then you accidently stress it, it bites your hand and you have no hand.

 

 

 

I wish for a poisoned pie. You'll eat it. :twisted:

You prepare it without wearing gloves :roll:

 

 

 

I wish that you get hit by a water balloon.

Granted, but while you're laughing your arms off watching him get hit by a water balloon, you get hit by a car.

 

 

 

I wish John Lennon was still alive.

Granted, he is no longer famous, he is a real ugly zombie.

 

 

 

I wish you knew that by "you" noname713 meant whoever is gonna post next. :roll:

Granted, but while I just realized that, you get hit by the same car too.

 

 

 

I wish the car that ran over noname and Blaz would explode into a million pieces so it can't get me.

Granted, it still get's you, because you are at the place during the explosion.

 

 

 

I wish for balloons that say "You suck!" then I would sell it to kids that can't read and tell them that the balloon says "I'm great.".

Granted, but 10 years later the kid finally realizes the meaning of the balloon, so he posts a Wanted sign all over the country. Eventually, you get caught by someone, and you get slaughtered for the rest of your life, by the pain that-is-not-enough-to-kill, but by the pain that-will-give-you-living-hell.

 

 

 

I wish for a Genie who will grant any wish that will be my slave(and only MY slave) for the rest of my life.

Granted, your life is too perfect now. Nothing else happens as genies are slaves anyway.

 

 

 

I wish that the show Johnny Brovo would be watched by me more often. I don't watch it very often.

You get electrocuted while installing TiVo.

 

 

 

I wish that a car would run over Risen_The, then explode while I am a safe distance away.

granted, but unfortunately i felt destructive today, so i came to you and wacked you on the head, you then went to heaven

 

 

 

i wish this thread could be over 1000000000 pages!!! 8-)

granted, but all the pages are empty :lol:

 

 

 

i wish we have a nice easter party tomorrow

Granted but I plants a bomb (terrorism?) and detonates it. And because I'm busy doing that I can't come to the party so it is not fun!

 

 

 

I wish for a easter egg filled with something!

granted, it is filled with sh*t

 

 

 

i wish i could speak danish

granted, it is filled with sh*t

 

 

 

i wish i could speak danish

 

 

 

Tilykke dit ÃÆÃâÃâønske er hermed opfyldt, du kan nu snakke et sprog som kun omkring 7.5 millioner mensker kan forstÃÆÃâÃâÃÂ¥ (5.5 millioner i Danmark - 1 million i Amerika og 1 million fordelt over resten af verden) held og lykke og ja jeg gider sku ikke ÃÆÃâÃâødelÃÆÃâÃâægge dit ÃÆÃâÃâønske fordi det er et sjovt ÃÆÃâÃâønske. Gu' vide hvor i verden du er fra - Sydsleswig? Er selv 50% sÃÆÃâÃâønderjyde sÃÆÃâÃâÃÂ¥ jeg gad sku ogsÃÆÃâÃâÃÂ¥ snakke tysk men ingen gider undervise mig!

 

 

 

Jeg ÃÆÃâÃâønsker (you have no problems with this as mitsubishi64 now speaks danish) at resten af Tip.it ogsÃÆÃâÃâÃÂ¥ ÃÆÃâÃâønskede at snakke dansk - melder mig gerne til at undervise dem!

 

 

 

Edit:

 

Hm... come to think of it - You better get someone else who speaks danish to corrupt my wish if you want to keep it going :

I wish i had a rubber butt.

Granted, it soon gets dirty because of the brown thing you make from your butt.

 

 

 

I wish emperorray didn't ignore Veltia's wish.

Oookay, but you're the one who's gonna have to learn Danish to translate it for all of us :

 

 

 

I wish for you to prank call 911 right now. Ignore the little voice telling you not to.

i also tell them you hypnotyed(sp?) me into doing it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000k on my runescape account,and my account could not be hacked, banned or deleted

well thats simple you would play to much become fat have no life then have no gf and it would all be ruined

 

 

 

i wish i had a cow

Granted, any time you try to milk it, it kicks you out of the way. And never sleeps, so it's impossible for you to use steel to make sure the cow's feet won't move. :mrgreen:

 

 

 

I wish for a cow that products coke instead of milk, then I would use it to become richer than E. Neville Isdell(the head of the coca cola company) :twisted:

Ok...so lemme get this straight. You plan to use one cow to surpass the production capabilities of an international bottling company. Have fun with that :roll:

 

 

 

I wish for you to run with scissors. I'm such a bad influence >=D

Granted, I'm on my way to run to my office and slice away unneeded paper.

 

 

 

I wish noname713 didn't use a corrupt reason that made me laugh.

he cant use normal reasons

 

 

 

i wish i wasn't god

he cant use normal reasons

 

 

 

i wish i wasn't god

 

 

 

Granted, you are not God because you died of cancer!

You were never god in the first place.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish *je connais le langue allemande*