But you accidentally walk into the wrong room, and instead of walking into a horror movie you walk into a movie showing march of the penguins and after bringing them out of the screen you get trampled by a flock of confused penguins.

 

 

 

I wish that I had my own isle named Vilageidiotia

Granted, since the name has the word idiot in it, means the island is especially made for idiots, believe me that's not a good thing. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish you'd confirm a movie about penguins is a recent movie, and is on REAL movie databases.

Granted but a bug goes through the system and wipes out all the records shortly after.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow

Of course you won't. Do you have any idea how freakishly expensive it is to acquire and then maintain a public school, especially if the kids like to engage in senseless acts of vandalism?

 

 

 

I wish I knew the average number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

You find out is a number so high you cannot comprehend that many licks, and you die. Sorry. 8-)

 

 

 

I wish that all these one-hit-wonder hip-pop rappers would die, and rap would return to normal. I miss it. :cry:

granted, but it goes back to how it originated, old men trying to be cool and pullling a muscle every time they do the wave

 

 

 

(okay maybe i dont know what I am talking about)

I wish I had a son was the biggest bully in the school, and I was the principal. Then I would get upset to people reporting him to me and would act like I wouldn't believe them. (I'd fake my anger, but it would look too real.) And not even DVDs as proof of my son bullying someone. I also wish that I'd NEVER be out of business, be fired, and my bully son would NEVER run out of things to bully. :twisted:

granted, but your life eventually becomes so meaningless, that you kill yourself, and your bully son.

 

 

 

I wish for 3 more wishes :-k

You get what you wanted, but instead of what you thought, you get three toyota wishes (a japanese minivan)

 

 

 

i wish for fish

Granted, it's a VERY dangerous shark that eats you. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I knew how I would find the life meaningless.

you die trying

 

 

 

I wish i had spent my wish better

Granted, you get a time machine.

 

 

 

I wish that all pok̮̩̉̉mon haters would shut the hell up and keep their damn opinions to theirselves. At least not pick on pok̮̩̉̉mon fans.

 

 

 

I hate YGO, but you can't see me picking on YGO fans. :shame:

um, granted, but the pokemon animator dies soon after

 

 

 

I wish TheBlazikenMaster can not reply to my posts

Granted, you can't because now the Tip.It forums are dead. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that evil would stand for something evil.

granted but it was so evil, that its evil consumed its self

 

 

 

I wish my posting rank was more respectable then spider eggs

You are now a moderator, but you're account is hacked and you are banned because the hacker called people n()()bs

 

 

 

I wish I for a cookie that will make me completely safe from all harm whatsoever!

before you eat the cookie, a rat steals it

 

 

 

I wish i had the patience to power lvl

Granted, but you accidently make your worst enemy too high skilled, so he manages to ruin you to end the rivalry. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish for a coca cola, with sugar, and it wouldn't damage ANYTHING in my body. That means, no heart attacks or broken teeth.

Granted, after you're done with the can you throw it and hits your roof. Over many years the roof is weak and colapses one day. But your teeth are ok. :lol:

I wish you'd specificy how many years exactly. I'd be very happy if this won't happen until I become an old man.

granted, takes 3 years, but your teeth all fall out by then.

 

 

 

 

 

I Wish you had a better wish.

Fine here is a better wish.

 

 

 

I wish you'd lose your ability to get back to life, because it would magically appear on me. :twisted:

Granted but God takes it away from you because you don't have life in your name and gives it back to a person with life in there name (meh). (I can also bring people back to life) (and acording to this forum A while back I have god-like powers so ha!)

I wish you'd tell me what god you're talking about.

Granted, My name is from final fantasy. Named after the life spells, including the one to instantly revive people after they're dead. If you remember on the thread "grab the Phat" I had a thiving party after I got the Phat, in that thread one of my partiers turned into guthix and I owned him with ice barrage, geting god-like powers.

 

 

 

p.s. your cat just died

 

 

 

 

 

I wish he knew that it's so simple. :roll: