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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, they all sue you for getting the fun out of the game. Wishes aren't meant to make sense. <.<

 

 

 

I wish the president of China would shoot himself.

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

granted...what diffrence does it make?

 

 

 

i wish the blazikenmaster wasnt so sarcastic (And you are!)

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support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

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No, I'm not, I was being serious when I said if wishes make sense the fun would get out of the game.

 

 

 

I wish flava0falcon wouldn't again assume that I am something I'm not.

first of all i wasnt talking about your last post and second...when did i ever assume you are something you are not?

 

 

 

i wish the blazikenmaster will think before posting

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support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

.signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If

Granted, before I post I think about the best way to kill you. :twisted:

 

 

 

Now that I've thought of it, I wish that flava0falcon would mysteriously find him/herself in a snake pit, of poisonous snake, and the only way out is to go to the [bleep]e pit that's even further below. :twisted:

granted jsut the snakes love me and i control them and they help me get out of there and the first oreder i give them when we're out of there is :kill theblazikenmsater and they kill you!

 

 

 

i wish my snakes will reproduce till there are 999999999 of them so that killing him wont be a problem

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support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

.signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If

Granted, I become a zombie and am having my revenge, and succeed in killing you. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that the movie "The Condemned" would have ended differently:

 

 

 

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Instead of that the bad guy would have his helicopter exploded, all of the guys that died would magiclly come back to life.[/hide]

 

 

 

WARNING: Don't click unless you want the movie spoiled.

The producer was going to make the different ending, but you sniped him because you were so enraged with the other one, so he couldn't make it.

 

 

 

I wish that TheBlazikenMaster doesn't post after me.

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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

-Carl Barât

I have been asked by an anonymous party to hunt you down and TP your house :anxious:

 

 

 

I wish someone else would hunt down ThruItAll and TP his house for me.

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

Granted, a gang does that. Then they kill you. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish for 4,000 boxes of Mars Mar. They're not for me. I'm using them to become damn-rich. :twisted:

granted, but you eat them and then realize that you should have stopped after the first

 

 

 

I wish my post rank was something more respectable

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

someone kills you as soon as it does

 

 

 

i wish that more ppl would join my clan

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Currently will be using my Oni Tsurugi account to attempt to get 99 on all free skills without spending any gp, just for the sake of doing so.

Everyone in RuneScape join your clan, And kill you :-w

 

 

 

I wish TIF Wasn't full of noobs

I dont need a siggy no moar.

Granted, but the genie thinks by "noobs" you mean new users. So that doesn't change the fact it's full of idiots, so there are plenny of idiots.

 

 

 

I wish copyright violation was legal.

Ungrantable! #-o

 

 

 

I wish the TIF weren't full of complete IDIOTS!

I dont need a siggy no moar.

Boring.... There is always something wrong with wishes. It isn't ungrantable. Something terrible would happen if the wish would be granted. <.<

 

 

 

Granted, but now all tip.it forum users outsmart you.

 

 

 

I re-wish my last one, and this time I wish for something less boring corrupt of my wish. <.<

Granted, but it's only now legal in Soviat Union (Russia)

I dont need a siggy no moar.

I give up. At least until tomorrow that is. Then I'll wish it to be legal in the United States, but now:

 

 

 

I wish that the Liberty Statue in NYC would be replaced by a statue of Abraham Lincoln.

Granted, except, The Russians steal it and take it to the Soviat Union, :notalk:

 

 

 

LOL

 

 

 

I wish I could eat all food without getting fat

I dont need a siggy no moar.

I'm pretty sure your stomach would rupture by then. If not, your blood would probably become toxic due to a massive overdose of nutrients.

 

 

 

The next time you see something on TV with a caption saying something along the lines of "do not attempt," I want you to attempt exactly what the people are doing. You are not allowed to communicate to anyone your reasons for doing this.

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

The next time you see something on TV with a caption saying something along the lines of "do not attempt," I want you to attempt exactly what the people are doing. You are not allowed to communicate to anyone your reasons for doing this.

 

 

 

Wasn't a wish haha

I dont need a siggy no moar.

The next time you see something on TV with a caption saying something along the lines of "do not attempt," I wish for you to attempt exactly what the people are doing. You are not allowed to communicate to anyone your reasons for doing this.

 

 

 

Better? :)

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

Granted, except I "Jump off a 2 story building and land on a cushion." :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish you would jump out of a plain and land on a cushion. And then the plane does a nose dive into you

I dont need a siggy no moar.

banned for using this size

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I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

.signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If

Ok,banned because you annoy me.

 

 

 

I wish I was known world wide as The Sarcasticlysm,and my special attack would be known as The Sarcasmic Rapture...I'd be a wrestler

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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