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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Not granted, because I always turn off the lights before I leave.

 

 

 

I wish that I'd meet Bob the Builder in real life, then I'd tell him: "You suck!!!" and shoot him with a gun.

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, but he uses a cement mixer and blocks up the barrel of ALL your guns.

 

 

 

I wish I never break a bone in my body...

I dont need a siggy no moar.

you dont break a bone...they just all turn to mush =)

 

 

 

i wish i knew what i could wish for

captain insano show no moicy.....

supreme dictator of the shadow weavers!

medals: slayer of underlings, advanced beer guzzler, tree whacker, supreme bum! (oh i own)

You now know that you can wish for anything, but it will get corrupted anyway, and you have a nervous breakdown.

 

 

 

I wish for a monitor that could show red and not just green and blue.

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An accident leaves you colorblind, so it doesn't really matter :P

 

 

 

I wish for you to drink adequate amounts of fluid and get plenty of exercise.

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

Granted, now you get an endless bottle of sal[bleep]er, and will be endlessly chased by a rabid man eating demon of deadly doom :shock: !

 

 

 

I wish for steak...steak would be good.

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

granted but you forget where you put it...

 

 

 

i wish i could make people disappear (and dont do the old corrupts...well ill have to say it if i dont want it to happend...i can get bored, killed, someone else i know cant get killed, i cant lose my powers, cant be hated, kidnapped, cant have any accidents of some sort, cant be in a koma and anything else that may corrupt this wish in BORING way)

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I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

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That's actually a relatively simple wish to grant. All you need to do is take a sharp object to your eyes...

 

 

 

I wish I had a spidey-sense (without all the villains and painful radioactive spider bites, thank you)

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

yay he was creative! :D =D> =D> =D>

 

 

 

i wish to not witness anyone die again in my life...its horrible (and again this does not mean anyone i know or care about will die when im not next to them and i wont die nor fall asleep for a million years, no koma and you know the rest...be creative like noname713 was \:D/ )

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noname kills you with his spidey powers (you didn't corrupt his wish..)

 

 

 

I wish I could morph into a fish

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granted but you cant morph back

 

 

 

i wish i had a fish right here right now (cooked, not poisoned, and really really tasty :-w \' ::' :thumbsup: )

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Granted, the fish is magical, when you eat it you become a fish in the oceon fleeing from a fishing rod. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that George W. Bush would say "I suck so bad!!!" in puplic.

granted but he didnt understand the word piblic and said it to his mother (if she's even alive lol...whats her name any way?)

 

 

 

i wish there was no crime in the world (c'mon you've got to appreciate this wish!)

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I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

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Granted, but movies get boring as there are no villains to keep the movies exciting.

 

 

 

I wish flava0falcon would learn that if he wants to use misspelled words, he should use MISSPELLED word, I spellt puplic correctly.

lol! ofcours you spelt "puplic" correctly! lmao!

 

 

 

i wish for *********

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Well, at least I spelled it better than you. :roll:

 

 

 

Not granted, since dirty language isn't allowed on these forums.

 

 

 

I wish I would meet an old man on the streets, then I would say, "Who the hell are you?", and then he opens his mouth I would slap him and say "Who the hell are you?" and then he opens his mouth I would slap him again and say "Who the hell are you?" and...

why do you always think i use dirty language?! i just pressed * few times thats it!

 

 

 

granted but that old man is your daddy!!!!

 

 

 

i wish my daddy will be the best daddy in the "oh yeah, my daddy beat your daddy" game

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I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

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Granted, but everyone else quits the game.

 

 

 

I wish I would meet an old man on the streets The old man would be a total stranger, not my father as he is less than 50 years old., then I would say, "Who the hell are you?", and then he opens his mouth I would slap him and say "Who the hell are you?" and then he opens his mouth I would slap him again and say "Who the hell are you?" and...

Next time you meet someone who owns a sword-cane, show him some respect :roll:

 

 

 

I wish for you to lose something tomorrow :twisted:

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

Granted, but then he starts hacking people cuz he has no money and he hacks you!

 

 

 

I wish i was dead

i can sort this out if you want :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

 

 

i wish i won't have any more crappy days

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Granted,but you still have cruddy days.

 

 

 

I wish to eradicate all emos from this cruel world thingy

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

lol i wish i could grant your wish <.< :evil:

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Oh,spectacular.

 

 

 

I wish flava0falcon was a mime (meaning he is silent from now on)

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Granted, the circus guy also catches you, so you're also mime forever, and can from now on only do mime stuff.

 

 

 

I wish the evil circus guy won't get me as well.

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