granted i miss read your post i thort that you wanted a demon to kill stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had powers like the hot chearleader off heros (or her for a while ether would be good)

Granted. You turn into a girl. And you're goddamn ugly.

 

 

 

I wish I was uglier.

granted but then you get depresed very time you look in a mirror and turn anrexic and starve your self to death :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish people would stop corupting my wishes by turning me gay or into a girl (this is about the 4th time someone has corupted it like that)

Granted, but now they can turn you into a penguin with a blue Phat.

 

 

 

I wish I could wish more wishes about wishing that I need to wish for more wishes.

granted but you dont understand what you wrote so you simply turn into a pig :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish the speakers on my laptop went louder (i still want control over the volume and a fully working laptop)

Granted, seeing as I am a pig, I am a super-smart one at that, so I knock over your laptop and break it, then take the technology and make a Pig-Human thinger, and turn myself into a Human again. With an even bigger Man. \

 

 

 

I wish I could sit in the air, without anything preventing me to do so.

Granted, but you soon get a sore rear end since there is no such thing as an "air cushion."

 

 

 

I wish I could write as well as Roald Dahl.

granted

 

he gets jealous and kills you

 

i wish i had something to do

Granted. Silver Wits makes you look at her site.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't just make someone look at my site!!!!!!! :oops: :wall:

granted but then you go to jail for it.

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that tbm would die and everyone would love me and robgrout i love your ideas man peace brotha! 8-)

Granted, but then you never get a moment to yourself(even when your in the shower..!! :shock: ) because everyone's addicted to your presence..

 

 

 

I wish that numer0_un0 wasn't so mean...

Granted. She lets you pet her Dicorn.

 

I wish that she had a unicorn instead.

Granted, but she shoots you (or uses whatever weapon she has to kill you) because she thinks you stole the wings.

 

 

 

I wish zeinias would get into jail for life, in a cell always watched by FBI agents for wanting a forum member to die.

Granted.

 

I wish that TBM had moobs.

Granted, but then you become a male and get it too.

 

 

 

I wish George Walker Bush wouldn't be so damn dumb.

granted.

 

he is now so smart, he takes over the world and enforces everyone into slavery.

 

i wish i was george walker bush so i could rule.

Granted. TBM assinates you by swinging his moobs at you. [basically you ducked, and fell into a pit of tar that was behind you]

 

I wish that Neither TBM nor I had moobs anymore.

Granted, but you feel pain near your between your feet and body. I don't even wanna talk about that body part, so the reason for that isn't here.

 

 

 

I wish it would be impossible to post at similar time as someone else on this forum.

Granted, but you can only post once a week..

 

I wish people wouldn't assasinate others with their 'moobs' *shudders*

granted

 

they now attak in extremly large armys

 

i wish that the average "scapers" IQ was at least 100

...Granted, now their smarter then you!

 

 

 

I wish the person who made this thread would corrupt this wish...

...... *throws waterballoon at Dudecrush8*

 

I wish that I could fly

Granted, but while flying, you get sucked into a plane's jet engine.

 

 

 

I wish for... Some jam. Gooseberry, preferably.

Granted. The jam is a little sour though... oops! I must have forgotten to add sugar....

 

I wish that I knew how to cook something other than toast.

Granted, you now know how to cook the food you hate the most. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish the crappiest band in the universe would get arrested for crappiness.