Granted, it only eats apple pies, it is a problem because it goes into bakeries and other shops and EATS apple pies there.

 

 

 

I wish the FBI would stop that giraffe.

Granted, now the apple pie is mine! :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I could eat this pie.

You eat it, but it had some Raz0r blades in it #-o

 

 

 

Oh, dear, you are dead!

 

 

 

I wish I could have two wishes :

Granted, 2 wishes would be nice but wouldn't unlimited wishes be better?

 

 

 

I wish for unlimited wishes :-)

Oh boy. Guess what. You die. Want to know how? OK. Here's how.

 

 

 

 

 

With unlimited wishes... there is a catch. YOU MUST WISH THEM ALL... WITHOUT WISHING TO HAVE NO MORE WISHES. But... they're unlimited. So. Begin Day 1. *throat OK, jaw OK, ears OK.* End Day 1. *Throat parches, jaw painful, ears bored* Begin Day 5. *throat almost closed up, Jaw popping out of its bone sockets, ears on the verge of going deaf listening to almost the same crap all day*. End Day 5. *die of exhaustion, thirst and boredom at the same time.*

I wish for infinited $$$$$ :twisted:, so i can stop poverty.

Granted, but Bill Gates, Scrooge McDuck, Mr Burns and all kinds of billionaires, trillionaires and millionaires in the real world and in fiction are now your rivals. And will stop at nothing to get richer than you.

 

 

 

I wish some big goof would happen to me right now.

A giant Disney Character falls on you with an anoyingly nasal voice.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what morrowind mod I wanted to download right now... and nothing bad to happen when I download and play it.

Granted, but something bad happens when you try to find it. You lose your internet connection. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish Abraham Lincoln would get back to life not as a zombie, instead of what he looked like on age of 37 and will be voted as the president of the United States. I just hope he is a quick learner about the 21st century.

Granted, but to pay the price of himcoming back the rest of the worlds are zombies for a day and then dead the next.

 

 

 

I wish for pineapples.

Granted, but since your lamp is magical the [bleep]es on the pineapple keep on growing until you bleed to death.

 

 

 

I wish I'd be an animated character in an animated sitcom.

Granted, but you are killed when the producers decide they need a plot twist to increase ratings.

I wish some magician would use magic on a television so I can get into the real world. (well, it should work then an episode is repeating) Then I'd kill the producers for trying to kill me.

The producers kill you again after coming out of the t.v. because they are Arnold Schwartzeneger and the Predator thing from the movies.

 

 

 

I wish for another Garfield Comic book... (Book 38 to be specific)

Granted, however the pages aren't stuck in the book. One day you read outside, a wind blows all the pages away.

 

 

 

What are they gonna do about me if I shoot them first? :roll: I wish for an answer to this question.

your gun backfires and kills you. Everyone remebers you as the idiot who held a gun backward :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I had a free lifetime membership to RS :pray:

Granted, but you are cursed with bad luck. :twisted:

 

 

 

I did NOT hold the gun backwards. Someone tricked me, I wish I knew how the hell they did that.

Granted, but now you feel so dumb that you get depressed and hide in a corner for the next 89 weeks.

 

 

 

I wish EVERYTHING IN LIFE was bolded.

Wish granted. click spoiler.

 

[hide]GRANTED. EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS BOLDED. GUESS WHAT? IT'S ALSO IN FREAKING CAPS, AND THE LARGEST FONT POSSIBLE. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WANT EVERYTHING BOLDED. YOU DECIDE TO TAKE BACK YOUR FREAKING WISH, BEFORE THE WISH FAIRY SHOVES YOUR WISH BACK WHERE SHE THINKS IT BELONGS... In the forgotten realms of your mind.[/hide]

 

 

 

I wish that I was young and pretty and cute and nice and had a nice big bag of cotton candy... actually... I just want the cotton candy.. the rest you don't have to bother with.

the coton candy murders you in your sleep :uhh:

I wish any I mean ANY of the TV channels my father owns has one of the Sinnoh Pok̮̩̉̉mon episodes, goddamn it.

granted. however, your dad doesn't own the channels anymore.

 

And you turn blind.

 

Did I mention that you never ever ever ever ever ever ever watch tv again? hehehhe

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that someone would make me some potato salad.

Wish granted, and it was pretty darn good potato salad, only, your relatives visited and ate it before you got a chance to.

 

 

 

I wish I had some potato salad too... mmm potato salad.

Granted, you get it alright, 57 years old potato salad. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I'd become a demon and could do HUGE evilness. Then I'd make China the biggest slavery on this planet. And I had plenty of demonic friends to help me with those pathetic humans. And that slavery would last for 5,700 years, and no human would be able to stop the slavery, muahahahaha!!! :twisted:

Granted, but you're tiny, and nobody's scared.

 

 

 

I wish I had a million bucks.