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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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Yes,but you also have to do complex rituals for your god,and deal with a money lover like kakuzu...AND you don't have a kewl scythe like his to help you with killing,so err...Your god kinda forsakes you =P(No wiki,was from what I knew of the comics...Yeah I read those during the fillers,but they were chinese so,I may have confused hidan and any other guy...god this is a long bracket...)

 

 

 

Anyway,I wish I was...from a clan/family/whatever that all had cool eyes...say Uchiha or Hyuuga!But you know,it don't have to be a naruto clan.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

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Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

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Granted, only you are now a werewolf and all the village people go out and kill your clan/family.

 

 

 

I wish for a new drill

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Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

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Granted, but when you use it you make BIG holes in walls, and there is no way to turn the drill off.

 

 

 

I wish for a wireless DVD player that would never get out of battery or so on. Then I'd make people using their portable DVD players jealous in the nature jealous. :twisted:

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Granted but, the smiley you used kills you and runs away with the DVD player.

 

 

 

I wish for more jello...

 

 

 

ps. I got an awesome new cordless drill!!!! My wish came true! Woot! (12volt, RYOBI, Keyless chuck, ahhh life is good.)

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Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

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Granted but, they die on the job and I have to take their place again.

 

 

 

I wish for a life subscribtion to EVE-online.

 

 

 

ps. What isn't there to make sense about? You get the DVD player, you get killed by an evil smiley, and he takes it. It's granted, but, the people are jealous of the evil smiley now who isn't so evil anymore, he went to therapy... he now looks like this- :D .

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Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

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Granted, and it is succesful but, so many things go wrong to other people's wishes that you become paranoid and eventually go crazy... and then get hit by a car.

 

 

 

I wish for me not to get hurt in anyway in this next wish... I wish for pie!

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Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

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Granted. You get the wish to shoot the next guy you see. However, the fatass that's stealing people's food is not male... in fact, he's female! yes. so you can't shoot him at all... btw I think he is related to you... but I can't tell with the beard covering half her face. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that whomever read the above, laughed a little.

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Granted, but you get put on Death Sentence for the death of 1,000,000 goldfarmers.

 

 

 

I wish for TheBlazikenMaster's head.

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granted. however, due to you being the cause of one of Silver Wit's more boisterous parties, you get thrown out of hell....

 

 

 

I wish TBM didn't get thrown out of hell... he really knnows how to make a nice party with palm reading and tea leaf reading, and boiling marshmellows.

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You get into drivers ed. Lucky you. Too bad it's opposite day, so you're UNLUCKY you.

 

 

 

I wish I had 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,

 

000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 more wishes.

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Granted, now there are 150 hours, 75 are used for work, that's too bad, because, the fact that the days have more hours don't change how many hours of word a human can handle.

 

 

 

I wish I had the power to make inanimate objects evil and attack their owners. Then I'd make New York City the New DOOMED City, muahahahahaha!!!! :twisted:

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Granted. However, the warm melted cheese is past it's expirey date. so it kinda smells like your sweaty gym sock... oh wait... that is your sweaty gym sock... well.. you had the bowl of warm melted cheese... dunno where it went.

 

*hides cheese behind back... when the idiot is gone.. pulls it infront of herself, and takes a nice good sniff..*

 

 

 

I wish that no one would attempt to take the cheese from me.

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Granted, nobody is interested in your cheese because it's rotten.

 

 

 

I wish I'd see Superman flying in the sky while holding a Kryptonite then I'd yell: "Hey you, you are Clark Kent!!!!! Yeah, that's right I know all about you, you're from Krypton, your true name is Kal-El, your planet was destroyed, you lived in a farm as childhood, I have a lot of DVDs about you, and also some comics, you got nothing to hide Superfreak, everyone knows a damn about you!!!!!!"

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