Granted. But then he kills you for revealing his identity.

 

 

 

I wsh people wouldn't call me an idiot.

Granted, they call you the A word instead. No, I don't mean the word "[wagon]".

 

 

 

I wish I knew how the hell Superman could do it while I was holding a kryptonite. :roll:

Granted. (Superman can hire hitmen just like anyone else. :P)

 

 

 

I wish that I saved TBM from Superman and got a medal. And a big ham.

granted. The medal is fake, and the ham came from TBM... :anxious: :uhh: :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I wish TBM wouldn't kill me for referring to him in an oblique way as a piggy..

Granted, He hires a hitman to come kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had all the Family Guy DVDs.

Granted, but they're scratched beyond belief.

 

 

 

I wish that the ham was from a quality pig, and not from TBM!

Granted, but you become hamtose intolerant! :P

 

 

 

I wish for free Floor Section 1 Row A tickets to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra on December 9th! :pray:

Granted. However, the girl in your siggy steals them because she's mad at you for referring to her as a guy. Never mind the little stache she has on her face...

 

 

 

I wish that I had a beard too.

Granted, however the boy in my signature rips it off hair by hair. Blood spills everywhere.

 

 

 

I wish for snow. I don't want evil people coming to steal it, and I don't want someone changing the weather or something like that. I just want snow. And ice. That's it.

Granted, you freeze.

 

 

 

I wish for something hot.

It all of a sudden becomes 500 degrees farenheit and you're blood boils.

 

 

 

I wish I had a corrupted wish.

Granted, it's so corrupted that you die, and go to the WORST spot in hell after you die.

 

 

 

I wish I was 100% fireproof, then I'd play with my flamethrower.

Granted. However you end up in my really hot dream....

 

Me and the devil play Go-fish in the depts of hell for a huge bowl of potato salad, versus the flame thrower. Sadly the devil is you. more sadly, I win. I get both the flame thrower and the bowl of potato salad.

 

 

 

I wish I was the devil! :uhh: :ohnoes: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

granted you are now the devil in the must childish and repetive videogame ever. Having no change to escape or to sleep

 

 

 

I wish I had a cinnamon poptart agian

Granted. however... you get transferred into my video game. with the poptart.

 

I take the tart because I like tarts. :XD:

 

Well... inanimate ones anyways.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I wasn't stuck in a video game.

you get stuck in a card game instead =p

 

 

 

I wish I was a owner of a pizza shop

Granted. I get uber powers from some kind of yugi-oh thingy law. I smash you shop to smitherins.

 

 

 

I wish that I was a normal person with a boring normal life. :twisted:

Granted, but you are so normal that you are driven insane.

 

 

 

I wish that the worst possible thing happened to me. Please, do your worst.

Everyone and everything you know and hold dear is killed or destroyed in front of your eyes, in the most painful ways of torture known to man, and you are powerless to do anything to prevent it. Then, you yourself are tortured to within an inch of your life, and kept on the edge, hovering in between life and death, always in unimaginable pain until the Sun is extinguished.

 

 

 

(That bad enough?)

 

 

 

I wish that this doesn't happen to Rushrock. :P

It doesn't, but then you die because you realize that you're a zombie.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could use paint

Granted, too bad you never like the wall color, and still have the same painting skills as you used to have, you said "could use" not "be good at", what a waste of wish. :notalk:

 

 

 

I wish I had a mansion over 500,000 miles away with nothing but helicopters in it. Also, I want it to be only accessible by a magical door that leads to another planet that can handle A LOT more than any place on earth, that way I don't have to get rid of anything useful.

granted but a nuke comes through the portal and blows u and ur mansion up.

 

 

 

 

 

i wish pokemon were real.

Granted, too bad Team Rocket, Magma, Aqua and Team Galactic are the only humans from the Pok̮̩̉̉mon World that are also sent to earth. And they destroy the world within a week. And nothing on earth has any chance against Rayquaza, Groudon, Deoxys and all those legends. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I wish Superman would fix this mess, with help the Fantastic Fours.

granted but teh F4 kill superman and take over the world.

 

 

 

 

 

this one is for laughs.

 

 

 

i wish i was a girl.

Granted, too bad that you are sent to a school full of girls with a lot of manner and don't know the meaning of the word rudeness, and take stuff seriously, no laugh for you. :twisted:

 

 

 

Some villain used some kinda power to turn the F4 evil, too bad Superman is affected by the kryptonite, I wish the fantastic four would snap out of it and save Superman.