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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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granted irl, you have yardwork to do

 

 

 

i wish that everyone was a little bunnie!

It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted everyone turns into a little bunny for 5 min and ten turn back but then you get stuvk as a bunny and get hit by a car

 

 

 

I wish i would stop getting apple seeds from nests

Granted. You get potato seeds instead.

 

 

 

I wish I had more jelly beans.

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vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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granted. You cut so fast your hand comes off and you are forever branded as uber-emo

 

 

 

I wish I could access this site without using a proxy in my school because my computer at home is broken >.<

Granted your home computer is now fixed and the school un blocks the site but the net goes down forever

 

 

 

I wish abc didnt think i was emo -.-

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Granted, now he thinks you're a douchebag

 

 

 

I wish I had done my french coursework

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted. You do it so badly, you get kicked out of the class forever, and the teacher calls you names in French.

 

 

 

I wish no one ever called anyone names ever.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted instead they just kill you.( really didnt want to but this is corrupt a wish)

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to have sunday off from work!

Granted. You're fired.

 

 

 

I wish my wireless card worked.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
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blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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Granted. Jagex then stat resets you for macroing.

 

 

 

I wish I had 7 bajillion dollars irl.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted. Have fun paying taxes!

 

 

 

I wish I had a job.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
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blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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^If it gives me money, I don't care how much it sucks.

 

 

 

And granted, but you're dead, so you don't get to see it.

 

 

 

I wish I had 65 runecrafting already.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
17

 

blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

[/hide]Blog

If the world peace lasted forever i would die for it...

 

 

 

Granted but as soon as you get it you get distracted spill soda on your keyboard which causes your screen to spin then you get banned aftyer 10 min of not doing anything making it look like you were botting to stay loged in and in effect loosing your 65 crafting.

Granted. Rain of fire comes and smites you, then you get dipped into a pot of magic molten chocolate which turns you into pure chocolate, and they eat you.

 

 

 

I wish forsakenmage's chat never died.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Granted, you start remembering to not post a wish instead

 

 

 

I wish my mum wasn't being so annoying :evil:

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Granted. She never does anything with or for you again.

 

I wish I was the richest person ever, and no one hated me for it!

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted you are now the richest and most popular person alive! You buy a plane and take lessons to fly it.... One afternoon you are out over the ocean for an enjoyable fly around and you crash land on a deserted island and are never heard from again. Oh and for what ever reason you had all the money in the plane with you as gold and gems so you still have all your riches with you so dont worry your rich and on the beach but all you have to eat is coconuts and leaves enjoy your eternal stay in paradise. Oh and you get bit by a monkey and contract some nasty flesh eating disease but enjoy!

 

 

 

I wish for a sheet of paper.

Granted but it gives you a paper cut.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for all band-aids in the world to be burned to make Warcraft suffer! MWHAHAHAHA! <3's you

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Thank you Jopie for my wonderful Signature ^.^

Buckle-Up it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!

Granted. Unfortunately, warcraft just makes a band-aid out of paper to make up for it.

 

 

 

I wish warcraft had used better grammar in his reply to me.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

granted but i use horrid grammar and no punctuation ohandalso the other pplz posts in teh morning are at your night cuz tehy like 1/2 way round teh planet.

 

 

 

U kno what i wish i wish warcraft had'not made me has bad grammarz and i could go back to writing proper sent. because tis is rlly hrd to doooo

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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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