Granted, but you broke your leg and cant enjoy it.Oh and your computer along with your TV blew up.

 

 

 

I wish for a pie.

Granted you get a pie in the face.

 

I wish for a laser pointer

Omg. My computer! Nooooooo!

 

Granted. With that laser pointer, you cut off gaalia's head.

 

 

 

I wish my computer weren't gone. I don't care so much about the tv.

Granted your compuer was rebuilt with small animals as parts.

 

 

 

I wish you would use small animals

Granted. I use them wrongly.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to use small animals in any game or post so I don't keep forgetting.

Granted but now you have to use the word "potato" in each post on the wish forum.

 

 

 

I wish to see small animals jump past my room.

Granted. A potato whacks you in the head.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to post potatoes, or small animals, or anything else, in any game or post. Please?

Granted you no longer have to post animals or potatos you are free from the curse. But your toenails all fall off >.>

 

 

 

I wish for a can.

Granted. The can is the wrong size for whatever you wanted it for.

 

(Yay, free from the evil curse)

 

I wish for a unicorn.

Granted its horn peirces your heart.

 

 

 

I wish for a good drop.

Granted. A pker comes and wtf-pwns you right afterwards.

 

 

 

I wish I had a heart for the unicorn to pierce.

Granted but it explodes right after.

 

 

 

I wish I got a good drop ...

Granted. Instead of a pker, this time the corporeal beast comes and wtf-pwns you right after.

 

 

 

I wish I could pk.

Granted you can pk now but you die so easyly

 

 

 

I wish i was good at pking.

Granted. But you can't pk as well as I, so I kill you everytime you are about to attack someone.

 

 

 

I wish I knew where the pking thing came from.

Granted i said i was going to pk my girlfriend, but no you forget again.

 

 

 

I wish for a penny.

Granted, but it's glued to the ground.

 

 

 

I wish this thread didn't grow two pages in between my posts.

Granted, I'm a zombie.

 

 

 

I wish who am i and warcraft would come back.

Granted I is here but alas the down side i dont think you are=[

 

 

 

I wish for play mates to join me

Granted, they are Hitler and Micheal Jackson. Have fun.

 

 

 

I wish I could paint the future.

Granted you see that you die 5 min after you get the ability....

 

 

 

I wish I could walk through walls.

Granted, but you resolidify while inside a wall and your body is destroyed.

 

 

 

I wish I could sleep all the time.

Granted but you cant ever wake up and ypou are forever burning and you still feel the pain.

 

 

 

I wish I didnt have flat feet.

Granted, but you lose your feet, and all ability to walk.

 

 

 

I wish I could breath fire.

Granted but it melts your face away and your mouth and throat.

 

 

 

I wish i was fireproof