Granted, you wish you could come up with unique wishes.

 

 

 

I wish I could come up with a unique wish. =P

You come up with a unique wish but people start copying you that it loses its originality.

 

I wish I had a carrot that was carved to look like the lateral ventricle.

Granted, you choke and die.

 

 

 

I wish I played forum games.

Granted, but I had to cut yours out to have a visual aide.

 

 

 

I wish I could get better drops from my slayer tasks.

Granted, you get rich and quit

 

 

 

I wish I was abc1230

There is no way to make that wish any worse than it already is. :lol:

 

I wish I could be a ninja.

Granted, you go to jail for murder

 

 

 

I wish I had a tif account.

Granted, you now have a post count of zero and are hated on for not being an old member

 

 

 

I wish for more smileys. :pray:

Granted. However, the smilies are evil and jump out of the computer and eat you.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had all the money I need for college.

Granted, but you blow it all on a party.

 

 

 

I wish that I had a statue of me in the middle of the G.E. that had an option to recharge health at.

Built it, but Osama Bin Ladin bombed the G.E :x

Granted, too bad you didnt wish for anything, it would have come true.

 

 

 

I wish I had a bucket.

Granted. Someone straps a bucket onto your head, secures it, locks it, and throws the key away.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I would never again have a problem with my home network and internet connection.

Granted, but you suddenly get mauled by a badger and taken to the hospital, where a surgeon trips and accidentally thrusts a scalpel through your forehead, killing you.

 

 

 

I wish to be accepted into the University of Oklahoma's school of meteorology.

Granted. You go there only to have all your stuff stolen by your roommate a few weeks before the school goes bankrupt.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had unlimited strawberry and banana milkshakes that I could make appear wherever and whenever I wanted.

granted but you get hit by a meteorite and never get to enjoy them.

 

 

 

i wish for the person to grant my wish to get an undead army that will kill them.

Granted. However, after the army is done killing me, they turn on you and kill you too.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I wasn't dead.

Granted, but u lost your body and now your head is in a jar of pickles

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that iwas an idiot

Granted. However, since you are an idiot, you decide one day to stand up on a roller coaster just before it goes into a tunnel and you end up decapitated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish all the snow would go away (just in the places I have to drive/go to on a regular basis; it's fine on the mountains).

Granted but you and your car are now frozen in place.

 

 

 

I wish I had a stick that doesn't cause me harm in anyway, even if I stab myself with it.

Granted. However, it takes control of you and forces you to kill everyone around you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my English teacher wouldn't have assigned a 500-page book as homework over Spring Break.

Granted...

 

it's now a 1000 page essay :thumbsup:

 

 

 

I wish i had enough gold charms to get me to level 70

Granted you get to level 70 but it takes you 60 years. You die the very second you get level 70.

 

 

 

I wish I had $1,000,000 in cash.

Granted. However, as you leave the bank you notice some insects crawling into and out of the briefcase holding the money. You open the briefcase to find that the insects have eaten all the money.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had access to whatever computer parts my heart desired.

Granted, but they explode on contact.

 

 

 

I wish I had a $22 and fifty cents. :pray: