Granted, Although you are thrown in jail the next day for holding up a gas station

 

 

 

I wish I had played rs years ago when Christmas crackers were dropped and would've picked up 100+ =)

Granted. However, after picking them up, you, like pretty much everyone else, dropped all of them because they were worthless.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there were bouncy balls that could be used as weapons in RS.

Granted, but they are so powerful they destroy the combat triangle and RS falls apart.

 

 

 

I wish for magic.

Granted, but as you learn magic you fail a spell, and the result is that you did set your house on fire killing all your family and you can't find an escape.

 

 

 

i wish deep soothing massage given to me by Dr. [garden tool] (if you don't know who he is look him up)

Granted, but he breaks your neck during the massage, dying in pain.

 

 

 

I wish for Jagex Ownership.

Granted, but he breaks your neck during the massage, dying in pain.

 

 

 

I wish for Jagex Ownership.

 

 

 

Granted, but since you did not say "I wish to own Jagex", some random Indian guy who can't speak English became the sole owner of Jagex Ltd.

 

 

 

i wish for world peace and corn tortillas falling from the sky.

Granted but they falling corn tortillas cause a panic and people start rioting and looting and then returning to their old ways. They destroy all the corn tortillas and WW502 starts. :?

 

 

 

I wish I had an unlimited supply of ice cream that would never melt.

Granted but the ice cream would be destroyed by getting zapped by ma laz0r.

 

 

 

I wish for the ability to stop time itself.

Granted, but unfortunately you don't have the ability to start time again and you are trapped in a timeless limbo.

 

 

 

I wish I had a Chic-Fil-A number 4 with extra fries.

Granted but the food is posioned.

 

 

 

I wish I knew every single thing in the world

Granted, but your brain's size is now relative to all that you know, aka, your head explodes.

 

 

 

I wish this guy wasnt so happy ---> :lol:

Granted. Now he's so depresed he buys a gun and shoots you.

 

 

 

I wish I could go back in time and live there.

Granted, you try to watch out for the dinosaurs but within a week you're a t-rex's snack.

 

 

 

I wish I could ride a unicycle.

Granted but all the unicycles in the world are destroyed and every single human forgets how to make them until the end of time.

 

 

 

I wish for a sign that said "free cookies!!!"

Granted, the sign says "Free cookies!!!". But its written in a dead language that no one on the face of the earth knows how to read.

 

 

 

I wish gas was cheaper.

Granted it's cheaper on the stock market but the gas stations sell it for the same price.

 

 

 

I wish I could fluently speak ancient mayan.

Granted, but you still can't read the "free cookies" sign :)

 

 

 

I wish dogs could talk

didn't I already corrupt a wish like that?

 

 

 

*sigh* granted but they tell everyone your deepest secrets and add that you're a murderer and will kill them all. Everyone believes them and they kill you.

 

 

 

I wish I had unlimited gummy bears that spawned right besides me and I could start/stop the gummy bear spawning whenever I chose.

Granted, but all of the gummy bears are poisonous, d'oh!

 

 

 

I wish dogs could talk.

 

Wait, no, I wish I lived in an orbiting satellite-colony around the Earth

I will process both of your wishes at once.

 

 

 

Granted but the talking dogs over power the entire crew and throw them (and you) out into space.

 

 

 

I wish I had a pink diamond that was safely resting on the palm of my hand and could not harm me in any way.

Granted. However, some random person sees the diamond and kills you for it.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that politicians would always tell the truth and that people would be smart enough to only vote for those who want to do what is right.

Granted but due to conflicting views of what is right the united states and russia go to war and blow everyone in the world up with nukes.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have such a big headache.

granted but you had to be frozen in ice for over 9000 years to acheive it( :twss: )

 

 

 

i wish i had a pet corporeal beast

Granted but he is still aggressive and kills you.

 

 

 

I wish my memory card didn't delete all my data on CC. Just beat dark serge and have to start all over. :x

Granted but Dark Serge comes back and kills you; thus, you have to start over again.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what CC was