Granted, but a dog breaks into your house and eats it.

 

I wish that dog had some kind of superpowers.

Granted. IT HAS A HIGH PICKPOCKETING LEVEL.

 

I wish for a high thieving level as well...

Granted, you are a professional thief, but unfortunately that won't save you from the cops.

 

I wish the thieving level would in fact save silver_wits from the cops.

Granted.. it does save Silver Wits from the cops.. but not from the crowd of angry, pitchfork weilding citizens..

 

I wish that I could fly!

Granted, you get a helicopter, but you suck at using it, but you can use it nevertheless.

 

I wish for a bullet proof body, then I'd make a lot of gangsters with guns in their hands angry.

Granted. all your hair falls out... this makes you unable to get a girlfriend.

 

I wish TBM could get a gf with his hair falling out...

Granted, he gets you as a girlfriend.

 

I wish that Silver_Wits had a hamster.

Granted. killerred005 is my shiny new hamster. :twisted:

 

I wish that people wouldn't automatically assume I want a boyfriend... :unsure:

Granted. Whenever people see you with a female friend, the ask if she's your girlfriend.

 

I wish I had a nice slice of chocolate creme pie right now

Granted, but you are chained to the desk...that happens to be out of reach of the pie. Your options are to gnaw off your limb or go without the pie.

 

I wish the laughing smiley would make a triumphant return.

Granted, he comes back and everyone is so happy they spam all the threads with the laughing smiley thus nuking every thread and Tif explodes.

 

I wish for ice cream.

Granted, but it happens to be at a temperature of 0 kelvin.

 

I wish for a bowl of oxygen.

Granted. But this bowl of oxygen is your ONLY oxygen, as you are transported to mars to get it.

 

I wish somethign exciting would happen

Granted, the excitement is to great for your dear old heart, and a bear tears it out.

 

I wish for a tuna in a kumquat tree.

Granted. however, an evil kitty climbs the tree, eats the tuna, then lands, claws first on your face.

 

your skin gets ripped off and you're scalped as well.

 

I wish that death wasn't hurt by me granting his wish...

Granted, by some odd twist of face Hex was injured severely. Death was left with mild face scarring.

 

I wish I had some Zenmed.

Granted. however it's useless.

 

I wish I had a knife. a really sharp one too!

Granted, but you drop it and it breaks in half.

 

I wish for a red herring in a bath of orange juice.

granted. however it's inedible because the herring is raw.

 

I wish for kitty to purr more...

Granted, she purrs nonstop.

 

I wish for a plate of grape juice with a tall glass of avacado.

granted. it's poisoned.

 

I wish that the cat would stop this infernal purring!

Granted, she resumes her normal purring schedule, much to your chagrin.

 

I wish for an orangutang in a box.

Granted, but it runs away.

 

I wish TheAmazingAtheist would get the nr. 1 most subscribed on YouTube spot.

Granted. but everyone else is number 1.

 

I wish that I had the ability to eat pie.

Granted, unfortunately that's all you can eat from now on, you are allergic to anything else..

 

Granted. but everyone else is number 1.

How is that even possible?

 

I wish whoever posts next will explain why.