Psycho_Robot Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Granted but he flings feces around between volleys and you both get kicked out. I wish I could have spaghetti whenever I wanted without having to cook it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Granted, every time you touch uncooked spaghetti it automaticlly becomes cooked. The first time you do it, the spaghetti gets on the floor. Too bad the spaghetti is now dirty when you take it off the floor. I wish for a new boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relaxeddude Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 granted. meet your new boss and yeah i want fries with that I wish for a good grade on my math test tomorrow ~you don't always know where you stand till you know that you won't run away~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Granted, you get A+, but the next day your teacher realizes that you were cheating in the test by "wishing" for a good grade, so s/he forces you to take the test again. I wish the Burger King mascot is my father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_pretzel1 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Granted, but he makes you cook hamburgers for him for the rest of his life. I wish I had every game in the world and could understand them and they would always work perfectly. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You? Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Granted, but you don't have any console's or PC with which to play them. I wish I could jump really high. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Granted, you jump all the way to space, and crash into another planet, and die. I wish the Pepsi company would run out of business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Granted, but the huge loss of jobs makes employment extremely hard to find for you, your friends, and your family. I wish my headphones worked better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Granted, they work too well, you can now hear a lot of stuff you don't wanna hear. I wish the McDonald's Clown would commit suicide, and nothing bad would happen to me after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Granted, he dies and no consequences befall you. The guilt slowly eats you up inside. I wish I had a water bottle that never ran out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 granted. you accidently drown because it tipped over, and flooded your room while you were asleep. I wish that I was warm and snug in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Granted, you feel so warm and comfortable that you never want to get out of bed. So you spend the rest of your days sleeping, and never wake up, and your social life slowly fades away. I wish to be treated like a true king, keep in mind that I don't wish to become a king, just to be treated like one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Granted. you are assassinated. I wish that I did not have a cough and cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Granted, instead you start burning. I wish Gladstone Gander would be my next-door neighbor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Granted, but he's one of those neighbors that never mows his lawn and takes his dog out to poop in your yard. I wish today was Friday. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Granted, you find a restaurant that says "Free burgers on Fridays", and you get a free burger. Eventually, you become so fat you can't even move. I wish for an epic pwnage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Granted, you pwn epically, but ultimately it means nothing and you find yourself wishing you had spent your time better. I wish Twilight would just go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Granted, everyone forgets about the Twilight movies, but it gets replaced by even worse overrated piece of crap movie series. I wish the Coca-Cola company would be 576% richer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_pretzel1 Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Granted, but then they stop selling soda's because they don't need to sell them. I wish I could think of a wish to make. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You? Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Granted, but it's so complicated, that you don't even know what you're wishing for exactly. I wish Coca-Cola the live-action movie would be out in theaters now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Granted, but they sink so much money into the movie that they go bankrupt. I wish TBM had called it the Coca-Cola live-action commercial like its supposed to be called Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Granted, but I wasn't talking about any commercial, I was talking about a live-action movie. But I do it anyway, but nothing interesting happens since there are already coca-cola live-action commercials. Granted, but they sink so much money into the movie that they go bankrupt.I wish the Coca-Cola live-action movie would become a box office success so they will gain a lot more money than they wasted making the film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Granted. It makes so much money that they stop producing coke and go into the movie industry full-time. I wish TBM realised that its still a commercial even if its masquerading as movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Granted, but I still prefer to call it a movie. I wish a helicopter would follow me anywhere I go and protect me no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Granted, but as it protects you, it accidentally shoots you with a stray bullet. I wish I had a real, fully functional Aperture Science Hand-held Portal Device Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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