Granted but he flings feces around between volleys and you both get kicked out.

 

I wish I could have spaghetti whenever I wanted without having to cook it

Granted, every time you touch uncooked spaghetti it automaticlly becomes cooked. The first time you do it, the spaghetti gets on the floor. Too bad the spaghetti is now dirty when you take it off the floor.

 

I wish for a new boss.

granted. meet your new boss and yeah i want fries with that

 

I wish for a good grade on my math test tomorrow

Granted, you get A+, but the next day your teacher realizes that you were cheating in the test by "wishing" for a good grade, so s/he forces you to take the test again.

 

I wish the Burger King mascot is my father.

Granted, but he makes you cook hamburgers for him for the rest of his life.

 

I wish I had every game in the world and could understand them and they would always work perfectly.

Granted, but you don't have any console's or PC with which to play them.

 

I wish I could jump really high.

Granted, you jump all the way to space, and crash into another planet, and die.

 

I wish the Pepsi company would run out of business.

Granted, but the huge loss of jobs makes employment extremely hard to find for you, your friends, and your family.

 

I wish my headphones worked better

Granted, they work too well, you can now hear a lot of stuff you don't wanna hear.

 

I wish the McDonald's Clown would commit suicide, and nothing bad would happen to me after that.

Granted, he dies and no consequences befall you. The guilt slowly eats you up inside.

 

I wish I had a water bottle that never ran out.

granted. you accidently drown because it tipped over, and flooded your room while you were asleep.

 

I wish that I was warm and snug in bed.

Granted, you feel so warm and comfortable that you never want to get out of bed. So you spend the rest of your days sleeping, and never wake up, and your social life slowly fades away.

 

I wish to be treated like a true king, keep in mind that I don't wish to become a king, just to be treated like one.

Granted. you are assassinated.

 

I wish that I did not have a cough and cold.

Granted, instead you start burning.

 

I wish Gladstone Gander would be my next-door neighbor.

Granted, but he's one of those neighbors that never mows his lawn and takes his dog out to poop in your yard.

 

I wish today was Friday.

Granted, you find a restaurant that says "Free burgers on Fridays", and you get a free burger. Eventually, you become so fat you can't even move.

 

I wish for an epic pwnage.

Granted, you pwn epically, but ultimately it means nothing and you find yourself wishing you had spent your time better.

 

I wish Twilight would just go away.

Granted, everyone forgets about the Twilight movies, but it gets replaced by even worse overrated piece of crap movie series.

 

I wish the Coca-Cola company would be 576% richer.

Granted, but then they stop selling soda's because they don't need to sell them.

 

I wish I could think of a wish to make.

Granted, but it's so complicated, that you don't even know what you're wishing for exactly.

 

I wish Coca-Cola the live-action movie would be out in theaters now.

Granted, but they sink so much money into the movie that they go bankrupt.

 

I wish TBM had called it the Coca-Cola live-action commercial like its supposed to be called

Granted, but I wasn't talking about any commercial, I was talking about a live-action movie. But I do it anyway, but nothing interesting happens since there are already coca-cola live-action commercials.

 

Granted, but they sink so much money into the movie that they go bankrupt.

I wish the Coca-Cola live-action movie would become a box office success so they will gain a lot more money than they wasted making the film.

Granted. It makes so much money that they stop producing coke and go into the movie industry full-time.

 

I wish TBM realised that its still a commercial even if its masquerading as movie

Granted, but I still prefer to call it a movie.

 

I wish a helicopter would follow me anywhere I go and protect me no matter what.

Granted, but as it protects you, it accidentally shoots you with a stray bullet.

 

I wish I had a real, fully functional Aperture Science Hand-held Portal Device