errrrr your wish shatters in to a million peices...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the guy above me could learn some common grammer.

Yes, well some things aren't wishable are they?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my alter-ego would acheive world domination and eat kittens :o

well it happened but because of the high loard of genies it was denied

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could find the missing sock

You find it but your feet are mauled the day after by a giant crap whilst walking along the beach.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could have a big stompy robot with more lazers than a university science department.

You get a stompy robot but become an angst-ridden Japanese boy, with a unresolved oedipus complex and an unpleasant bedside manner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a flag...and some cake...wait,wait, just the cake.

I get the cake for you and hire a clown to through it in your face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a wish that could wish for a fish

You get your wish that you could wish for a fish unfortunately your mouth has fallen off and you are unable to wish your wish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had 7,4365,2563,5657.093882754 more mishes

the .093882754 malfunctions because it is not a full wish and the other wishes dissappeared.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a stompy robot but become an angst-ridden Japanese boy, with a unresolved oedipus complex and an unpleasant bedside manner.

 

 

 

And i thought Smoke was the sick one between you two.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could understand why wishing wishes is the wish of most wishful thinkers on this wishing topic where evil wishful people corrupt my wishes.

You do, but then it confuses you and your brain's neurons overload and fail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish nothing would happen to me.

um that would mean that you were dead, so you want to be dead?

 

 

 

and I thought my wish was perfectly clear so my head is in one piece thank you very much.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that rs noobs were destroyed. (I no longer play rs so I don't fall in that category)

They were but new noobies were made, noobicus maximus to the rarer goddamend beggarius and even the cockius stupidus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my mouth didn't fall off every time I tried to say "How much would a wood chuck, chuck would a wood chuck wood chuck wood" really fast

it wont, it'll crumble into dust instead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that the pengiuns in argoudne zoo would stop stealing my sanity

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my alter-ego would acheive world domination and eat kittens :o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

U R SO EVIL!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well,they dont and you go insane.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that my couisin had a wish that was i had a wish that i had a penny. :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT:OFF-TOPIC:QUOTE:>(I no longer play rs)< does that mean i can have ur acc??

your cousin gets the penny and keeps it from you for asking for someones acc. Its against the rules.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had an alter ego that had a mystical scythe which he used to wreak havoc on the world and rip the souls out of everyone who had ever bothered/flammed/serverly annoyed me and acheived world domination while the other me is not affected by this in anyway except in good ways. Also my alterego automaticaly rips the soul out of the person who figures out how to corrupt this and by doing so they can't corrupt this wish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh i also wish that i had a pet cat so i could fry him up put some hot sauce on it and then i ea..... I mean play with him and love him like a brother......yea thats what I meant.......

I wish that I could understand the wishful wisher that wished above me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I also wish that people would stop asking for my account since it is plain rude.

BwAhAhA ThE N00Bs CoMe AnD BoMbArD YoU WiTh ReQuEsTs FoR YoUr AcCoUnT.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the p2p players would not look down on me anymore.

They don't look down on you anymore, they hang you up on top of Varrock palace and throw pies at you mwuahahahahahahaha.

 

 

 

I wish someone would wish for themselves to explode.

If they would they would possibly blow u up 2...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish this wish won't be corrupted (don't answer with: 'Oops, 2 late!')

It doesn't but what good does that do?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that wish's could wish away the wishy-washy wisher that wished above me. (and that someone can say that 20 times fast)

The wishes wish-wash the wisher above you but then you're on your own and become lonely.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Gaalsien wasn't such a backstabbing son-of-a-gun on Timesplitters.

well that would be good but... then the world would be perfect and thus imperfect so the wish was denied because it unbalanced the universe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that time was more flexible

2 bad, it isn't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I found Full Dharok's between the goblins in Lumbridge.

Too bad, you don't ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that life wasn't based on little scraps of paper.

It isn't, it's based on carbon. (LMAO. All those biology lessons are finnally paying off.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could introduce a virus which killed off all the men in G &S:TOTC

It does, but you're too dead to enjoy the results.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish life involved more laserguns.