May 13, 201115 yr Granted, now people use the word genius to describe smart since the definition has changed. I wish Adolf Hitler would raise from the death and become king. Oh noes, what have I done? :ohnoes:
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, the UN agrees to let the US and Russia launch 20 nuclear warheads on his palace, completely decimating him and any of his followers. I wish you would stop corrupting my dream of a unicorn... [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide]
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, but someone else does. I wish I could see into the future at my own free will, then I'd use that ability to cheat in gambling. :twisted:
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, but you're not allowed to bet more than $1. I wish I had more friends that don't try to kill me. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body.
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, but they all misunderstand you. Sure they don't kill you but their misunderstanding of you causes you a lot of pain. I wish the next time I attempt to stop a crime RoboCop would beat me to it.
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, but the RoboCop malfunctions halfway through the job and you have to finish it. I wish I had a girlfriend. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body.
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, she abuses you, and is annoying. Unfortunately destiny has decided that you can't divorce her, so you're always stuck with her. I wish I could un-shoot people. Meaning I can reverse the effects of people who have been shot. Then I'd save hell a lot of lives.
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, but you have no control over when this happens, so right after you shoot someone, they are unshot and shoot you. I wish I could have a funeral for my dead unicorn dreams. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide]
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, but no one shows up and they can't find the body of your dreams to bury. I wish I had a loving (towards me) girlfriend. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body.
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, but she is so loving that she becomes obsessive and extremely over protective. You can't even talk to another female without her hugging you and telling them off. I wish I could move on past my unicorn obsession. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide]
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, you are now obsessed with elves. I wish Obama will be re-elected next year.
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, but he dies a week after his inauguration. I wish people would settle national disputes with non-violent things like cook-offs and athletic events rather than war. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body.
May 14, 201115 yr Granted. A grease fire kills all the athletes. Back to war, but everyone is less fit. I wish I get this project finished and turned in by Monday next week. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, but you forget to include your name, so you get no credit. I wish I had an army of elves to do my bidding MUAHAHA :twisted: [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide]
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, but the elves soon die of a plague that only affects elves. I wish I had a hot girlfriend that isn't overly protective of me but still loves me. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body.
May 14, 201115 yr Granted. She starts to bore you so you dump her, despite her unconditional eternal love. :( I wish for a.skdgbabsdjb.zlbnLENGR 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
May 14, 201115 yr Granted, but it gets lost in the mail because no one knows what it is. I wish for a 4.0 GPA. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body.
May 14, 201115 yr Granted. You get caught for hacking the school grading system. I wish for a caster shell! 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
May 15, 201115 yr Granted. You have no use for it in real life I wish that only good things could happen YouTube
May 15, 201115 yr Granted, but without anything bad happening, the world becomes boring and everyone dies of boredom. I wish I had a pet llama. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide]
May 15, 201115 yr Granted. You realize it's actually a lot of work and it stops being awesome after a month or so I wish YouTube
May 15, 201115 yr You wish. I wish for an angry Wookie. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
May 15, 201115 yr Granted, it kills you. I wish for a pet llama that someone else would take care of for me. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide]
May 15, 201115 yr Granted, but you don't pay them and they quit. I wish I didn't hate everyone. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body.
May 15, 201115 yr Granted, but everyone hates you. I wish I met a troll. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide]
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