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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, but he hits you with his club, knocking you unconscious and giving him time to run away.

 

I wish everyone liked me.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, but you hate everyone.

 

I wish to be a fish.

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Granted, but you soon drown outside of the water.

 

I wish everyone liked me and I liked them back.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Granted. Everyone kills everyone except you and you live the rest of your life alone

 

I wish people would try to stop finding loopholes in this game

Granted, but then the game is no longer fun.

 

I wish I had some beef jerky right now.

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unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

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Granted. You choke on it and die

 

I wish that only bad things could ever happen

Granted. You die and everything goes back to normal.

 

I wish I had the motivation to get up and get a pepsi from my fridge right now.

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unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

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Granted. But you're all out of pepsi.

 

I wish everyone was friends with everyone.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Granted. Everyone kills their friends

 

I wish my room didn't reek of body odor

Granted. It reeks of raccoon feces and urine.

 

I wish I had a pepsi.

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unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

[/hide]

Granted. You drown in it

 

I wish for AIDS

Granted. You die.

 

I wish I had a dollar.

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unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

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Granted. It's a DOLLAR OF DEATH

 

I wish for something insignificant

Granted. It's so insignificant that you don't ever use it.

 

I wish I could run a mile in under 4:00

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unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

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Granted. It's like that episode of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy where you run forever.

 

I wish thaetwklafjeljklas

Granted. It kills you.

 

I wish I had a doughnut.

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unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

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Granted. It tastes terrible though.

 

I wish people were nicer to me and to each other without any violence whatsoever.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Granted, it kills you.

 

I wish for a pair of Japanese macaques to do my dishes for me.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted. It kills you.

 

I wish I could fly.

[hide]

unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

[/hide]

Granted. You trip while flying and die.

 

I wish I had more friends.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Granted. Your only two friends, which are imaginary, give birth to another imaginary friend, who kills you.

 

I wish I could breathe under water and on land.

[hide]

unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

[/hide]

Granted. What you didn't count on was both at once, so you suffocate from the water vapor in the air.

 

I wish I had real friends that didn't try to kill me.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Granted, you become friends with two people who abuse you on a daily basis.

 

I wish I had a giraffe.

[hide]

unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

[/hide]

Granted, it kills you.

 

I wish it kills you.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Granted. It turns around and kills you next.

 

I wish I had 99 slayer.

[hide]

unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heart

do you farm guam like me sir ltk

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