Granted, throught is a combination of thought and through, so you have to think through in order to control your computer, which means you have to think A LOT.

 

I wish I had a gun with endless bullets that would magically appear in my pocket every time I look into my pocket, no matter what. Then I'd do a crime, get arrested and kill the guards while in jail. :twisted:

Granted. You are now the most evil person on the earth and feel terrible about yourself and shoot yourself with the magical gun.

 

I wish I could thoroughly enjoy any kind of music I listen to.

Wish granted, but to be able to do so, your body had to sacrifice all other senses. You now no longer have a sense of smell, you are blind, unable to feel things you touch, and essentially the only thing you can do, is hear.

 

I wish I was telekenetic.

Granted, but every time you use the power your head hurts.

 

I wish something incredibly ridiculous would happen to me right now.

Granted. But it's so ridiculous that when you tell people no one believes you and you start to think it wasn't true in the first place.

 

I wish I could pick me and 10 other people to be the only people left on Earth.

Granted, soon you guys run out of food. And since there are no people left who bring you food you die of hunger, therefore ending the human race.

 

I wish for a magical vending machine with endless amount of coca-cola. And I wouldn't need to use coins to use it. All I have to do is to click a bottom.

Granted. Someone finds out about it and smashes it because they're jealous that it only works for you.

 

I wish I had $1,000,000 to spend on anything I want.

Granted, but due to massive inflation it won't even be enough to pay for half a bread.

 

I wish I got paid more at work.

Granted, you get paid one cent more.

 

I wish the mysterious old man would teleport me to his maze in real life. Then I'd shoot him with my gun after he teleported me there.

Granted. You're now stuck in the maze and end up starving to death.

 

I wish I could fly of my own will and not have it lead to injury or death either.

Granted. It effectively turns you into a plant.

 

I wish I could see the future.

Granted, you become a gambling addict. And since you know exactly what's gonna happen next you get rich in no time.

 

A lot of people wanna beat you up for it.

 

I wish a statue of me would be in every US state.

Granted. But they're covered up with a big cloth because no one likes seeing them and they don't know who it even is.

 

I wish I could read people's minds.

Granted, you learn all the bad things people think of you.

 

I wish my face would be on any REAL US dollar bill. (the fake ones don't count.)

Granted. The government comes up with a $0.01 bill that no one uses and puts your face on it.

 

I wish I was clever and witty.

Granted, you're so clever and witty that you become a scientist nerd.

 

I wish to thank Hakaan for keeping on replying to this thread and keeping it alive. I really appreciate it, man.

Granted. Hakaan ignores your thanks and keeps posting.

 

I wish I had the willpower and confidence to do anything.

Granted, you fall from a helicopter without parachute and end up at a hospital.

 

I wish Adolf Hitler would admit that he's a homosexual in 1910.

Granted, but you're not alive to see it happen in person, and he censors it by all instances of it in print by 1935. By the time the year 2011 comes around, it is merely a vague rumor thought to have originated from cheap tabloids.

 

I wish for the Stalf of Goon.

Granted. It breaks and kills you.

 

I wish I could talk to people easily but still able to control what I say.

Granted, but while at a popular location strangers all listen to you well, and do exactly what you say. You said you wanted to talk to people easily, you didn't say which people.

 

I wish the S.978 bill will never be made into law.

Granted. A new bill is introduced that makes any bill automatically law, there's no steps in between.

 

I wish for a 100% safe teleporter that could take me wherever I want to go instantly at no cost to me.

Granted, you no longer walk or drive your car. However there are consequences. The consequences are that teleporting so much makes you vomit.

 

I wish to be the owner of the longest beard in the world, then I'd shave it.

Granted. You make some adoring fans because of it and when you shave it they all get angry and egg you.

 

Technically, my teleporter still works because it's at no cost to me, including physical costs.

But anyways, I wish for people to be more like me, where they don't go out of their way to talk to anyone, they mostly mind their own business.

Granted, everyone is like you, and you get bored of it since you can never have discussions or anything.

 

I wish I could use the no cops cheat code in real life.