Granted, he commits suicide.

 

I wish you'd post in LOTPW more even if there isn't a point. Just post your videos or rant or something. You'r shit's awesome.

Granted, I get banned from the forum for using a video with too much swearing. And you feel guilty about it and leave the forums.

 

I wish that Knuckles would come back to life, and keep on being my friend for the rest of both our lives. Which is eternity.

Granted. It's all a hallucination.

 

I wish.

Granted, but I corrupt it.

 

I wish I had no music preference whatsoever and I liked every song ever written.

Granted, someone sings about how you should kill yourself, so you do just that.

 

I wish talentless shows like X Factor and American Idol will be just banned. <_<

Granted. The people who watch those shows start a riot and kill a bunch of people.

 

I wish I was invisible.

Granted, you become a ghost and can never do anything.

 

I wish to be stuck in an elevator with someone extremely famous who wouldn't kill me.

 

Whether he likes me or hates me is totally up to you.

Granted, he tortures and rapes you for several weeks.

 

I wish plastic was plastic.

Granted, nothing interesting happens.

 

I wish to move out of my country Iceland and move to the country the United States of Shut The [bleep] Up.

 

And no, I did not say America, I said Shut The [bleep] Up.

Granted. Everybody hates you because you're so sexy and they're jealous.

 

I wish I was you.

Granted. You become you. Nothing changes.

 

I wish you aced your job interview and got the job

Granted, it turns out it's actually a brothel.

 

I wish for an extra thumb.

Granted, you now have a thumb permanently up your ass

 

I wish I had a tail

Granted, everyone laughs at you and calls you freak, even your most trusted friends since the tail is that silly.

 

I wish my dreams would shut the hell up about how Pokémon is the best, how I think it's a reality and so on. Seriously, it's getting on my nerves. <_<

Granted, you can no longer find joy in pokemon. Your life feels empty without it.

 

I wish I had a bottle of water that never emptied and never got warm

Then, granted.

 

I wish I never heard any spoilers for anything.

Granted. You think you're immortal and accidentally kill yourself.

 

I wish for a very wet trampoline.

Granted, it pees water endlessly.

 

I wish the president of China would do everything in his power to stop all the illegal wars Americans have started. And nothing will stand in his way. Nothing.

Granted. The sudden presence of a president in China causes the universe to explode.

 

I wish for more meat.

Granted. You get 100 lbs of cockroach meat.

 

I wish I did something meaningful once in a while.

Granted, you blow up the world

 

I wish I wasn't so [bleep]ing tired.

Granted, you're so enerig(however it's spelled) now that you can't even think straight.

 

I wish the word Pokémon wasn't only a word about those supernatural creatures, but also another meaning of the word awesome.

Granted, there are now so many words in the English language that all dictionaries everywhere explode.

 

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted, you have so much energy that you can't even think rationally.

 

I wish Knuckles the Echidna would train me and teach me everything he knows about boxing.

Granted. He uses you to demonstrate. You die.

 

I wish I was a professional dancer.