November 4, 201114 yr Granted, you also stop posting. I have no idea what to wish for, so I'll just share some of my cans of coca-cola with my genie, hope he likes it.
November 4, 201114 yr The genie is a Pepsi fan. You get beheaded. I wish this thread didn't exist. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-;
November 4, 201114 yr Granted, but your owner is an annoying prick who can't decide what he wants. I wish Wikipedia would stop claiming it needs "reliable sources" and just tell the truth to everyone. No exaggeration or anything like that.
November 4, 201114 yr Granted, you buy the lightweight perk. I wish for a happy birthday tomorrow. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body.
November 4, 201114 yr Granted, it's happy for your friends who take advantage of you. But for you, well let's just say that's another story. I wish trolls on the Internet who are trolls legitimately (and by that I mean those who never admit their mistakes) would be sent directly to a mental institution.
November 5, 201114 yr Granted. Mental institutions can't hold all the people so they throw the ones that don't fit in the ocean. I wish you could mark a topic on these forums as permanently read (I'm lookin' at you, LOTPW). Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body.
November 5, 201114 yr Granted, but it's broken beyond repair. I wish Charmed was still ongoing and there would be more new episodes.
November 5, 201114 yr Granted, but you bleed by touching them. I wish I was an evil taxi driver. :twisted: And the following things would happen: The taxi says "Taxi to the hospital" :twisted: And I'd shoot anyone who enters it without killing them and send them straight to the hospital. :twisted: The only people who would enter that taxi are people stupid enough to not read what the car really says. :twisted: Also, not even the FBI can stop me. :twisted: Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!! :twisted:
November 5, 201114 yr Granted, the taxi driver kills you before you can do anything. I wish I had more MEAT. YouTube
November 5, 201114 yr Granted, you get a moronic eathungry assraping tiger. Granted, the taxi driver kills you before you can do anything. What sense does that make? I am the taxi driver, so how the hell can I get killed by myself? I wish you'd explain to me. No jokes.
November 6, 201114 yr Granted, but you come up with the most generic way possible to corrupt the wish. I wish Jagex's next new skill introduced would be shooting. And at level 1 shooting I can use an ordinary pistol. And at level 99 I can use a nuclear explosion. And at level 30 I can use a shotgun. And at level 70 I can use a tank. You decide the rest.
November 6, 201114 yr Granted, they actually meant sailing. By the way, it's called range or whatever. I wish I could type more quickly. YouTube
November 6, 201114 yr Granted, you type so fast you throw up. I wish Jagex's next new skill introduced would be shooting. And at level 1 shooting I can use an ordinary pistol. And at level 99 I can use a nuclear explosion. And at level 30 I can use a shotgun. And at level 70 I can use a tank. You decide the rest. Also for real this time.
November 6, 201114 yr Granted, everybody quits because they should have just made it an addition to range. I wish my nails didn't grow. YouTube
November 7, 201114 yr Granted. Now you can't build a house due to shrunken nails. I wish my brother wasn't a slob.
November 8, 201114 yr Granted, you are cursed to have an ugly marker on your head for the rest of your life. I wish I was an evil taxi driver. :twisted: And the following things would happen: The taxi says "Taxi to the hospital" :twisted: And I'd shoot anyone who enters it without killing them and send them straight to the hospital. :twisted: The only people who would enter that taxi are people stupid enough to not read what the car really says. :twisted: Also, not even the FBI can stop me. :twisted: Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!! :twisted: [hide]Annoyed? Good. :twisted: [/hide]
November 8, 201114 yr I wish to be surrounded by my fans who follow me everywhere I go and praise me no matter what, and I'd never get tired of it. Also those fans would do literally everything for me and I don't even have to ask them. And not even riots can stop them. :twisted:
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