wizjany Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 you get fritoes, but they're poisonous and you die... I wish that I could get a free blue phat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraenasa Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 You get a free blue phat but then you get permantley banned for RWT. I wish I lose all my stuff fighting the Kalphite Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand_Overlord_Mly Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Granted. Do I even have to corrupt this one? Now, for the uncorruptable wish. Try to corrupt it if you dare. (I know I'm insane. Thank you for noticing.) I wish for a giant robot with the following statistics: 1: Indestructability. The machine's hull must be able to withstand all of its antimatter missiles being launched on to itself at once. 2: A closed circuit system and adequate living quarters for me and all of my crew, should my enemies find a way to disable the weapons systems. 3: The most advanced weapons in the universe. 3A: Antimatter missiles. It should have five tubes on each of its three shoulders, each tube able to hold up to 100 antimatter missiles, making the total AM storage amount 1.5K. Each antimatter missile must have enough power to end all life in the universe, aside from mine, if necessary. 3B: Nanite hands. Its hands must be made of the best nanites known to anything and be able to efficiently manipulate things around it. Its hands must also be able to transform instantly in to even the deadliest of weapons. The nanites must be smart enough to be able to fly back to me if they are fired off as weapons. 3C: Head-mounted artillery. It must have the following items mounted atop a small antenna on the top of its head: An antimatter torpedo launcher, a 300 duodecillion degree plasma launcher, and a Borg-made Cutting Beam. 3D: A black hole generator. The machine must be able to generate black holes, drop them out of its exhaust port, and be able to fly away from the black holes it creates. It must also be able to release two black holes at one time, for the creation of wormholes for instantaneous travel accross time and space. 4: The machine must be constructed primarily of nanites, so it will be able to rebuild instantly should it be somehow blown apart before me and my crew are destroyed. 5: A matter rearanger equipped with the data for creating the following things, flawlessly: 5A: All of the sexiest human females known to all life with slight brain alterations to make them insanely horny, should I have to kill all of the other people. 5B: Billions of nameless men and women, all age 21, with the yellow and blue shirts from Star Trek and trillions of the redshirted variety. Other cannonfodder is acceptable, if you can find soldiers from the same shows as the cannonfodder with equal or greater power than the yellow and blue shirts. 5C: A clone of me with a mental synching device on his head so that he will think exactly what I think until I am dead, at which point the earliest created clone that is still living shall take the role of me, and the matter rearranger should automatically create another of me. 5D: A clone of me, same as above, only with an indestructable shield around him. The machine should automatically create as many of these as it can if it senses all of me are about to die. 5E: Another of itself. It should automatically create this if it senses it is about to be killed hith no hope of reconstruction. 5F: Anything that comes within its scanning range. 6: It must have an indestructable, uncorruptable anticorruption device for decorrupting this wish if someone tries to corrupt it. You agree to grant all of this wish if you grant even the tiniest part of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randox Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Granted. But you accidently blow up the only place that can make the batteries you need. No other fuel sorce is compatible. Your machince runs out of power and all the nanites deactivate leaving the hull vulnerable to attack. A crazy hill billy breaks in using stolen military weapons, takes over the machine, kicks you and your crew and all your clones out, then makes modifications to allow your machine to run on antimatter. That or your crew mutinies :thumbsup: I wish tyo have a perfectly normal life where I get to die of old age (at 92 years old \ ). My death must be painless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 granted, but your life is so normal that you get bored... i wish that for more wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 You get an infinite amount of wishes, but only if they can be granted by a straw and a rubber band. I wish for the next person to corrupt my wish for a potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 you don't get a potato...and i never said that i wanted to use the wishes, so you didn't actually corrupt that... I wish for nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbook1 Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 i give u pie ha take that!!! i wish for another wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 granted, but it kills you I wish for nothing, something, or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbook1 Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 granted i wish that wizjany got banned from forum games =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 granted, but you too get banned i wish that you corrupt my wish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randox Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Granted. But nothing happens. I wish that people would wish for things that are fun to corrupt...and super computer :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 granted, but since i have to corrupt it i have to wish for something that's not fun to corrupt i wish for something that's not fun to corrupt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Granted. you get a raw egg.... trust me.. you don;t wnat this egg to become corrupted. like rotten. cause then it'll stink to high heaven if it breaks. I wish that someone would crack that egg over killerbook1's head. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 granted, but there's nothing in it.... I wish that this wish wasn't a wish so that my wish wouldn't be corrupted because it's a wish for a wish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 ...just then a chandelier fell on wizjany's head... he never got to finish his sentence. I wish for Twelve-pack of Bud Eleven Wrastling tickets Ten o' Copenhagen Nine years probation Eight table dancers Seven packs of Redman Six cans of Spam Five flannel shirts Four big mud tires Three shotgun shells Two hunting dogs ... And some parts to a Mustang GT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aspokaspofkjsopfkapo Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 ...just then a chandelier fell on wizjany's head... he never got to finish his sentence. I wish for Twelve-pack of Bud Eleven Wrastling tickets Ten o' Copenhagen Nine years probation Eight table dancers Seven packs of Redman Six cans of Spam Five flannel shirts Four big mud tires Three shotgun shells Two hunting dogs ... And some parts to a Mustang GT. -The 12 pack of bud is forever warm :twisted: -the wrestlers turn out to be 2 95 year old women -your Ten o' Copenhagen explodes -the judge hates you and gives you 100 years probation -the table dancers are men -the redman explodes -the spam is....well....spam -the flannel shirts burst into flames -the mud tires dont work -the shotgun shells are full of bird [cabbage] -the hunting dogs are rabid -you get a whole mustang GT but the price of gas rises to the price of $10,000 per gallon i wish to be a tipit forums admin : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 ...just then a chandelier fell on wizjany's head... he never got to finish his sentence. that was my sentence...if you'd know anything, you'd know my sentence always end like that... I wish that my wish that I wished that this wish wasn't a wish so that my wish wouldn't be corrupted because it's a wish for a wish would be wished for again so that someone can corrupt my wish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 You never corrupted the wish before yours. ...just then a chandelier fell on wizjany's head... he never got to finish his sentence. that was my sentence...if you'd know anything, you'd know my sentence always end like that... I wish that my wish that I wished that this wish wasn't a wish so that my wish wouldn't be corrupted because it's a wish for a wish would be wished for again so that someone can corrupt my wish... Uhhh... Earth explodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echofish Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Where's the wish? Hmm... Anyway! I wish that Australia wasn't in the future. Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 You never corrupted the wish before yours. ...just then a chandelier fell on wizjany's head... he never got to finish his sentence. that was my sentence...if you'd know anything, you'd know my sentence always end like that... I wish that my wish that I wished that this wish wasn't a wish so that my wish wouldn't be corrupted because it's a wish for a wish would be wished for again so that someone can corrupt my wish... Uhhh... Earth explodes. that didn't corrupt my wish.....it didn't even grant it... granted, but it appears in the past.. I wish for a shorter time period between posts being allowed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randox Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Ganted. But only in an alternate reality which you will never know about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 you forgot to wish... i wish people would remember to wish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 granted, but you forget to wish. chicken egg, [unknown], red egg, raven egg, green egg, vulture egg, blue egg I wish to know what the [unknown] is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Granted, but everyone forgets what [unknown] is. I wish for a dude who constantly does -.- Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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