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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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Granted. Do I even have to corrupt this one?

 

 

 

Now, for the uncorruptable wish. Try to corrupt it if you dare. (I know I'm insane. Thank you for noticing.)

 

 

 

I wish for a giant robot with the following statistics:

 

1: Indestructability. The machine's hull must be able to withstand all of its antimatter missiles being launched on to itself at once.

 

2: A closed circuit system and adequate living quarters for me and all of my crew, should my enemies find a way to disable the weapons systems.

 

3: The most advanced weapons in the universe.

 

3A: Antimatter missiles. It should have five tubes on each of its three shoulders, each tube able to hold up to 100 antimatter missiles, making the total AM storage amount 1.5K. Each antimatter missile must have enough power to end all life in the universe, aside from mine, if necessary.

 

3B: Nanite hands. Its hands must be made of the best nanites known to anything and be able to efficiently manipulate things around it. Its hands must also be able to transform instantly in to even the deadliest of weapons. The nanites must be smart enough to be able to fly back to me if they are fired off as weapons.

 

3C: Head-mounted artillery. It must have the following items mounted atop a small antenna on the top of its head: An antimatter torpedo launcher, a 300 duodecillion degree plasma launcher, and a Borg-made Cutting Beam.

 

3D: A black hole generator. The machine must be able to generate black holes, drop them out of its exhaust port, and be able to fly away from the black holes it creates. It must also be able to release two black holes at one time, for the creation of wormholes for instantaneous travel accross time and space.

 

4: The machine must be constructed primarily of nanites, so it will be able to rebuild instantly should it be somehow blown apart before me and my crew are destroyed.

 

5: A matter rearanger equipped with the data for creating the following things, flawlessly:

 

5A: All of the sexiest human females known to all life with slight brain alterations to make them insanely horny, should I have to kill all of the other people.

 

5B: Billions of nameless men and women, all age 21, with the yellow and blue shirts from Star Trek and trillions of the redshirted variety. Other cannonfodder is acceptable, if you can find soldiers from the same shows as the cannonfodder with equal or greater power than the yellow and blue shirts.

 

5C: A clone of me with a mental synching device on his head so that he will think exactly what I think until I am dead, at which point the earliest created clone that is still living shall take the role of me, and the matter rearranger should automatically create another of me.

 

5D: A clone of me, same as above, only with an indestructable shield around him. The machine should automatically create as many of these as it can if it senses all of me are about to die.

 

5E: Another of itself. It should automatically create this if it senses it is about to be killed hith no hope of reconstruction.

 

5F: Anything that comes within its scanning range.

 

6: It must have an indestructable, uncorruptable anticorruption device for decorrupting this wish if someone tries to corrupt it.

 

 

 

You agree to grant all of this wish if you grant even the tiniest part of it.

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Granted. But you accidently blow up the only place that can make the batteries you need. No other fuel sorce is compatible. Your machince runs out of power and all the nanites deactivate leaving the hull vulnerable to attack. A crazy hill billy breaks in using stolen military weapons, takes over the machine, kicks you and your crew and all your clones out, then makes modifications to allow your machine to run on antimatter.

 

 

 

That or your crew mutinies :thumbsup:

 

 

 

I wish tyo have a perfectly normal life where I get to die of old age (at 92 years old \' ). My death must be painless.

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Granted. you get a raw egg....

 

trust me.. you don;t wnat this egg to become corrupted. like rotten.

 

cause then it'll stink to high heaven if it breaks.

 

 

 

I wish that someone would crack that egg over killerbook1's head. :twisted:

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...just then a chandelier fell on wizjany's head... he never got to finish his sentence.

 

 

 

I wish for

 

Twelve-pack of Bud

 

Eleven Wrastling tickets

 

Ten o' Copenhagen

 

Nine years probation

 

Eight table dancers

 

Seven packs of Redman

 

Six cans of Spam

 

Five flannel shirts

 

Four big mud tires

 

Three shotgun shells

 

Two hunting dogs

 

... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

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...just then a chandelier fell on wizjany's head... he never got to finish his sentence.

 

 

 

I wish for

 

Twelve-pack of Bud

 

Eleven Wrastling tickets

 

Ten o' Copenhagen

 

Nine years probation

 

Eight table dancers

 

Seven packs of Redman

 

Six cans of Spam

 

Five flannel shirts

 

Four big mud tires

 

Three shotgun shells

 

Two hunting dogs

 

... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

 

-The 12 pack of bud is forever warm :twisted:

 

-the wrestlers turn out to be 2 95 year old women

 

-your Ten o' Copenhagen explodes

 

-the judge hates you and gives you 100 years probation

 

-the table dancers are men

 

-the redman explodes

 

-the spam is....well....spam

 

-the flannel shirts burst into flames

 

-the mud tires dont work

 

-the shotgun shells are full of bird [cabbage]

 

-the hunting dogs are rabid

 

-you get a whole mustang GT but the price of gas rises to the price of $10,000 per gallon

 

 

 

 

 

i wish to be a tipit forums admin ::'

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...just then a chandelier fell on wizjany's head... he never got to finish his sentence.

 

that was my sentence...if you'd know anything, you'd know my sentence always end like that...

 

 

 

I wish that my wish that I wished that this wish wasn't a wish so that my wish wouldn't be corrupted because it's a wish for a wish would be wished for again so that someone can corrupt my wish...

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You never corrupted the wish before yours.

 

 

 

...just then a chandelier fell on wizjany's head... he never got to finish his sentence.

 

that was my sentence...if you'd know anything, you'd know my sentence always end like that...

 

 

 

I wish that my wish that I wished that this wish wasn't a wish so that my wish wouldn't be corrupted because it's a wish for a wish would be wished for again so that someone can corrupt my wish...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Uhhh... Earth explodes.

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You never corrupted the wish before yours.

 

 

 

...just then a chandelier fell on wizjany's head... he never got to finish his sentence.

 

that was my sentence...if you'd know anything, you'd know my sentence always end like that...

 

 

 

I wish that my wish that I wished that this wish wasn't a wish so that my wish wouldn't be corrupted because it's a wish for a wish would be wished for again so that someone can corrupt my wish...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Uhhh... Earth explodes.

 

 

 

that didn't corrupt my wish.....it didn't even grant it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

granted, but it appears in the past..

 

 

 

I wish for a shorter time period between posts being allowed...

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