blaah Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Granted, except the corrupted part is that I don't die a painful death. Instead, I die a RuneScape style death since I like to consider myself pixels because it's much less stressful. I wish I spent my night in the back room of a tobacco shop. Oh dang, I did already... I wish I was pixelated, therefore retroactively making it impossible for my friend to use her Converses in a violent manner which left 3 scars on my legs. For God's sake, I wish I could do the same to her! But noo, my shoes can't even leave a bruise and I can only hurt her by accident /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 You are pixelated... by pixelated I mean your face is blurred like people on crime shows... and like this guy ...except it looks that way in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Granted, but since their is not a wish their, I have taken your wish for myself. I wish that could find my T.V remote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 You didn't specify what "that" is so It's a vicious furry monster. It finds your remote and beats you down with it. I wish for a golden pizza box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 The pizza box was made from stolen gold from Fort Knox and the army decides to come after you and blow you up with a tank. I wish that the Mummy 3 will be the best movie ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Wasn't The scorpion king the 3rd mummy movie? Anyway it's the best movie ever but it's cursed, everyone who watches it is mummified alive 7 days after they see it. :twisted: I wish for a game called runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Scorpion King was a spinoff...the third mummy movie is called Temple of the Dragon or something like that... Granted, and it is full of autoers and nine year olds. I wish that pretzel's came with free cinabuns... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Granted, but they're stale. I wish for cinabuns that don't have anything wrong with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 The cinabuns are cursed...if you eat them, they taste like nothings wrong with them, when really, they are full of snakes. I wish that stephen king would grow an upper lip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Granted, after that he throws you into a deep dark hole... *whistle* ...*crunch* I wish for a plate of nachos... warm cheesy nachos with taco sauce... : mmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 They were made by illegals who crossed the border and could not find toilet paper at the rest stop so used their hand. I wish for a smiley that sticks up the middle finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Granted, but you get banned for using it. I wish for mind control powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Granted, but they are too much for you to handle and your head blows up. I wish that my biology teacher would get that bed out of the classroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Granted, you find it in your kitchen when you get home from school. I wish for a suit of medieval armor specially designed for use by chimpanzees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 too bad that you wrote the order form out wrong and instead you got a giant mechanical robot that blows you up with a deathray. I wish that I could not wish for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Granted, you slowly begin to die because of magic only reversible through a wish. I wish for an army of 3 inch tall minions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 granted, but they grow to be 4 inches i wish that someone would quote me...and see my wish, and how they fell into it... edit: ok something is weird now...the font size isn't working... edit2: my weird web browser, I checked in firefox and it works now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 your minions are actually red ants that want to tear your flesh apart... I wish i could watch the ants eat you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Granted, but since "you" is a pronoun the wish fairy thinks that you [ratchet573] mean her [the fairy]. Can't let you watch wizjany get eaten... I wish I was the wish fairy :D /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Granted, all the corrupted wishes affect you and the people who made them. I wish for a plastic shovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 granted, except in order to be a feiry, you have to wear a lime green thong... I wish I could figure this crossword out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Granted. But then it figures you out and you two become romanticly involved with each other. I wish I wasn't so slow sometimes. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 You now age 7 times faster than normal. I wish for a turnip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 You mistake a beet for a turnip. I wish for a siggie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Granted. You get your radioactive turnip. Go ahead, take a bite, you know you want to... I wish there wasn't the stupid "you can't make another post" thing on here.. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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